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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:30PM XaiaX said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

HOW DUMPSTER GET PRAGNENT?
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 8:01PM Dukk420 said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze I'm just a prom night dumpster baby,,,a prom night dumpster baby...and I'm takin' a stroll!!! Love it! :)
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 6:52PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT LET FOX NEWS HEAR ABOUT THIS

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:00PM Syesta said

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@ArtificeDrake formerly known as

Something tells me Fox News is already going to have a field day with the concept of this game once it begins to hit heavy media stride.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:01PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@ArtificeDrake formerly known as

Or any news outlet, for that matter.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 6:57PM Colin said

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This sounds like the first rational decision anyone has made regarding this game.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 6:57PM Colin said

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@Colin

Actually, free tacos was a very rational decision.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:01PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@Colin

Mmm, tacos.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 6:57PM IUP said

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Resident Evil 4 already did this.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 6:58PM Faenix said

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@IUP

I dont remember that?
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 8:00PM The Monarch said

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@Faenix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYuh3RpSd8

scared the shit out of me, I remember
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:01PM MarkcusD said

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Chris Cross? For some reason I want to jump, jump...weird.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:07PM Ranko said

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@MarkcusD

And an urge to wear baggy pants backwards.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:24PM IUP said

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@MarkcusD

You young whipper-snappers stop all your hipping and your hopping! You're rocking the boat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkIuKXwmlU
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Posted: Mar 5th 2011 12:37AM andrewpoe said

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@MarkcusD

And find a Sega CD and Make My Video
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:02PM eat it said

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WARM IT UP CHRIS!

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:03PM Syesta said

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I missed the bus♪
I missed the bus♪

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:04PM Truant said

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Sounds like this idea was nipped in its... [puts on glasses]
infancy.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:47PM AntiVillian said

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@Truant

damn this joke is getting old
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:04PM SisypheanLife said

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Ah, dumpster babies..... jerky for the homeless.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:13PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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@SisypheanLife

Eww.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:17PM mguniverse said

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I love hunting for baby eggs.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:28PM (Unverified) said

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Is there a mission where you get caught between the moon and New York City?

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 7:40PM KillTheApex said

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I hope they didn't choose not to include for fear of upsetting people. If games are to ever be considered "art", as some people wish, then they shouldn't be so pedestrian with their content.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 8:00PM Rawrnosaurous said

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Does Chris Cross also make you want to Jump Jump?

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 8:00PM JUNG GUNS said

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Ideas like this give gaming and gamers a bad name. As a game addict, I'm thinking the scenario is lame. As a father, it's down right disgusting. Garbage.

Posted: Mar 4th 2011 11:15PM KillTheApex said

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@JUNG GUNS

You pick and choose what you get offended by? Either everything is off-limits or nothing is off-limits.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2011 9:35AM Fermie Prime said

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@JUNG GUNS Ageed. Just seems like something a 14 yr old would conjure up. Stupid. And then when I look at this from the perspective of a parent of 3, I get disgusted by this. Yeah yeah I know its "just a game" but when you have kids to raise, they aren't just cry machines whose seemingly only purpose in life is to annoy and inconvenience people. They are innocence incarnate, and this display of irresponsibility of the developers isn't "cool". Its borderline exploitive.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2011 10:04AM Fermie Prime said

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@KillTheApex Huh? So I can either not be offended by everything or be offended by everything all the time? What kind of absolutist shit is this?
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 12:04PM Fermie Prime said

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@Fermie Prime
Guess I OFFENDED some of yall LOL. Hypocrits.
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Posted: Mar 4th 2011 10:03PM Uracat said

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A dumpster is an ideal place to raise a child. Plenty of flies to eat, used diapers to wear, and newspapers to read. When the trashman comes it's like going on a field trip.

Posted: Mar 5th 2011 1:50AM ngSliver said

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"We went through all kinds of crazy crap! We put a baby in a dumpster and were using that as a bullet shield"

Well I wouldn't like dents in my brand new dumpster either.

Posted: Mar 5th 2011 10:23AM Dr AwesomeMAN96 said

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Indeed. Dumpsters are so difficult to procure in this rough economy.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2011 6:58PM Regault said

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This mostly reminded me of that movie Shoot 'em Up. I seem to remember them doing all kinds of crazy crap in that movie to protect the baby.

Would an empty oil barrel used as a bullet shield have been more tasteful?

Maybe a scene where they diaper a baby in a kevlar vest?

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