Well, we're all screwed. The annual Steam holiday deals have gone live, discounting ... let's just say "all the games" to be efficient, okay? All the games are discounted, as are a bunch of humongous packs which similarly include all the games, and, if that weren't enough, Steam is giving away free games to folks who play other games. Congratulations! We all get more games than any of us could ever hope to play in our lifetimes.
Those free games are earned by completing a series of in-game objectives which cycle everyday until January 1. Completing them either gets you a freebie off the "Great Gift Pile" or a lump of coal, seven of which can also be traded in for an actual gift. Alternatively, you could save your lumps up -- each counts as an entry into a Steam sweepstakes, the grand prize for which is every game on Steam ever. Seriously, that's not hyperbole. The prize is every game.
Reader Comments (72)
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:34PM Sonictheratherquickhedgehog said
Gonna give coal to everyone I know and love.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 10:04PM echerringtonYAHOOCOM said
@Sonictheratherquickhedgehog
Serious Sam 3 for me. thanks. lol
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Serious Sam 3 for me. thanks. lol
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:36PM Nytemare457 said
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:51PM Marco le Polo said
@Nytemare457
Oh and this....
http://fantikerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/steam_sale_time_wallet-240x300.jpg
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Oh and this....
http://fantikerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/steam_sale_time_wallet-240x300.jpg
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:52PM Once known as Shadsy said
@Nytemare457 Replace "summer" with "holiday":
http://hejibits.com/comics/2011-07-04-summer-savings.png
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http://hejibits.com/comics/2011-07-04-summer-savings.png
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:42PM DarkSonata said
wow I've already had 3 '503' server errors by now, their website is being flooded with buyers!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:43PM Once known as Shadsy said
1490 games. One thousand four-hundred and ninety.
If you played one per week, it would take you 29 years to get through all of them.
If you played one per week, it would take you 29 years to get through all of them.
Posted: Dec 20th 2011 2:25AM Special Agent Steve said
@Once known as Shadsy
Good thing I'm young!
:D
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Good thing I'm young!
:D
Posted: Dec 20th 2011 7:20AM GuitarHero666 said
@Once known as Shadsy
Whoever wins that prize should go and have a super-massive gifting thread. Or even better, make a lottery and have 80% of the profit go to a charity.
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Whoever wins that prize should go and have a super-massive gifting thread. Or even better, make a lottery and have 80% of the profit go to a charity.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:44PM Adventfire said
lets see Origin match this! lol
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:44PM Ryuk said
GAMES!!!
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:46PM Ebok007 said
Oh fuuuuuuuudge! Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:47PM Dick Socrates said
It's more complicated than 'Here are some games for less money than usual' so I legitimately don't give a ****. I use my Holmes-like deductive reasoning for important things like work, turning buying games into another elaborate Valve-troll doesn't interest me.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:16PM LordPoncho said
@Dick Socrates
What's so complicated? You click a link, it shows a list of things you can do to potentially earn free games, and you do them.
Or you could just buy games and ignore the potential to earn free shit from playing games...
You sound like you're complaining just to complain.
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What's so complicated? You click a link, it shows a list of things you can do to potentially earn free games, and you do them.
Or you could just buy games and ignore the potential to earn free shit from playing games...
You sound like you're complaining just to complain.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 5:45PM gevenstaines said
@Dick Socrates
"All the games are discounted"
this is like, so complicated.
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"All the games are discounted"
this is like, so complicated.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 6:53PM ColorblindMonk said
@Dick Socrates
Cry harder. You're not appreciating discounted shit enough.
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Cry harder. You're not appreciating discounted shit enough.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 7:07PM LordPoncho said
@ColorblindMonk
I can proudly say I +1'd everyone here (except the guy we're replying to obviously). A rarity these days.
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I can proudly say I +1'd everyone here (except the guy we're replying to obviously). A rarity these days.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:49PM KabooterPidgeon said
Yes, this would be great, but their servers are so overloaded at the moment it's mostly inaccessible.
Would have preferred that press held off on reporting the sale, since that will just had more congestion to Steam.
But what can you do.
Would have preferred that press held off on reporting the sale, since that will just had more congestion to Steam.
But what can you do.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:50PM superfrick said
I refuse to buy any games this year! I have enough unplayed games on my list to last nearly 3 years at the rate of one game per week.
