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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:07AM L3gato said

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might wanna put two fleshlights sandwiching the tap
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Posted: Feb 13th 2011 1:17PM Spookimitsu said

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@L3gato
and a finger to put the ring on,
words cannot properly describe the want
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:08AM PR0F3TA said

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this would be awesome to play Turtles in Time, or some other coop beat em ups
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:10AM Faenix said

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says you can plug your PS3 into it with some add-on... o.o
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:19AM Organic Jerk said

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That button layout and spacing looks painfully carpal inducing... Might need beer just to get through a game
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:31AM Drakkenfyre said

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Hmm, liquid inside a machine that will house computers and/or other electronics, sounds dangerous.

Also, 100 emulated games? So basically this thing is illegal as hell? Because I don't seem them negotiating the rights for 100 different arcade titles.

You could MAKE one of these things for yourself alot cheaper. Buy a small fridge, find plans for a do-it-yourself arcade cabinet made out of wood, supply a couple of arcade sticks, and a laptop running MAME, pop in an LCD monitor, and stick a beer keg in the fridge with a hose-tap, place fridge in bottom of cabinet, run tap to hole, and you will spend considerably less than $3500.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 9:22AM acceptablerisk said

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@Drakkenfyre It's not necessarily illegal. There are avenues to license MAME ROMs for distribution and they claim all of the games included are licensed appropriately. Besides, it's not like you have to negotiate every game individually, just each publisher. If you look at the games list, you'll see that most of them are from Midway (who also own the arcade rights to Williams and Atari games). They've been pretty quick to license their arcade properties, especially in light of their recent financial problems. In fact, it would seem that it might even just be running bundled PC releases.

Regarding the price, yeah it's expensive. And yeah, you could build it yourself for less, but what's your time worth? Speaking as someone who's actually built a MAME cabinet from the ground up, it's not really that far out of line for what I would charge. I'd estimate it's close to $2000 in parts and materials. But you're not just paying for a big pile of parts. Add in design, labor, shop time, licensing and a little profit and $3500 isn't way out there.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 10:44AM Drakkenfyre said

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I still doubt very seriously they actually have licensing. Midway is gone, Warner Bros. owns the rights to the companies and games now. 3/4 of the games on that list don't have pc ports. Maybe they have licensing, but I just doubt a company calling up those companies would say "hey, we want to make an arcade game with a beer tap, and put your games on it" and they get approved.

You said you would charge about that much for your time, but that's the thing, if you are building it YOURSELF for YOURSELF, that's a bit different than what you would charge someone for labor.

As for $2000 worth of parts, the most expensive thing in that cabinet is the HDTV, which is a mistake. Old arcade games ran at much, much lower resolutions, 320x240 wasn't even standard. So running those kind of games on an HDTV will just make them look stretched out, and worse. Money can be saved by using an actual standard monitor. And who knows what pc they use? They don't say. It could be a cheap OEM system (probably is.)

What I see here is a company that does custom bar works, who thought they could make a killing off a custom arcade game with a tap involved.

Hell, like I said in my above post, these guys are 50 miles from me. I might see one of their units around me.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 11:34AM awesomerobot said

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@Drakkenfyre It's really not rocket science to keep liquid separate from computer components. I'd be more worried about people getting a bit excited and spilling on the controls.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 1:57PM AtomicPlayboy said

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@Drakkenfyre Yes, you can definitely make one of these things a hell of a lot cheaper than $3500. I built my MAME cabinet years ago, spending about $800 on materials and maybe 40 man-hours on construction. Of course, mine didn't include a kegerator, but I would imagine you could add one for around $500. I don't think it's worth another $2k to get one that is pre-built. I'd rather take that dough and buy a pinball machine.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:33AM Chichok said

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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:34AM Drakkenfyre said

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Checking the site, there is no way in hell they have licensing for all those games. Expect this thing to be pulled quickly if one of the companies finds out. They have quite alot of Midway games, and if Warner Bros. finds out, they aren't going to be happy.

