The Left 4 Dead 2
-themed Hunter and Tank plushes will just
make their planned "late December
" arrival on the Valve Store. The new additions to this line of frighteningly inappropriate stuffed "animals" will begin shipping to pre-purchasers on Monday, December 27, ensuring that Christmas will not be ruined for any young recipients of these special
Sold separately and currently available for pre-order at a 10-percent discount, the Hunter Plush
($26.95) and Tank Plush
($31.45) both feature ten likely terrifying sound samples that should never, ever be played in a child's bedroom when the lights are off. Thankfully, the pair looks decidedly cuddlier than its sibling, the Boomer Plush
But, you know? That isn't saying much.