War is undoubtedly
Hell -- except in those rare instances where it's actually really fun
! Like, sure, you're constantly risking death, but that's what makes it so entertaining! And sometimes, while you're killing people Jimmy Kimmel shows up! Look at him try to use that rocket launcher! What a card! And Kobe Bryant is there! He's a celebrity! We could get murdered by a celebrity
Fine, we're entirely cognizant of the fact that the Call of Duty: Black Ops
trailer described above and posted below takes place in a wondrous, fictitious world -- but we can dream
, can't we? We can dream of being shot to death by professional basketball players. We have that right.