- Tent pitching
- Campfire making
- Marshmallow roasting
- Mosquito swatting
- Killing a bear with her own hands and turning its pelt into a victory coat, The Edge-style
Reader Comments (23)
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:06PM Shadowbender said
On the PS3, Bear Grylls is an exclusive, unlockable character, and on the 360 is Les Stroud.
Both of these characters will appear at the end, after the credits, teasing a spin-off game where the two fight to the death.
Both of these characters will appear at the end, after the credits, teasing a spin-off game where the two fight to the death.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:10PM King Johngie the Fourth said
@Shadowbender
Spoiler: Bear Grylls wins. It's the accent.
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Spoiler: Bear Grylls wins. It's the accent.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:12PM GewurztraminerX said
@King Johngie the Fourth
psh, I'll take Stroud and his Canadian accent any day. Survivorman ftw
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psh, I'll take Stroud and his Canadian accent any day. Survivorman ftw
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 7:22PM The Joy of Painting w Bob Ross said
@GewurztraminerX
Mike Rowe owns both of them and he doesn't even do "survival" shows. He wins just because he's Mike Rowe.
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Mike Rowe owns both of them and he doesn't even do "survival" shows. He wins just because he's Mike Rowe.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:08PM King Johngie the Fourth said
That list is missing an entry.
• Running out of food and having to make the impossible decision of which of your friends, dead or alive, you will eat first.
There. Fixed it.
• Running out of food and having to make the impossible decision of which of your friends, dead or alive, you will eat first.
There. Fixed it.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:10PM Babaloo said
Too bad the name Camping Mama was taken by another game company, but I guess they changed the name soon after as to not break away from the main franchise. I heard Infinity Ward called the game something like Modern Warfare 2.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:11PM SovereignSky said
lol, that picture caught me off guard. Does anyone remember the title of that movie? I know its just one word.
Oh yeah, and good for you Cooking Mama.
Oh yeah, and good for you Cooking Mama.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:17PM GewurztraminerX said
@SovereignSky
If only Joystiq had put it in the article - I'm on The Edge of my seat and dying to know!
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If only Joystiq had put it in the article - I'm on The Edge of my seat and dying to know!
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:21PM SovereignSky said
@GewurztraminerX
Darn Joystiq's awesome wordplay, I totally missed it at the end there... my bad.
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Darn Joystiq's awesome wordplay, I totally missed it at the end there... my bad.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:20PM thedisagree said
no sniping aimless wanderers? It's what campings all about.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:22PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said
Shhh! you had me at "tent pitching"...
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:27PM (Unverified) said
Modern Camping Mama 2
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:29PM WackFiend said
I am going to make this joke before anyone else does:
Camping Mama can pitch my tent any day!
I'm done now.
Camping Mama can pitch my tent any day!
I'm done now.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:34PM Jawmuncher said
Camping mama can help pitch my tent anyday.
I'm serious I hate pitching up tents by myself it's to much work.
I'm serious I hate pitching up tents by myself it's to much work.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 6:39PM PirateEmery said
Did Cooking Mama also sleep with Anthony Hopkin's wife?
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 9:03PM Jayslacks said
Best post ever. Best photo shop ever.
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 9:50PM Helghast102 said
Joke was already made but.. eh whatever.
So this is Call of Duty 9?
So this is Call of Duty 9?
Posted: Oct 27th 2010 9:56PM FrodoTBaggins said
Tent Pitching....Hopefully that sexy looking mama can help me out with that game.
Posted: Oct 28th 2010 12:30AM Kibbles XIII said
At first I thought the picture was of cooking mama in the military
It got my hopes up
It got my hopes up
Posted: Oct 28th 2010 11:45AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
"Doworrey! Mama wirr ficks dees!"
Shoots bear.
Shoots bear.
