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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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i always store my wii games with my lube and dildos

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:16PM (Unverified) said

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the dude getting spanked in that picture looks like joel mchale a bit

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:20PM HissingNewt said

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I thought most of Europe didn't care as much about sexually explicit content as Americans do. I mean, hell, the Italians had billboards with bare tits on them all over the place (for some fruit juice or something) when I was there.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 2:09PM TheDarkWayne said

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@HissingNewt They can probably just tell as well as we can that it's just an awful game
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 2:38PM Tigre XVIII said

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@HissingNewt
...... and i think the game was developed here in Italy ...
You have Infinity Ward, we have We Dare..
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 2:56PM FriedConsole said

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@HissingNewt

Nah. Neither place cares about sexual content anymore like they did in the 1980's. There are probably more people on message boards who like to go into the "why are Americans so uptight about sex" rant than people who really want to protest this crap.

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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:21PM ND92 said

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WE DARE INFO

DESCRIPTION
A truly bizarre party game from Ubisoft

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:34PM Dizazter said

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@ND92

And this is a Wii game of all things?!?
How did something this sexual become a Wii exclusive?!?

I guess as XBox and PS3 try to make themselves look more casual, with this Wii is trying to make itself look more adult?
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:35PM Dizazter said

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@Dizazter

Sorry didn't do my research, and it's on PS3 also.

/downvote self
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:24PM Hong Dong said

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"Minor assault on a human like character" - best line ever from a description of a video game.

I guess I must have missed this but no doubt the Daily Mail in the UK is up in arms over this, preaching the end of the world, damnation and all that?

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:25PM DarkSonata said

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@Hong Dong
I don't want to see what Fox News have to say about this game...
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:32PM Dizazter said

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@DarkSonata

Right? How is this less offensive than Bullet Storm?
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:34PM LEONLEONLEON said

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@DarkSonata

Babies are like humans.
This game is about hitting babies.
This is a game to train you to be a pedophile.
ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BECOME PEDOPHILES.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:37PM LEONLEONLEON said

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@LEONLEONLEON Games cause child rape.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:41PM LEONLEONLEON said

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@Dizazter

Because sex is more evil than killing.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 2:34PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Hong Dong

because of "Dicktits."
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:25PM (Unverified) said

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Lock it away with your dildos and fleshlights.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:27PM Chanka said

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Hmm.. This game may have its 'uses'.

I jus wish somebody could hack it so that I would never have to be on the recieving end of such degradation

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:32PM Mach2 said

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@Chanka

It's called "Not Playing It" and a few ttly 1337 haxerz have managed to complete it before the game's release! It's a truly revolutionary hack that takes no time or effort to install!
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:27PM The Only Girl said

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On a "human-like" character? So what about Conker's bad fur day? Its ok cause a squirrl is doing naughty things? This kinda intrests me in researching how games are rated.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 3:36PM Dirty said

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@The Only Girl

Kinda like how its ok to say the word ass if your calling someone an ass, but you cant say ass if your referring directly to the body part like "look at the ass on her". Also who comes up with these rules.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 3:38PM Dirty said

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@Dirty

And when I say who comes up with these rules, I really wanna know what kinda person they are and how they judge what is considered decent. How they live their lives. Would make for an interesting doc, if there isnt one already.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 6:17PM TheDarkWayne said

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@Dirty I believe that film is called The Adjustment Bureau
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Posted: Mar 9th 2011 11:18PM RENEgadeRSO said

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@Dirty There's a documentary called "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" that is about the MPAA and the people who get to decide what movies are rated. It's really good. It's been out for about five years.
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Posted: Mar 7th 2011 1:37PM arkweld said

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Isn't there an easier way of starting a foursome?

Cheap liquor and porn maybe?

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 3:48PM Danjcb said

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And thus my great hating of PEGI continues, they cant rate games for shit. They Rated LittleBigPlanet a 7 (Not a 3) for "Violence"... it's bloody rediculous...

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 4:55PM moroboshi said

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The wretched far right tabloid UK nazi rag The Daily Heil/Fail/Mail are going to go ballistic when they see this.

Should be amusing to watch.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 5:02PM Nook said

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all i wanna know about this title is this:

is there a mini-game where you're "hiding" the wiimote or move?

cos if so, you know....i'd buy a copy.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 6:28PM Patricio87 said

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when I went to France there was a store with a giant topless woman on it. Like massive tits.

Americans are just prudes. (I am american btw).

oh sure advertise Call of Duty to the masses but ban the game about flirting.

Posted: Mar 7th 2011 7:26PM Design by Adrian said

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I have a better solution: Just don't buy it.

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