Razer's April Fools gag is aimed at players who find their StarCraft performance utterly hopeless and their Call of Duty: Wisconsin skills in the dumps. Were it real, the Razer Talon would be "the world's first gaming bio-exoskeleton," capable of driving your in-game actions per minute (APM) well past the boundaries of human limitations.
"The Razer Talon will learn your primary mouse and keyboard actions. The Razer Talon will take over and begin to execute your actions at a lighting fast pace," reads the Razer website. Just be sure to stock up on the also fictional Razer Snake Oil Hyperesponse Lubricant in order to slow the progress of Talon-induced tissue damage.
Reader Comments (10)
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 2:20AM KIRBY SMASH said
"excuse me, do you have any razer snake oil hyperesponse lubricant in stock? it's not for that, it's for a video game"
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 2:27AM ZGiSH said
...and even then I wouldn't be able to match the APM of Korean players.
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 2:32AM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
I love the Razor Talon....
It's So Bad
It's So Bad
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 2:55AM Frank the tank said
The actions per minute I make would be thrusting my hand back and forth uhm..... One could dream.
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 3:15AM FuriousMailman said
@Frank the tank
i thrust my hand back and forth
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i thrust my hand back and forth
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 12:38PM Bouillestfu said
@Frank the tank It would "learn your movements and do them for you at lightning speed"
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 8:14AM DokiDokiBawanga said
Fapping will never be the same!!
Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 11:25PM Gel214th said
:-\
I would have bought it for MMOs! :-)
I would have bought it for MMOs! :-)
Posted: Apr 4th 2011 12:40AM hotstew said
"Now you're playing with power!"
Posted: Apr 4th 2011 11:40AM Squalls Lionheart said
an updated powerglove with snake oil Hyperesponse Lubricant..........
must clear my calendar and get the anti chafe ointment
must clear my calendar and get the anti chafe ointment
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