Hey listen, Halo
, we like you and all -- you've always been there for us over the years. But when you come out with a $40 anniversary edition, it's like, that game was fun the first
five times we played it. We've got nothing against you, per se, but with Modern Warfare 3
out now, it's just; we can't really commit
that much money, you know? It's not you, it's us!
Wait, what's that? You're also releasing the Anniversary Edition maps as DLC
for Halo Reach
? Oh! For 1200 points (about $15), we'll get six multiplayer maps that are revamps of levels from previous Halo
games with new features and areas, and a Firefight map called "Installation 04"? That's much more our speed, Halo
The maps (and playlists for them) will be live on November 14, so we'll see you there, Halo
. And no hard feelings, right? We love you, you know. Just not all the way.