Seriously. My Steam Library is full.
Seriously. My Steam Library is full.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 11:39PM Flamesbladeflcl said
@superfrick I am telling myself that but I doubt it will last
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Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:50PM Mmmmz said
My precious....
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 3:52PM Oskiee said
Between Steam and SWTOR, I might never leave my house again. :O(
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:01PM pedasn said
so i wanted to buy a game, but the steamserver got an arrow to the knee
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:03PM Ostentaneous said
Steam... it broke.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:04PM The Tim said
So now I'm faced with the choice of buying games for the computer I plan to buy in February, HOPING said plans don't fall through, or waiting and buying games later, after I have a new computer, but at almost certainly higher prices.
Dammit
Dammit
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:07PM (Unverified) said
Sigh.... Servers implode yet again. I want to see my gift thingie already. I did not even know about a "steam inventory" until now.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:12PM Cranky Penguin said
If the Steam servers stay down, then I can't give them any money! Woo hoo?
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:13PM pally321 said
Well, now the stores down.. -.-
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:19PM drewciferpike said
Dear Steam,
Knowing that you'd be getting a flood of people popping over to check out the magnitude of your yearly sale, you decided to not prepare for the traffic because...?
Knowing that you'd be getting a flood of people popping over to check out the magnitude of your yearly sale, you decided to not prepare for the traffic because...?
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:22PM (Unverified) said
@drewciferpike They know you will just be spamming F5 until you can get in? How do you think they could prepare for 5 mil+ people all spamming the same page at the same time? You have an hour long log in queue or somethin?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2011 5:06PM drewciferpike said
@drewciferpike I dig what you're all saying, but I find it hard to believe that the smart people at Valve responsible for cleaning and maintaining the pipes of the interwebs couldn't come up with something relatively inexpensive to help ease the first 6-8 hours of an event like this. I know cost is an issue, but it's also one of scale; it wouldn't have to be a permanent solution, just something to lube the first entrants, so to say.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2011 6:20PM BlueRajasmyk said
@Mmmmz
Google still gets more traffic in an hour than Valve will get all day, so it's not "impossible" - they just need to buy more servers. After today, they should have the money for it.
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Google still gets more traffic in an hour than Valve will get all day, so it's not "impossible" - they just need to buy more servers. After today, they should have the money for it.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 7:09PM Mmmmz said
@BlueRajasmyk
I never said it was "impossible". I said "economically impossible". For goodness sakes people. Reading comprehension 101.
I love how you think buying servers is just easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Not to mention costs for maintaining additional servers. If they do have their own servers to begin with.
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I never said it was "impossible". I said "economically impossible". For goodness sakes people. Reading comprehension 101.
I love how you think buying servers is just easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Not to mention costs for maintaining additional servers. If they do have their own servers to begin with.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:25PM Gibbeynator said
The money printers must be out of ink, or something.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:35PM trauma disaster said
First time I've seen the servers this bad on steam, I thought my internet was down for a minute. It just makes me think I'm gettin up on the man that much more when I think I'm part of a mob stealing so much cha-cha-chit that we bring down the freakin servers.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:56PM Startbuttonnews said
Rage for $20....I told myself I wouldn't buy anymore games this year....
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 4:57PM Courtney said
I am not visiting Steam this year, hell no. I still have almost 20 games from the last TWO holiday sales that I have yet to even download and install.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 5:11PM NPTran23 said
Got a copy of Day of Defeat Source, I already own it though. Trade?
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 8:54PM Gibbeynator said
@NPTran23
I'd love to, but all I've got to offer are 2 copies of Portal and a 50% off coupon for any Valve game.
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I'd love to, but all I've got to offer are 2 copies of Portal and a 50% off coupon for any Valve game.
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 5:13PM Azurist said
Is it just me looking at particular games I was after, or are quite a few of these price drops nowhere near as good as the Autumn Sale?
Posted: Dec 19th 2011 5:26PM Cranky Penguin said
@Azurist I agree, I am enjoying the Codemasters pack I got in the Autumn sale (F1 2011 and Dirt 3 for $33.99) and was hoping to see that offer again to get for a friend for Christmas but both of those games combined would be $62 even with their sale prices.
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