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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[GOG.com sale: Pick 5 select games, get 80% off]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/"><img alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/02/alanwakepcwakebarry-1329416122_530x298.jpg" /></a></div>Digital distribution chain <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/gog">GOG</a> is making a push to crowd your hard drive this week. If you choose any five from <a href="http://www.gog.com/pick_5">this list</a>, you can get 80% off the entire batch - the highest price for any one game is $5, the lowest being $2.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/pid"><em>Pid</em></a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/The-Witcher-Enhanced-Edition/"><em>The Witcher: Enhanced Edition</em></a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/legend-of-grimrock"><em>Legend of Grimrock</em></a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/16/deja-review-alan-wake-pc/"><em>Alan Wake</em></a>, <em>Back to the Future</em> and <em>Sam &amp; Max</em> are just a few of what's on offer. The sale itself goes on for the next six days, and you have to pick up at least five games off the list in order to get the savings.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/">GOG.com sale: Pick 5 select games, get 80% off</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20499771/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/13/gog-com-sale-pick-5-select-games-get-80-off/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Alan-Wake</category><category>back-to-the-future</category><category>back-to-the-future-game</category><category>gog</category><category>legend-of-grimrock</category><category>mac</category><category>pc</category><category>pid</category><category>sam-and-max</category><category>the-witcher</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[David Hinkle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 01:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Witcher 1: Enhanced Edition now on OSX, Witcher 2: EE gets free backup on GOG.com]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; "> <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/" target="_self"><img alt="Image" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/04/witcher1enhancededition-1333649553.jpg" style="margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px; margin-top: 4px; margin-bottom: 4px; width: 530px; height: 331px; " /></a></div><em>The</em> <em>Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut</em> is <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/20900/">now available for OSX via Steam</a> for $9.99, CD Projekt has just announced. The port requires OSX 10.6.8 or newer, an Intel Core 2 Duo (or better) and roughly 11 gigs of free space. Since it's a SteamPlay title, users who have purchased <em>The</em> <em>Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut</em> from Steam on PC will automatically receive the OSX version, and vice versa.<br /><br />CD Projekt also announced that every copy of <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/the-witcher-2"><em>The Witcher 2: Enhanced Edition</em></a> includes a complimentary, DRM-free backup copy at GOG.com, regardless of where the game is actually purchased. Said backups also include any extras that may have been included with whatever version of <em>Witcher 2: Enhanced Edition</em> you purchased, such as art books and soundtracks.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/">Witcher 1: Enhanced Edition now on OSX, Witcher 2: EE gets free backup on GOG.com</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:15:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20209517/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/05/witcher-1-enhanced-edition-now-on-osx-witcher-2-ee-gets-free/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CD-Projekt</category><category>DRM-free</category><category>mac</category><category>OSX</category><category>pc</category><category>Steam</category><category>SteamPlay</category><category>The-Witcher</category><category>the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings</category><category>the-witcher-2-enhanced-edition</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jordan Mallory]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Previously on The Witcher...]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"> <img border="1" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/04/witcher2530.jpg" style="display:none;" vspace="4" /><!--[if IE]><object width="599" height="357" id="viddlerOuter-3c84dd1a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="//www.viddler.com/simple/3c84dd1a/"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="flashVars" value="f=1&amp;openURL=54723644&amp;autoplay=f&amp;loop=0&amp;nologo=0&amp;hd=0"><object id="viddlerInner-3c84dd1a"><video id="viddlerVideo-3c84dd1a" src="//www.viddler.com/file/3c84dd1a/html5mobile?openURL=54723644" type="video/mp4" width="599" height="337" poster="//www.viddler.com/thumbnail/3c84dd1a/" controls="controls" x-webkit-airplay="allow"></video></object></object><![endif]--><!--[if !IE]> <!--><object data="//www.viddler.com/simple/3c84dd1a/" height="357" id="viddlerOuter-3c84dd1a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="599"><param name="movie" value="//www.viddler.com/simple/3c84dd1a/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="flashVars" value="f=1&amp;openURL=54723644&amp;autoplay=f&amp;loop=0&amp;nologo=0&amp;hd=0" /><object id="viddlerInner-3c84dd1a"><video controls="controls" height="337" id="viddlerVideo-3c84dd1a" poster="//www.viddler.com/thumbnail/3c84dd1a/" src="//www.viddler.com/file/3c84dd1a/html5mobile?openURL=54723644" tabindex="0" type="video/mp4" width="599" x-webkit-airplay="allow"></video></object></object><!--<![endif]--></div><br />The Witcher's appearance on Xbox in a couple weeks will mark his first introduction to many console players. In the absence of a console port of the <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/29/ding-dong-the-console-witcher-is-dead-for-now/">original <em>Witcher</em></a>, this 5-minute clip covers the story so far.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Previously on The Witcher...</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/">Previously on The Witcher...</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/20207357/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2012/04/04/previously-on-the-witcher/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CD-Projekt</category><category>cd-projekt-red</category><category>microsoft</category><category>the-witcher-2</category><category>the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><category>xbox</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alexander Sliwinski]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joyswag: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, The Witcher: Enhanced Edition codes]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center; ">
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We've already gone over the purpose and proclivities of The Witcher: He hunts and exterminates beasts that don't belong in this world, imbibes body-altering mutagens, and perpetually responds to the world with a determined grimace. It's a pretty cool job.<br />
