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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:04PM EatMoreBread said

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Poor Goro. He needs to obtain a special dialing wand.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:06PM Danthaman said

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@EatMoreBread or a hug. A very awkward hug.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:04PM The Wicker Man said

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COLE TRAIN or nothing.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:08PM The Wicker Man said

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@The Wicker Man. Wait, wait... Conker. His fatality is : makes opponent buy Rare and develop Kameo.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:10PM Anticrawl said

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@The Wicker Man

I'd actually like to see Nicholas Cage in this one. Hopefully his fatality is that he dresses the enemy in a bear suit and punches them in the face.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 12:43PM alianomali said

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Or he puts the US Constitution in his face then punches him thru it...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:05PM libregkd said

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This is nothing but a good thing.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:08PM Jenks said

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Alan Wake.

Actually if the game did better, Baldur from Too Human would be a perfect fit.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:23PM TaintedKane said

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@Jenks

lol could you imagine Alan Wake in a fighting game? Alan Wake is my top game of the year but c'mon a skinny jerky writer in a fighting game is a bad idea unless you want to see the shit beat out of him.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:34PM BtheCarp said

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@TaintedKane

Red Dead Redemption already beat the shit out of Alan Wake
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:09PM JnRx said

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Mmm mmm mmm Jade...Jade..Jade...that is all I have to say about that O_o oh and goro still creepy as hell.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:11PM hxczuner said

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GOOOROOO!!!!! Hell yes

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:15PM InDurdenWeTrust said

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How about they give RARE something to do and put in Banjo or something.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:31PM Evil Hayato said

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@InDurdenWeTrust Duuuuuuuuuude, if youre talking RARE properties bring in ANYTHING KILLER INSINCT. or just have rare make a new one.... actually id take anything killer instinct.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:33PM The Harbinger of Pie said

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@InDurdenWeTrust

Yeah, ya see, the thing about that.

Kratos vs. Scorpion - a pretty fair fight.
Banjo vs. any Mortal Kombat character - not fair at all, as Banjo has no experience ripping people in half or anything of the sort.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:49PM Cafecito said

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@Evil Hayato Indeed. Bring in Fulgore. Marcus Fenix would really look out of place.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:53PM oOWallaceOo said

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@The Harbinger of Pie

But can Scorpion catch Crocodile Banjo with Running Shoes on
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Posted: Jan 12th 2011 9:09PM mcnichoj said

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@The Harbinger of Pie
Kazooie has slaughtered million, MILLIONS I TELLS YA.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:19PM TaintedKane said

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Whats that between his legs? Oh god OH GOD AHHHHHHHHH *Gets sucked into the blackhole*

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:33PM Mach2 said

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@TaintedKane

I know, right. Those extra arms are clearly compensating for something.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:28PM xImmortal007x said

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How about Fulgore from Killer Instinct? or maybe Jago?

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:29PM xImmortal007x said

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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:50PM Cafecito said

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@xImmortal007x Just what I was thinking.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:31PM MLC said

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Can't wait for April. MK and LA Noire is gonna be fun.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:52PM Cafecito said

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Oh and make an ultra combo one of his fatalities :D

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 10:56PM CountNoobula said

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Seriously, Goro must have the most efficient workout on the planet.

Front Squats while holding a barbell and doing bicep curls.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:41PM Morisato13 said

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@CountNoobula

You dont visit the gym very much do you?

While Goro is capable of doing what you said, it would not be an efficient workout because he's not focusing on a single muscle at a time. Ever try running while doing a bicep curl with your left arm, triceps extensions on your right arm and kegels in your pants all at the same time? Yeah, you're not getting far.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 1:26AM CountNoobula said

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@Morisato13
Actually I do go to the gym quite a bit. And there is such a thing as compund exercises. Look it up. For example, you could start with a straight-leg deadlift, followed by a bent-over row, followed by a clean and jerk. Or a more simple one: Squat presses, this is accomplished by thrusting a pair of dumbells over head while in the down position of a squat, and lowering them when you are in the standing position.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it dumb@$$
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:49AM kabooky said

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@Morisato13

I thought one of you was going to mention how his lower set of arms have no pectoral muscles and are pretty much worthless- but whatever- argue about how he uses his limbs disregarding whether they are functional or not.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 10:33AM Enosoma said

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@kabooky

I lift things up and put them down
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 10:47AM CountNoobula said

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@kabooky

Good point, didn't take that into account. But then again we know little of his anatomy, perhaps his lower arms get help lifting stuff from his abs and obliques. This warrants further investigation.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 12:54PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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@CountNoobula

My Glutes and Deltoids are greater than your Glutes and Deltoids.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 7:00PM The Wicker Man said

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@Morisato13. Stop acting like virgins.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:07PM L3gato said

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I know he's not exclusive anymore but Ryu Hayabusa? If nothing else put Skittles

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:19PM Anticrawl said

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I'd love to see Bayonetta make an appearance on both console versions.

For the 360 version though I doubt Marcus could keep up with fighters, his special power is he has steroids and a cool voice.

I personally would love to see Kaim Argonar from Lost Odyssey over Marcus Fenix. He'd actually fit in with the universe as he is an immortal.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:44PM Jack Kevorkian said

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@Anticrawl My vote is the horse from Viva Pinata.
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 12:55PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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@Jack Kevorkian

Your horse is amazing...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:30PM willooi said

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Mass Effect's Wrex =)

This could work

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:30PM Mister Servo said

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No, it's going to be Carmine from Gears of War. Think about it, if you're going to submit a character to a game in which opponents are violently and horrifically ripped apart, you have to go with Carmine. He has the most experience in that realm.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:38PM flysamurai said

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I'm 20 years old and this picture still scares the living shit outta me.

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:41PM Mortuvir said

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Finish him Marcus Fenix style( oh course,) VRROOM VROMMM VROOM VRUM VRUM SLUSH SLUSH PLUPUCKT. Brutality

Posted: Jan 10th 2011 11:55PM evilsaywhat said

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please bring someone from Killer Instinct! Then, make a KI4! I'd love to see Sabrewulf as a kontender!!

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 12:17AM RomuluXX said

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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Fatality on the Citadel

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 12:56AM EDZiLLUH said

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the most notable character for Xbox would be Master Chief but we can't see him get his head chopped off or him pulling Kratos guts out. it just doesn't fit Chief

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 1:01AM US 447 said

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Goro obviously is supporting Kinect, other wise hes out $200 with the move on just the main controller alone.

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 1:01AM Heffer Wolfe said

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Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole.

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 1:03AM bakedbeans6 said

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I only see four arms... Am I missing something?

Posted: Jan 11th 2011 2:12AM Stuwie said

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@bakedbeans6 yeah goro never had six arms huh they goofed
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 4:13AM zerosuitsammich said

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@bakedbeans6

"What has six arms and throws one mean boomerang? Mortal Kombat's JADE AND GORO, of course!"
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Posted: Jan 11th 2011 10:28AM Flapjackal said

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@bakedbeans6 Jade AND Goro. Jade has 2, Goro has 4.

2+4=6.

6 arms.

Simple, really.
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