At first glance, the so-called "biotic games" research conducted by a Stanford University team that's installed microorganisms into crude, real-life video games merely raises the question: Wow -- that's a job?
A summary of the team's experimentation on living organisms (red flag!) in this month's Lab on a Chip journal suggests that biotic games could "have significant conceptual and cost-reducing effects on biotechnology and eventually health care," not to mention that they could also "educate society at large to support personal medical decisions and the public discourse on bio-related issues."
Those sure sound like complicatedly-worded, yet noble goals -- or at least good cover for playing video games all day -- but we sense a distressing undertone in the work here. Just watch the clip (after the break) of the researchers' Pac-Man prototype clone, "PAC-mecium," wherein, ostensibly, a player would "guide" unwitting paramecia to happy-face yeast pellets and attempt to keep the poor protozoa from being devoured by a giant zebrafish larvae, or not.
It's pretty clear to us that the next "guinea pigs" in this diabolical plan will be mice, and then probably monkeys. The final stage? Gerard Butler.
[Thanks, Ken G]
Reader Comments (8)
Posted: Jan 21st 2011 11:13PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
Pac - Spore???
Posted: Jan 21st 2011 11:27PM Crimsic said
Bio-Minecraft.
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Posted: Jan 21st 2011 11:27PM HybridPara said
I don't know why but what I took from this was one day we'll be using video games to fight cancer.
And we'll win.
And we'll win.
Posted: Jan 21st 2011 11:32PM Red Runner said
After "The Bounty Hunter", I'm pretty sure subjecting Gerard Butler to scientific experimentation is justified, I don't care HOW kick-ass 300 was.
Posted: Jan 22nd 2011 9:44PM oldbutnotdead said
@Red Runner Ha! You have got to be male! Guess what, there are movies women like. We paid to see the shower scene in Bounty Hunter; worth the price!
Of course I like 300 as well, in fact, Lots of women do! I wonder why!
If you really want to see something that would gag a man, check out the behind the scenes making of Gerard's L'Oreal commercial. More than 30,000 hits (mostly but not all, women), less that three weeks! Coriolanus is coming out soon, more of a war movie, there you go!
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Of course I like 300 as well, in fact, Lots of women do! I wonder why!
If you really want to see something that would gag a man, check out the behind the scenes making of Gerard's L'Oreal commercial. More than 30,000 hits (mostly but not all, women), less that three weeks! Coriolanus is coming out soon, more of a war movie, there you go!
Posted: Jan 22nd 2011 12:27AM Shockz said
Biotic games? We've discovered element zero already?
Posted: Jan 22nd 2011 11:14AM CyberKnight said
Forcing single-celled organisms to play video games together in order to conduct scientific experiments...
Did they just describe Xbox Live?
Did they just describe Xbox Live?
Posted: Jan 23rd 2011 1:10PM MNeko said
YOU CANNOT STOP ME WITH PAC-MECIUM ALONE!
(Wow, it took that long for someone to make that joke?)
(Wow, it took that long for someone to make that joke?)
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