The latest trailer for Assassin's Creed: Revelations is titled "The Life of Ezio Auditore," but don't expect some "previously on" wrap-up. Nope, the life of Ezio Auditore is all about stabbing, slicing and exploding his fellow man.
Assassin's Creed: Revelations story trailer is a stab fest
by Alexander Sliwinski 
on Oct 4th 2011 6:20PM
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The latest trailer for Assassin's Creed: Revelations is titled "The Life of Ezio Auditore," but don't expect some "previously on" wrap-up. Nope, the life of Ezio Auditore is all about stabbing, slicing and exploding his fellow man.
Reader Comments (20)
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:24PM KGameLover1 said
I see what you did thar.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:26PM dpaul420 said
Ah, no drum and bass this time?
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:39PM Bubbameister33 said
@The Blank Mage Returns
I hope there isn't going to be any black mage on black mage violence here.
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I hope there isn't going to be any black mage on black mage violence here.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:28PM The Blank Mage Returns said
I counted 25 stabbings. At a minute and a half, that's roughly one stab every six seconds!
...This is how I choose to apply my college math.
...This is how I choose to apply my college math.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 8:22PM The Blank Mage Returns said
@The Blank Mage Returns ...And I still got that wrong. At TWO minutes and a half, that's roughly etc. etc. I never study.
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Posted: Oct 5th 2011 12:13AM A Sandwich said
@The Blank Mage Returns
College math? Are you taking remedial classes?
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College math? Are you taking remedial classes?
Posted: Oct 5th 2011 12:57AM The Blank Mage Returns said
@A Sandwich Finished those already. Long story short, it turns out letters are actually NUMBERS.
Needless to say this rocked my fragile world. Almost put me in a coma.
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Needless to say this rocked my fragile world. Almost put me in a coma.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:42PM Bubbameister33 said
I think by making Ezio old they made him Sean Connery cool.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:48PM LeisureWolf said
@Bubbameister33 Time made Ezio old. We made him great.
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Posted: Oct 4th 2011 6:44PM Korbie said
I am so glad the EB Games near me is opening at midnight for ACR.
Is it just me or is the frame rate higher than previous games?
Is it just me or is the frame rate higher than previous games?
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 7:00PM Ryuk said
This game actually looks like it's bloodier and more violent than the last entries.
sold.
sold.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 8:21PM Blargal said
A great man once said "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". (if you don't know who that is...then you shouldn't be playing this game lol) >.>
That being said, I should really stop watching AC:R videos...its getting to the point where they are revealing to much in the videos about the game, and I myself don't want to have to much revealed otherwise it will ruin some of the game for me heh.
That being said, I should really stop watching AC:R videos...its getting to the point where they are revealing to much in the videos about the game, and I myself don't want to have to much revealed otherwise it will ruin some of the game for me heh.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 9:43PM Nashk said
You know I had a thought, go ahead and stop me if I am wrong somewhere.
Desmond in the animus is emulating everything his ancestors are doing in his memories correct? If he is in the animus, and he does actions that are against what his ancestor has done he loses sync and can be kicked out of the memory. We are repeatedly told this when we kill innocents.
Well while playing brotherhood I felt like being an ass and picked the pocket of some poor girl in one of the "poverty" areas of the city. She didn't like that, and with balls she raised her dukes and attempted to attack me. Well with one button press that girl got her fist deflected and a faceful of ezio's knee, which leaves her sprawled on the ground writhing in pain.
I got no warning to stop, no damage and hell I ended up going on a spree of stealing and beating peasants. Does this mean Ezio did all this in his lifetime?
TL;DR Ezio was a dick!
Desmond in the animus is emulating everything his ancestors are doing in his memories correct? If he is in the animus, and he does actions that are against what his ancestor has done he loses sync and can be kicked out of the memory. We are repeatedly told this when we kill innocents.
Well while playing brotherhood I felt like being an ass and picked the pocket of some poor girl in one of the "poverty" areas of the city. She didn't like that, and with balls she raised her dukes and attempted to attack me. Well with one button press that girl got her fist deflected and a faceful of ezio's knee, which leaves her sprawled on the ground writhing in pain.
I got no warning to stop, no damage and hell I ended up going on a spree of stealing and beating peasants. Does this mean Ezio did all this in his lifetime?
TL;DR Ezio was a dick!
Posted: Oct 5th 2011 12:15AM A Sandwich said
@solowing
He's right, Nashk. The less you think about Assassin's Creed "story" the more you'll enjoy it. But I did enjoy your anecdote.
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He's right, Nashk. The less you think about Assassin's Creed "story" the more you'll enjoy it. But I did enjoy your anecdote.
Posted: Oct 4th 2011 9:54PM SnDin9 said
Stab stab stab! Sweet baby jeebus I have to pre-order this soon.
Posted: Oct 5th 2011 10:06AM MegamanEXE said
After watching this, I don't think I can wait an extra 2 weeks for the PC release. :(
Posted: Oct 6th 2011 3:48AM xnifex said
why does joystiq always rehost vidoes? this was posted on youtube, why not just embed that?
