"Long past?" inquired Scrooge, observant of the game's familiar nature.
"Well, no," Call of Duty: Ghosts replied, a bit embarrassed. "I was the UK's best-selling game last week, and the week before that. This is my third week in a row as the UK No. 1."
"Oh. I suppose that's marginally interesting... but not much more than that. Do you think that's why the author felt obligated to concoct a mediocre A Christmas Carol pastiche for an otherwise drab UK charts post?"
"Probably... prooooobaaaaaablllllyyyyyyyyy... ooooooooohhhhh..."
"You're not even a real ghost(s), are you?"
"Shut up, Scrooge. You're not even a real duck."
It was a Christmas miracle! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God bless us, every one!"
"Shut up, Tiny Tim," said Call of Duty: Ghosts.
Top 10 UK Software Sales (All Formats); week ending December 14:
- Call of Duty: Ghosts
- FIFA 14
- Lego Marvel Super Heroes
- Battlefield 4
- Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag
- Just Dance 2014
- Need for Speed: Rivals
- Grand Theft Auto 5
- WWE 2K14
- Gran Turismo 6