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<em>Witcher</em> watchers are likely aware that the grizzled warrior-monk, Geralt of Rivia, is set to return tomorrow in <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/game/the-witcher-2"><em>The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings</em></a>. We've got three copies to give away, courtesy of <a href="http://gog.com">GOG</a>. The game is already available for pre-purchase on the retro service, and while it's not exactly fitting with those <em>old</em> PC games, it does come without DRM. (Copies bought elsewhere will require a one-time online activation via Securom.)<br />
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We're also giving away ten GOG download codes for <em>The Witcher: Enhanced Edition</em>, the revamped RPG that kicked off Geralt's gareer -- uh, <em>career</em>. Read the instructions below the break, leave a comment, and you're in.<p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Joyswag: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, The Witcher: Enhanced Edition codes</em></a></p><p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/">Joyswag: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings, The Witcher: Enhanced Edition codes</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Mon, 16 May 2011 16:30:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19941844/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/16/joyswag-the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings-the-witcher-enhance/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>CD-Projekt</category><category>cd-projekt-red</category><category>gog</category><category>joyswag</category><category>pc</category><category>the-witcher-2</category><category>the-witcher-2-assassins-of-kings</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ludwig Kietzmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 16:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Steam celebrates nudity, Witcher Director's Cut discounted 30 percent]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://store.steampowered.com/news/2713/"><img border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/07/witchernudity580.jpg" /></a></div>
If you missed out on CD Projekt's well-received RPG <em>The Witcher</em>, there's two fairly compelling reasons to rectify your oversight:<br />
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    <li><a href="http://store.steampowered.com/news/2713/">Steam has cut the price</a> of <em>The Witcher: Enhanced Edition </em>by 30 percent, bringing the game's cost to an extremely reasonable $27.99.</li>
    <li>The game recently <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/">received a Director's Cut</a> which patches in more female <em>and</em> male nudity than your fragile little brain could possibly comprehend. We're talking <em>oodles</em> of unclothed bathing suit areas, folks.</li>
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This particular Steam markdown is running until Wednesday, August 12. Players who already possess the <em>Enhanced Edition</em> can download the Director's Cut patch for free. In summation: Free nudity. <strong>FREE NUDITY</strong>. (Sorry, just trying to wrangle some traffic from <em>unsavory</em> Google searches.)<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/">Steam celebrates nudity, Witcher Director's Cut discounted 30 percent</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://store.steampowered.com/news/2713/>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19121401/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/06/steam-celebrates-nudity-witcher-directors-cut-discounted/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Atari</category><category>cd-projekt</category><category>cd-projekt-red</category><category>patch</category><category>rpg</category><category>sale</category><category>steam</category><category>The-Witcher</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition-directors-cut</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Griffin McElroy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stop the presses: Witcher Director's Cut adds nudity]]></title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<div align="center"><a href="http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/59531"><img vspace="0" hspace="0" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/07/witchernudity580.jpg" /></a></div>
CD Projekt's role-playing game <em>The Witcher</em> is getting <a href="http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/59531">another update</a>, adding to the content found in the 2008 <em>Enhanced Edition</em> release. Owners of <em><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/tag/The-Witcher-Enhanced-Edition/">The Witcher: Enhanced Edition</a></em> will be able to upgrade to the game's <em>Director's Cut</em> free-of-charge via patch. The newest version of the game will also be available for purchase on <a href="http://www.thewitchercom/">TheWitcher.com</a>, Impulse, Steam and Direct2Drive.<br />
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Along with adding updates found in the recent 1.5 patch -- which removed <em>The Witcher</em>'s DRM and added new community-created content -- the <em>Director's Cut</em> will restore nudity previously removed from the North American release of the (<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/11/cd-projekt-going-seriously-overboard-on-the-witcher-enhanced-ed/">overly buxom</a>) <em>Enhanced Edition</em>. If staring at digital lady and man <em>bits</em> from<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Engine"> an engine that got its original start in 2002</a> is your <em>thing</em>, <em>The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut</em> is the definitive edition you seek.<p style="padding:5px;background:#ffffcc;border:1px solid #ffff99;clear:both;"><a href="http://www.joystiq.com"><img src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif" alt="Joystiq" style="float:left;padding:0 5px 5px 0;" /></a><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/">Stop the presses: Witcher Director's Cut adds nudity</a> originally appeared on <a href="http://www.joystiq.com">Joystiq</a> on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:00:00 EST.  Please see our <a href="http://www.weblogsinc.com/feed-terms/">terms for use of feeds</a>.<br style="clear:both;"></p><h6 style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"></h6><a href=http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/59531>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/19097703/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/15/stop-the-presses-witcher-directors-cut-adds-nudity/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a>]]></description><category>Action</category><category>Atari</category><category>cd-projekt</category><category>directors-cut</category><category>nudity</category><category>RPG</category><category>The-Witcher</category><category>the-witcher-directors-cut</category><category>the-witcher-enhanced-edition</category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Xav de Matos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:00:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>