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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Activision puts Wii first with 'Wee 1st' program</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/activision-puts-wii-first-with-wee-1st-program/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/activision-puts-wii-first-with-wee-1st-program/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/activision-puts-wii-first-with-wee-1st-program/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/business/" rel="tag">Business</a></p><div align="center"><img hspace="0" vspace="4" border="0" alt=""  src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/07/urinate.jpg" /></div>
Do you get <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">pissed</a> off when companies try to pass off <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">piss-poor</a> ports as original Wii games?. Well, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">urine</a> luck! <a href="http://investor.activision.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=320451">Activision's new "Wee 1st" program</a> is designed to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">guide a stream</a> of attention to games where the Wii has <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">gone No. 1</a> in the developer's mind. Games like <em>Little League World Series</em> <em>2008</em>, <em>Rapala Fishing Frenzy</em> and <em>Dancing with the Stars: Get Your Dance On</em> will be the first to try to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">make water</a> out of the campaign. The program might seem like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">piddling</a> concession to the success of Nintendo's oddly-named system, but it's backed up by a national television and print ad campaign that will begin <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination">leaking out</a> this fall. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsTzDakV-U">What a relief</a>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://investor.activision.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=320451>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/activision-puts-wii-first-with-wee-1st-program/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/1250348/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/09/activision-puts-wii-first-with-wee-1st-program/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Activision</category><category>advertising</category><category>marketing</category><category>urine</category><category>wee</category><dc:creator>Kyle Orland</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-09T13:29:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Woman dies of 'water intoxication' after radio contest</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/13/woman-dies-of-water-intoxication-after-radio-contest/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/13/woman-dies-of-water-intoxication-after-radio-contest/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/13/woman-dies-of-water-intoxication-after-radio-contest/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/culture/" rel="tag">Culture</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/wii/" rel="tag">Nintendo Wii</a></p><object width="425" height="350">
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No word yet on how much water the woman consumed.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.news10.net/display_story.aspx?storyid=23350>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/13/woman-dies-of-water-intoxication-after-radio-contest/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/735491/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/13/woman-dies-of-water-intoxication-after-radio-contest/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>death</category><category>radio contest</category><category>sacramento</category><category>wee</category><category>wii</category><dc:creator>Alexander Sliwinski</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-01-13T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Need a wee during the World Cup final? Just bring your PSP</title><link>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/05/need-a-wee-during-the-world-cup-final-just-bring-your-psp/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/05/need-a-wee-during-the-world-cup-final-just-bring-your-psp/</guid><comments>http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/05/need-a-wee-during-the-world-cup-final-just-bring-your-psp/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/psp/" rel="tag">Sony PSP</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/sports/" rel="tag">Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/category/exergaming/" rel="tag">Exergaming</a></p><a href="http://www.japanchronicles.com/article/25/world-cup-soccer-on-your-psp"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" alt="" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/06/PSPtoilethumorcqh.jpg" /></a>I'm not exactly what you'd call football's number one fan (that's soccer to Americans), but a lot of my friends are close. That's why I'm slightly depressed to bring you news of a World Cup themed feature for the PSP that I know a lot of my footie-loving friends would love to get their hands on. The aptly named (at least for this post) P-TV, the portable TV service for PSPs, is offering all 64 World Cup matches for viewing on the PSP for around a dollar per game. A visit to the <a href="http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/pirate%20talk.html">"jardin"</a> during a match will no longer be a problem: if you live in Japan. Yep, the deal's exclusive to <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/03/26/indescribable-ds-stylus/">the land of the steel phallus.</a><br /><br />In all seriousness, Sony could sell a <em>bucketload</em> of PSPs in the UK if they combined a <em>"don't miss a single shot"</em> marketing line with this promotion. There's no problem with access either: a lot of pubs now serve up wifi with their pints. Unfortunately, unless Sony ends up bringing this deal out of Japan, then footie fans will have to resort to that other boring, but tried-and-tested method for minimizing water breaks: not drinking so much damned beer!<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;"> </p><p><a href=http://www.japanchronicles.com/article/25/world-cup-soccer-on-your-psp>Read</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/05/need-a-wee-during-the-world-cup-final-just-bring-your-psp/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/forward/624695/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a> | <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/05/need-a-wee-during-the-world-cup-final-just-bring-your-psp/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Pee</category><category>Playstation Portable</category><category>PlaystationPortable</category><category>PSP</category><category>Toilet</category><category>Wee</category><category>World Cup</category><category>World Cup 2006</category><category>WorldCup</category><category>WorldCup2006</category><dc:creator>Conrad Quilty-Harper</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-06-05T17:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>