April Fools: Blizzard nails it, as always
by Griffin McElroy 
on Apr 1st 2011 9:59AM
For like, the hundredth year running, Blizzard has kicked off this most dishonest of days with an overwhelming salvo of fake additions to its current and pending titles. Take, for instance, the
Diablo 3 "Horadic Cube" app, which possesses the power to combine your phone's applications into super applications. Or how about the new
Kinect functionality for StarCraft 2? Not since
Dance Central: The Krump Imperative have we seen such feverish flailing.
The best of the bunch is clearly the
World of Warcraft update, which not only adds a new,
pitch-black dungeon, but also a "
Dungeon Helper" named Crabby, who assists you in navigating the game's instances. Go get acquainted with your new crustacean cohort -- but we wouldn't suggest letting
Clippy find out. That dude's jealous as
all get-out.
