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Posted: Jun 6th 2008 10:41AM Roto13 said

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I'm all the way up to ten now!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 10:42AM Roto13 said

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Wait, June 6th? Whoops. xD

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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Ok, None. I'm so ashamed.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 10:55AM Nguyen said

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fatal pressure points, i know them

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:06AM Professor Lario said

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Two. One for each hand.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:10AM (Unverified) said

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Go all Temple of Doom style or Kane fatality style and go in for the heart. Woo!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:19AM JCDoe said

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I know some fanbois who can bore a man to death by talking about 'cells' and 'xenons' and such.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:28AM Blademaster said

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1. Strangle him
2. Break his neck
3. Karate chop his neck so many times that you slowly make your way through to the other side.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:30AM cc12floz said

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1...I just need my 2nd and 4th finger on my left hand to kill a person....

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:40AM (Unverified) said

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Just 1 way...

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:47AM Mariuspontmerci said

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This game is not so great but worth a playthrough for free. I just wait for them to die of old age.

360 :)

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 11:57AM mkernan said

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3.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:02PM (Unverified) said

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Poke a man's eye out! Finish it off by sneezing on the wound!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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Has anyone mentioned the thing from the movie The Presidio where Connery almost kills a guy with his thumb? With his thumb, People!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:04PM scratchh said

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there must be hundreds of subtle variations. but the core elements: strangulation, neck-breaking, nose-into-brain jamming, and raw concussion reman the same.
PS3, XL shirt.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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Only need 1. Dim Mak the death touch!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:19PM Laethiel said

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3

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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number 1005. stab my finger into their throat, twirl, take out, then punch. Then while he's down, kick em in the nuts.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:27PM mirage said

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Too many to come up with a witty comment.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 12:32PM phaedrine said

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Still just 48, I was slacking off.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:04PM Fox City said

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More ways than I should know, probably.

Posted: Jun 9th 2008 10:06AM (Unverified) said

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Maybe 10, but I'm not sure I could do all of them.

BTW: XXL tee-shirt please, and PS3 game

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:21PM kurifurisan said

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2 ways: Chuck and Norris

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:23PM (Unverified) said

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Do I wins yet!?!?

NINJA STARS!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:26PM cantbeatmegaman said

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a couple of karate chops to the throat.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:38PM Shinra422 said

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1. Choking them.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 1:49PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly. Bare handed Flying Bird *waves hands* will not work.

Therefore zero methods known;

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 2:12PM (Unverified) said

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5 PAINFUL ways :)

PS3 version and XL please :)

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 3:55PM FerrumMihi said

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3, I forgot some... sorry.

360, L If you are the forgiving types

Posted: Jun 8th 2008 11:19PM (Unverified) said

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There are 999,999 ways to kill a man with your bare hands. Chuck Norris knows 1,000,000

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 2:39PM Fri said

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One more than there was yesterday.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 3:24PM Gonetotheedge said

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48 ... unless you mean bear hands then only 1 being a mauling. but that would be pretty weird a man with bear hands.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 3:40PM Waunel said

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A lot but 1

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 3:40PM Misfit Toy said

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One. I yell "CHUCK!" and Mr. Norris gives you a lethal dose of his awesomeness.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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as many ways as u cant think of

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:07PM kftgr said

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20080606
360xl
Oh no, the last day, and I have not yet learned a new way to kill a man with my bare hands. My dependency on committing genocide by uttering "Chuck Norris" leaves my total at zero. Oh crap! Did I just say "Chuck Norris" on the internet? Sorry for the crushed eye socket.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:13PM btan said

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one ingeniously clever way

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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Now 10 and counting!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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I'll show you how to kill if i don't win!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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Just 2 =\ choking and neck breaking

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:32PM arttemis said

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A googolplex amount of ways.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 4:50PM (Unverified) said

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3 more ways learned today!

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:02PM Runjasonrun said

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A bunch if this comment is too late (The emails have been really slow lately)

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:20PM sjdierks said

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99 ways, like the Beavis and Butthead song.

Posted: Jun 6th 2008 5:27PM Vector Scalar said

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123 (+/-123)

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