Bulletstorm dev diary doesn't disappoint
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You might think lines like "Yum yum blister juice" are a fluke in Bulletstorm, but the latest dev diary proves otherwise. It's so full of nonsensical cursing it'll make your mannerly, civilized head spin. Seriously, "dick-tits?" Oh, and there's something in there about characters or whatever.
Reader Comments (34)
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 11:34PM Mrguy you know that guy said
2011 A.D. War was beginning.
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 11:41PM Riley Freeman said
Can't wait for this. Hopefully it includes the GoW3 beta.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:19AM The Harbinger of Pie said
@Riley Freeman
God of War 3 already came out.
:P
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God of War 3 already came out.
:P
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:02PM shortboy12 said
@Riley Freeman
Your wishes came true.
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/12/17/bulletstorm-epic-edition-includes-gears-of-war-3-beta/
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Your wishes came true.
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/12/17/bulletstorm-epic-edition-includes-gears-of-war-3-beta/
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 11:43PM Gaddes said
Hey guy, move your pasty chub face away from the camera... ugh
Posted: Dec 16th 2010 11:55PM BP CEO Tony Hayward said
???Bulletstorm vs Bodycount???.....Which will come out on top
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:05AM Discotheque said
@BP CEO Tony Hayward is that a serious question? Obviously Bulletstorm.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:01AM 01 said
Did he just flip all of us off?
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:44AM Artemis Entreri said
@01
Yes. And then he went "Boloadfdsaasdfa!!"
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Yes. And then he went "Boloadfdsaasdfa!!"
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:32AM PrinceWitherdick said
The producers of this game seem really excited for... this game... Is this Brutal Legend 2? I could swear they've stolen Jack Black's likeness...
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:38AM Organic Jerk said
This thing is so corny
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:41AM Altman be Praised said
So much....YES.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:53AM Premature ejaculation man said
The main character is like a combination of Jack Black and Rico Rodriguez.
The guys talking at the camera are so damn annoying.
The guys talking at the camera are so damn annoying.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 7:37PM Premature ejaculation man said
@Premature ejaculation man
"Guys" is a general social term for people
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"Guys" is a general social term for people
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:07AM Gate Stormer said
My interest went from mild to...
"WTF is this lameness?"
"WTF is this lameness?"
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:08AM Admiral White said
From 1:30 to 1:46, I heard the a track from Megas XLR.
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I'm still on the fence about this game. So far, I'm leaning towards a possible "buy", but that could change near the release date.
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I'm still on the fence about this game. So far, I'm leaning towards a possible "buy", but that could change near the release date.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:12AM antv said
@Volcon
you're spot-on, I couldn't make it half way through that video without thinking that I needed a tight pink polo shirt with a popped collar and a white visor. will the douchebaggery never cease from epic?
you're spot-on, I couldn't make it half way through that video without thinking that I needed a tight pink polo shirt with a popped collar and a white visor. will the douchebaggery never cease from epic?
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 1:45AM Artemis Entreri said
It's like Borderlands on roids minus 100000000001 guns. I want.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 2:05AM Vcize said
I guess I'll be the weird guy who says I thought the video was actually pretty well done with all the cutting and sound effects and stuff.
Yeah, they could have gone on and on about how the game was going to be a monologue on their character's souls and then released the same generic stuff as ever (like pretty much every other shooter does), or they could just be honest about it and say there's going to be lots of cussing and lots of blood.
Yeah, they could have gone on and on about how the game was going to be a monologue on their character's souls and then released the same generic stuff as ever (like pretty much every other shooter does), or they could just be honest about it and say there's going to be lots of cussing and lots of blood.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 2:27AM Bubbameister33 said
@Vcize
True, I'm buying it. Best thing about that video was that I didn't have to verify my age to see.
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True, I'm buying it. Best thing about that video was that I didn't have to verify my age to see.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 2:08AM JamesHks said
looks like the dude from brutal legend
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 2:58AM Ranoa02 said
Lawdy lawd, is that Spike Spiegel's voice I hear?
Steve Blum, come back to me!
Steve Blum, come back to me!
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 3:32AM nicecanofspam said
WTF? This is the new game from "People Can Fly"?? If so, you know the multiplayer is going to be insanely awesome. Hopefully they'll stick to their roots and make it more of a fast paced, twitch shooter like they did with Painkiller, and not something lame like COD or GoW. I have high expectations for the Multiplayer on this, not so much for the singleplayer.
*crosses fingers*
*crosses fingers*
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 3:50PM Invigilator said
@nicecanofspam
Yeah, because twitch shooters where everyone runs around tiny maze maps at 100 mph have been SO incredibly successful since Quake 3 came out.
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Yeah, because twitch shooters where everyone runs around tiny maze maps at 100 mph have been SO incredibly successful since Quake 3 came out.
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 7:01AM esbeekay said
I think "dick-tits" is the best thing I could possibly read or hear at 6:59am
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 7:48AM Bingo Bango said
Eh? This doesn't engage me really. What's this dev diary meant to show?
'Look how generic and similar to Gears of War our game is!'
'Look how generic and similar to Gears of War our game is!'
Posted: Dec 17th 2010 12:06PM Mrdeath said
excited about this game.








