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> Deltona, Florida: 911 DISPATCH RECORDS -- JANUARY 15, 2009 >

Operator: 911 Emergency.

Dena Moir: Hello? Oh, please come and take my son away.

Operator: Ma'am, explain what happened.

Dena Moir: My son was playing on his SEGA and I called him to eat dinner. He started to kick and scream like a little girl at a New Kids on the Block concert. And the swearing? He wouldn't stop. I think he learned it from the games!

Operator: What is the emergency?

Dena Moir: To teach him respect I turned off his Microsoft Gamebox and later he came downstairs to where I was preparing dinner, it's Mexican night ... every night I try to change it up, on Thursday we have Mexican, I think it gives the kids a better sense of the world around them. Civilized, if you will ... Oh, sorry for the digression. He came downstairs, pushed me around and beat me with one of them.

Operator: One of?

Dena Moir: A taco.

Operator: Wait, what?

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