And holy crap, looking at the bottom of the website, these guys are 50 miles from me.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 11:06AM jhairumeee said

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@Drakkenfyre "Each unit is pre-loaded with over 85 licensed classic arcade games. NOTE: Unit includes the original, licensed PC copies of all games listed."

...from the site.

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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:40AM Mach2 said

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Missing two things: A button that summons magical hookers, and a button that fires a death ray at anyone that says "Dude, you've been playing for a long time...maybe it's time to stop."
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 3:38AM Faceless Troll said

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@Mach2 You forgot the option for putting out a perfectly cut line of cocaine.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 4:10AM The Aquacharger said

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@Mach2
Plus it's not "bro" enough. Needs a button to inject some 'roids into you.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 1:40PM KiraXD said

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@Faceless Troll

DUDE that would be AWESOME!
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Posted: Feb 13th 2011 1:14PM Spookimitsu said

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@Mach2
and an ashtray
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 2:51AM Nolan North said

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It should dispense A&W Root Beer every time I serve someone in Root Beer Tapper
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 3:07AM Hong Dong said

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Definitely will be playing Smashed TV. Geddit?? I'll grab my coat.

But seriously, this thing will be pulled as soon as. No way have they got the licensing for those games. God I do miss Operation Wolf though. If ever a game could teach you the pleasure of a mounted Uzi on an arcade cabinet, it was that baby. The 8bit conversion was done pretty well if I remember in the UK by Ocean. *memory lane*
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 11:08AM jhairumeee said

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@Hong Dong "Each unit is pre-loaded with over 85 licensed classic arcade games. NOTE: Unit includes the original, licensed PC copies of all games listed."

...read the site completely before you make assumptions.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 5:50PM Drakkenfyre said

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@jhairumeee

The site also says "over 100."

And some of the games in the list were never released for pc.

Hydro Thunder alone was only available on pc in Europe. What are the odds they are tracking down a copy for each one built? Or how about Off Road Thunder? While it's presumable that a pc version was released, I never heard of it.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 5:56PM CositcNob said

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@Drakkenfyre

The PC release of Midway Arcade Treasures Deluxe has both Hydro Thunder and Off Road Thunder on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway_Arcade_Treasures_Deluxe_Edition
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 6:48PM Hong Dong said

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@jhairumeee Wow, you just told me. I hope you feel better for it.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 3:24AM The Aquacharger said

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I couldn't get it if I wanted to. I tried buying parts for my computer spent $600 at once and my bank flagged my account as stolen and mailed me a new card without me telling them to.
Good security, but annoying that I had to go to the bank to confirm I placed the order.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 4:33AM Unit076 said

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"Dude, why the beer tastes like your pee?"
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 7:34AM (Unverified) said

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@Unit076
"That's 'cause we piss in it!"
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 8:26AM TheRedComet said

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Am I the only one who instantly thought of Phineas and Ferb when I saw the topic?
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 8:43AM CositcNob said

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FYI ... I asked them about the games, and they emailed me back this morning and said they use the PC copies of the games, not the emulators. So basically it sounds like they purchase the various compilations and install them on to the computer for you.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 9:57AM SonoTori said

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"Three and a half Gs" could be the name of your hit new sitcom, Griffin, exploring the hilarious antics of you and two other Chicagoans also named Griffin. The 'half' would of course be a baby Gryphon you guys find in the pilot episode.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 10:42AM Ospov said

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Yeah that would be great...until you get so drunk you spill your beer and ruin the entire machine.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 12:00PM GLPP said

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Oh my God. This may be the greatest thing ever. My life will never be complete until I either a) save enough money to buy one or b) put in the work and build an equivalent myself.

This thing is seriously awesome.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 3:50PM yoshi95 said

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Why a beer tap?
I mean, why not two of them?
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Posted: Feb 12th 2011 6:51PM LittleMofreaky said

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I wouldn't want to own this cabinet, because I know that after I got it nothing else would ever impress me again.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2011 1:25PM EMaster said

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I don't drink... much but I would like them to make a model with a Hookah or Bong built into it instead of the beer tap? Bong Hits + Arcade games = Win!
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