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Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM grimm18 said

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I have a friend who has already rented it twice. Please let me give this to him. And before anyone asks, yes I have scolded him accordingly.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:00PM Temidien said

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I'd transform into the Joystiq comment system and let Ratchet give me a repair job.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:00PM Misframed said

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Slip-N-Slide! Who doesn't like those (except for the enemy who keep falling down on me)?

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:00PM mahunoy said

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I would transform into Rockman/Megaman so I will get different kind of powers.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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I would turn into a bass guitar..yeah, a bass guitar

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:01PM (Unverified) said

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An aircraft carrier because a transformer that size would basically kick the crap out of anything

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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I'd transform into earphones that can read your mind

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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Obama duh! then i'll turn you all into robots haha...oh wait

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:02PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into Shia LeBouf because he got 2 hot girls in one movie! Even though one was a robot that almost killed him .. and oh yeah he saved the human race.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM War Machine said

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I would transform into a better version of myself, it would be exactly the same except that I would have a rocket launcher.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM arnavdesai said

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To Activision CEO & stop production of this "game"

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM Hostile said

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I would transform into a Gundam (preferably the ZGMF-X20A Strike Freedom) because they're the only true mechas.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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i would transform into refrigerator and shoot out ice and food

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM JRock3x8 said

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Tiny Tank

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM ArkAngel said

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I'd have to go with the new Camaro.. solid black.. not because of Bumblebee.. just because those new camaro's are just so beautiful..

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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I'd transform into a 360 to be put on the injured list so I could leave earth and go back to my planet.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:03PM sysu3peat said

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Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:04PM Turles said

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It's obvious, isn't it?

The Eiffel Tower.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:04PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into a gobot...

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:05PM Zedix said

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I'd transform into Megan Fox's-- oh wait, you said clean. Hmm, alright then, I'd transform into Jesus.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:05PM Radical Dylan said

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You know those giant cranes with a magnet attached?
I would transform into one of those, because all of that transformer metal won't stand a chance while they are attached to my giant magnet shield, and then i chop them up with a makeshift chainsaw that is made by using the chains that hold the magnet in my machine form.

it just doesn't make sense why none of them use giant magnets...
They are mostly metal...

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 7:24PM Brakius said

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stainless steel = non magnetic
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Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:05PM (Unverified) said

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I'd transform into an Xbox 360 because I'm tired of working.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:07PM cindaddy said

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The castle at the Magic Kingdom

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:06PM bakedbeans6 said

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I would grow a beard and transform into Chuck Norris... or Billy Mays, I suppose.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:06PM fanatikal said

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I would transform into Cole from inFAMOUS

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:22PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into Gene Shalit

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:06PM garfep said

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A laser comb.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:06PM cbm said

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I would transform into global warming.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:07PM mattmaxwell said

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I would transform into an Uwe Boll movie adaptation of the game adaptation of the movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and destroy it at the box office.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:07PM (Unverified) said

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Seek revenge for what? I own a PS3.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:07PM (Unverified) said

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I'd transform into a better movie.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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I'll transform into a traffic light.. and always stay on red

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:08PM (Unverified) said

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A butterfly. No one suspects the butterfly...

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:08PM made2last said

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I would be a blackberry so I could spy on my owner, which would hopefully be megan fox.

Posted: Dec 17th 2009 12:01PM (Unverified) said

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Definately into a fanboy... So I could infiltrate the top secret fanboy factory ( where they convert normal sensible people into complete idiots) , then I would destroy it from the inside with education!!!!

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into some object that might prevent the making of a sequel to the awful dreck of a film this game is based on. I hear good things about the game, but the movie was terrible.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM oncrazyleafsfan said

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i would transform into the general lee from the dukes of hazzard, or kitt from knight rider

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform my fist into the Fallen's face.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into three more wishes.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:46PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into a tampon ; ]

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:12PM (Unverified) said

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That'seasy, I would transform in a robotic version of Chuck Norris, I just blew your mind, right?

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM NathanDTS said

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I'd transform in to an overweight American so I could have a chance of winning Joystiqs Swag Saturdays.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:10PM ninjaxcore said

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I would transform into a cat, not just any cat, but a robot cat. Then I could eat as many cheezeburgers as I wanted to.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:11PM Archerboy said

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I would make an elaborate transformation that results in an exact replica of me...except with a manly, manly beard. Beard-transformers are the new sign awesomeness!!

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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I would transform into a 100 foot Roseanne Barr or Rosie O Donnell and I wouldn't have to do much, my presence alone would scare them into transforming into a pile of heap.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:12PM Lone Star said

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Universal Health Care!

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:13PM Chief Oddball said

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I'd transform into a Burt Reynolds-branded black and gold Trans Am with chrome "walrus mustache" flamethrowers. To avenge mullet heads everywhere for GM's discontinuation of the Pontiac brand, of course.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:13PM (Unverified) said

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Easy Question:

Giant Enemy Crab.

Done. I win, now give me my shitty game.

Posted: Aug 1st 2009 5:13PM DinRyu said

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I would Transform into a DeLorean but the cool one from back to the future. Go back in time and attempt to make Megan Fox fall in love with me.

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