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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:32PM twistedfloyd said

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Hahaha! The Krayonetta and Where's Kratos is hilarious! Nice find!

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:10PM Senor Whopper said

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@twistedfloyd Krayola anyone
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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 8:51AM MrAlex said

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@twistedfloyd

Krayonetta has some serious armpit hair
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:32PM psnkillstrike said

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Wow! That's awesome!

Posted: Feb 11th 2011 7:31AM stagegr said

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@psnkillstrike
as long as there isn't a dark conspiracy behind this just to pave the way for a new LEGO: god of war series

*cue dramatic music*
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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 3:04PM mcnichoj said

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@stagegr
Kratos needs to go deeper into the games.
http://inception.davepedu.com/
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 3:03PM Jakintosh said

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@mcnichoj

no.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:32PM Leafhopper said

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That last one is going to keep me up tonight.

Thanks guys D:

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:41PM Apsac D said

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@Leafhopper

Keep you up due to the intense, godly fapping? Because Kratos is a sexy beast right there.

But seriously, this has made my day.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:56PM Monchis said

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@Leafhopper You can always rely on your right hand, or left if you're a lefty ;)
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:48PM Biko said

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@Leafhopper
Dat Ass.....
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:34PM Nintendo Tim said

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Doom? Perfect.

I lul'd when I scrolled down the Waldo book cover.

I also /cringed/ when I saw Kratos' ass.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:34PM VeeDeeVee said

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Hmm, nah.
Why didn't they pick a more recognisable, aged character that appears on more than 3 consoles?

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:52PM FakeKevinButler said

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@VeeDeeVee

Who's more recognizable than KRATOS!!! you should watch your back. you have angered him.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:54PM Mustang Fanboy said

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@VeeDeeVee
Perhaps because Kratos is the most awesome game charecter ever.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 1:35AM Mazrael said

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@VeeDeeVee
So Lara Croft, Crash Bandicoot... Sonic.. any original Street Fighter 2 Character..
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Posted: Feb 13th 2011 4:36PM VeeDeeVee said

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@Mazrael
Exactly!
Or Mario, Samus, Master Chief.

This whole stunt reeks of Sony advertising.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2011 4:41PM VeeDeeVee said

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@Mustang Fanboy
Charecter? What.

Also I have to strongly disagree. Why haven't God of War games won any awards for their stories? Why haven't they produced a cerebral film celebrating the depth and complexity of its well developed characters?

They haven't because Kratos, at least in the ones I've played (GoW 1, 3 and one of the PSP ones) was nothing but a shallow dredge fest of a game. Lacking in any quality or redeemable characters.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:35PM Riley Freeman said

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If Kratos was in every game. i would be filing for Bankruptcy and i wouldn't care.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:57PM Mustang Fanboy said

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@Riley Freeman
That's 2 of us :/
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:36PM Roxas560 said

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that bayonetta one will haunt my every dreams ;__;

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:37PM Riley Freeman said

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Also, On the Waldo one. Waldo is dry humping someone bottom left hand corner.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:38PM Nintendo Tim said

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@Riley Freeman - I don't know what's more disturbing: this, or the Bayonetta cover.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:39PM Roxas560 said

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@Riley Freeman
good catch
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:51PM Dudimus24 said

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@Riley Freeman
Plus there's a dog sniffing some guy's ass right underneath the question mark.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 11:35PM Barkley610 said

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@Riley Freeman

It kinda looks like Conan.....
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:37PM RasenganFury said

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Lol these are awesome.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:37PM MGTrey said

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I'm afraid of uttering the obligatory "dat ass" in fear of incurring Krayonetta's unrivaled wrath.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:38PM Diodax said

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Dat ass

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:42PM MGTrey said

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@Diodax: Thanks! This is sure a load off of my conscience (and paranoia).
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:39PM BigEgo007 said

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I think if Kratos was in every game...hmmm. I think there would be points deducted for, well, every game. In the U.S. anyway.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:40PM MLC said

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I think Kratos should be in every fighting game on PlayStation. Tekken, Street Fighter, MK, you name it.

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:43PM theydidntnameme said

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eww krayonetta is nasty.. :( on the other hand doom is awesome. my campaign loading screen for L4D will feature louis photoshopped in that same picture as the doom marine. i never got around to actually doing it though

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:45PM Cleric said

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Kratos wouldn't last a day in Doom

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:09PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Cleric

Because he'd kill everything in an hour?
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 11:16PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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@Cleric

Dude, he kills GODS
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 11:29PM TheNamelessOne said

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@CaptainProtonX
Blasphemy! It wouldn't take Kratos over a minute, much less an hour...
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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 4:28AM Smithsmithers said

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@Cleric Because his sheer badassness would destroy the concept of time and what a "day" really meant
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:53PM Mustang Fanboy said

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Every game would be so badass. I love Kratos (no homo)!

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 11:12PM A Sandwich said

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@Mustang Fanboy

I think the Mustang Fanboy doth protest too much...
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:55PM PR0F3TA said

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the third one gave me a chubby

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:56PM Shimmy said

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Is it weird that I have a half a chub from Krayonetta?

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 9:58PM CatalysticGEAR said

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Protect your nuts from that evil demon Kratos!

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:02PM religiousjedi said

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Great...just as I was getting into Bayonetta, I see this... :l

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:05PM IRCheesecake82 said

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You say favorites as though there are more pictures like these. Are there, and if so, give us the link, damnit!

Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:15PM 2late2die said

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@IRCheesecake82 Duh dude! It's right at the bottom as "Source".
Anyway, the WoW is awesome in a non-funny way, because it would be wicked to play Kratos in WoW and go all "wrath of gods" on everyone.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:21PM Andrew Yoon said

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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 3:16AM MaliceMajorE15 said

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@Andrew Yoon
They really were the only ones worth seeing.............
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Posted: Feb 11th 2011 10:48AM IRCheesecake82 said

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@IRCheesecake82

Well I feel stupid now. I always look for something to click on in the story, or at least a blue hyperlink. I completely missed that.
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Posted: Feb 10th 2011 10:12PM CaptainProtonX said

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Anybody notice Waldo banging the dude? Apparently that was his Plan A to escape Kratos' blades.

THAT'S HOW CORE KRATOS IS!

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