Julius Styles: The International smashes into iOS
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Julius Styles: The International arrived on iOS today and, in our effort to be as supportive of Wesley Snipes as possible, we dropped $3 on it with little to no consideration for our own safety. So, how is it?
Well, we've been playing for around 30 minutes now, and ... well, let's put it this way: Unless there's an upcoming scene in which Julius wakes up from a dead sleep and says, "What a terrible dream! Now it's time for the real game!" we're going to need a refund and some extensive therapy. Because at this point, we'd rather be playing Julia Stiles: The International.
Well, we've been playing for around 30 minutes now, and ... well, let's put it this way: Unless there's an upcoming scene in which Julius wakes up from a dead sleep and says, "What a terrible dream! Now it's time for the real game!" we're going to need a refund and some extensive therapy. Because at this point, we'd rather be playing Julia Stiles: The International.
Reader Comments (19)
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:03PM B0HICAH said
Haha. nice source link, Hoops.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:03PM Truant said
Might have been better spent on an orange julius.
Too bad, I like Snipes. Looking forward to him getting out of the big house and getting back to work. I like that he's involved with comic/superheroes/videogames.
Too bad, I like Snipes. Looking forward to him getting out of the big house and getting back to work. I like that he's involved with comic/superheroes/videogames.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:04PM A Sandwich said
Is this about Julia Stiles' brother?
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:10PM John Z said
Better subtitles:
The Unintentional
The Interminable
The Intolerable
The International Court Will Press Charges For Crimes Against Humanity Because Of This Game
The Unintentional
The Interminable
The Intolerable
The International Court Will Press Charges For Crimes Against Humanity Because Of This Game
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:10PM ch3burashka said
A burned out actor's iOS project isn't good? I'm shocked.
I was more shocked to find out Wesley Snipes was working on an iOS game. What the hell is he even doing now?
I was more shocked to find out Wesley Snipes was working on an iOS game. What the hell is he even doing now?
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:57PM (Unverified) said
@blessrok
You could have simple said he is in prison for tax evasion. Why always the lame shower rape comments.
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You could have simple said he is in prison for tax evasion. Why always the lame shower rape comments.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:11PM commonperson said
His first Adversary, The Continental played by Christopher Walken, he will steal The International's glove and when The International returns to retrieve it he will ply him with Cham-pagn-nia and try and extract favours of a sexy kind.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:15PM blessrok said
I still don't get what this game is about.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:19PM sigma8 said
Justin, is the 4-star, two word ("Great game!") review on iTunes by Darryl Joseph really you, using a pseudonym?
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 4:32PM FrodoTBaggins said
Julia Childs: The Drunken Chef
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 5:03PM KiraXD said
its obviously a game he can use as a tax write off.
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 6:46PM furious said
Darkness!
Posted: Aug 11th 2011 10:03PM Dooliss said
I'd rather play 'Martha Stewart: Over-the-Top House Party: The Game.






