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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:06PM Syesta said

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D*ck-T*ts.

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:22PM whylekat said

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@Syesta

It's an "o," right?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:36PM vidguy said

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@Syesta

"U"? There's something that makes me laugh about Duck-Tuts.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:45PM foxhound said

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@Syesta

Pat Sajak> Let's see what the answer was... Ooops, I'm sorry, that's not the correct answer for the phrase. It was "Duck Tuts", the 18th century philosopher who coined the contemporary popular line, "Hark! The duck tuts on that strumpet make my pantaloons quite betwixt of joy and desire."
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:09PM PedoJokerBear said

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@foxhound

haha....pantaloons.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:10PM Faceless Troll said

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I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess the devs have never visited 4-chan.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:30PM SmashZilla said

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@Faceless Troll

The language isn't that bad there.

It's those images......those.......images.... (0_0 )
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:28PM Esposch said

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@SmashZilla

That's not true. If you were a homosexual, you'd be shocked by some of the things that they say.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 9:09PM Vman said

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@Esposch Or Black even O.o
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:12PM ZexionArmando said

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Oh, Invader Zim, how I miss you.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:22PM MowDownJoe said

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@ZexionArmando "Wait a minute... humans don't HAVE a squeedlyspooch!"
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:30PM balbonits said

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@ZexionArmando

i miss GURR!!
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:48PM KirbyCommando said

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@ZexionArmando
Bacon?
Soap.
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Posted: Oct 9th 2011 10:29AM Timerider said

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@ZexionArmando
Someone here likes Zim. Same reference was made in the pic for a different article.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:13PM Kibbles XIII said

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I liked Bulletstorm because they were over the top with everything, for me it was what any messing around shooter should be like.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:46PM foxhound said

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@Kibbles XIII
I would've loved it more if the weapons did more damage without having to sit in the middle of a firefight, trying to combo like mad. Regardless, it was an amusing springtime romp.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:15PM kmcroc said

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Shocked my ass, they knew all about it. Anyhow was still a look game.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:17PM Steve R said

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"you're going to kill my d*ck? whats that even mean?"

At least they were somewhat creative with it. not just 10 "F" bombs in a row

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:15PM Grimbear13 said

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@Steve R
Exactly as dumb as the swearing was I feel it was closer to real swearing when people are using the English language to it's fullest.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 2:46PM foxhound said

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@Steve R
Joe Pesci should have been consulted.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:18PM EliminatorZigma said

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Well, this certainly changes my perspective. The game was great, and I especially liked the over-the-top rudeness. Now that I know that a lot fo the verbal stuff was a mistake, I'm a little less impressed.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:20PM Faceless Troll said

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@EliminatorZigma Sometimes the best comedy is unintentional.
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Posted: Oct 8th 2011 5:48AM This Little Man Says His Name Is said

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@EliminatorZigma

They never said it was a mistake, they just didn't realise how much of it was in there.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:20PM darkinchworm said

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They saw the end result and were like, "well, shit"

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:20PM Schlecht said

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Joystiq, I'm shocked! What happened to standards? There are children that may be reading this! Writing foul language such as "squeedlyspooch" on the front page. For shame.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:27PM MKID said

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This article totally reminds me of this foreign commercial on learning English (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RcrRRlKTUM).

Not for the "Too Young" crowd, if it can be managed =P.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:28PM psycros said

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@That One Guy : hmm, he capitalizes "rapists", interestiiing.."

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:29PM Lordd G said

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Yeah, I played through most of campaign and it was obvious they were straining to make up curse words at points, like "sh*td*ck",etc...

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:51PM Faceless Troll said

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@Lordd G Shitting dick nipples. That is all.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:34PM A Sandwich said

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Bulletstorm was probably my best surprise game of the year. 2008's was Dead Space, 2009's was Demon's Souls, and 2010's was Darksiders. So it's in good company.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 8:06PM APCMice said

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@A Sandwich

Agreed. I picked it up sometime after release and was shocked I didn't get it sooner. The soundtrack was amazing too.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:35PM (Unverified) said

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One of the most satisfying FPS i've ever played, and most of this feeling can be pinned to the dialog sequences. From time to time I still play it again just for hearing these dialogues again and again.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:36PM Dante G said

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I was reminded of South Park... and of course Invader Zim.

It's kinda like the song "UncleF*cka"

It may seem like a funny word, but if you picture what it actually means it's just wrong...

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:38PM SaintV said

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Who cares about the swearing, the game was god awful bad.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:51PM Steel Toad said

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@SaintV

Dunno... it's been a while since I played a game with a grin on my face... Bulletstorm pulled it off.

ST
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:52PM baby sea tuna said

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@SaintV

"god awful bad?"

Surely you must be joking.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 3:17PM notoriousEIC said

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@SaintV
I thought it was fun, and it has a Metacritic average in the 80s. Your opinion appears to be well outside the norm.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 4:52PM SaintV said

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@notoriousEIC

The game did not even sell well but ok...
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:21PM Yuccadude said

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@SaintV
So it was a bad game because it didn't sell? Or do you not know because you didn't play it and just think success equals quality.
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:40PM LinkRazr said

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+1000 for the Zim reference.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:48PM The Pork said

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This story is funny as heck.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:50PM baby sea tuna said

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Hey, a little bit of mistranslation gives the world a word like Pussyzilla, then it was all worth it.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 12:53PM baby sea tuna said

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@That One Guy

Could be worse, could have all ended up as Analrapists.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:06PM Enosoma said

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I barely notice any swearing in Bulletstorm (not done yet though).

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 4:04PM KGameLover1 said

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@Enosoma
...Are you deaf?
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Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:11PM PedoJokerBear said

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@That One Guy

too late.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:15PM Vcize said

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@baby sea tuna

Half analyst, half therapist? How is that worse? That seems like a stand-up job.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:26PM Cosmic93 said

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Bulletstorm 2 would be good

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:31PM HardBoiled2009 said

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I didn't like what i played in the demo and i was was really hoping to like it but it never happened.

also people made comments about the swearing in the game to be over the top ( tho only played the demo ) I own Rogue Warrior and i enjoyed that quite abit actually and the Ending Song was Funny.

Posted: Oct 7th 2011 1:31PM DJMaxxi said

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Ten to Gryffindor for the Zim reference!

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