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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:18PM Roncore said

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For some reason while watching that, "girls girls girls" was playing in my head...

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 11:56AM MDizzy said

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@Roncore
I got this princess chick she plays with fans
her booty always jiggles when she does her dance
she has a clone and for me that's ace
she's a banging chick who has a butter face
I've got a screaming chick who likes to squeal
Hard to tell if she's faking when I give her the deal
I got another chick who plays with my staff
Makes it grow extra long when she holds the staff

i love girls girls girls girls girls from the outer world
even though they're deadly they can make your head explode
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 11:57AM MDizzy said

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@MDizzy
damnit...I meant

"makes it grow extra long when she holds the shaft'
Didn't mean to rhyme staff with staff LOL
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:19PM edoglost said

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This game looks good. I'm happy to see these fighting games coming back strong.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 6:21PM darkfocus said

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I agree....needs music though....
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:21PM ObiBen8 said

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Counting the days until this comes out. Why no 360 demo yet???

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:22PM ObiAlKenobi said

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Yeah...... that...uuh the resurrection guy isnt?.........

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:29PM ChaosBladez said

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Man I am really stoked for this game!
It's funny because I've never cared about an MK game

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:33PM JordeeVee said

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@ChaosBladez

I am 24 years old and this will be the first Mortal Kombat game I buy.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:04PM Squalls Lionheart said

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@JordeeVee
gee, way to make me feel old sport
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 5:54PM (Unverified) said

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@Squalls Lionheart Im 22 but had the original and mk3. played them everywhere cause I was one of the few with a nomad
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 8:09PM Dreamcastaway said

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Dude, holla back on the Nomad. I got one from a friend when I was in middle school, and I couldn't fathom how little attention it got in light of the fact that if you have a robust Genesis collection, a Nomad is waaaaay better than a Game Gear.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:34PM Morph156 said

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I personally don't like the dialogue stuff before matches, but that's just me. Other than that, the game looks awesome.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:34PM JordeeVee said

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@Morph156

I would like a mode where there is as little time as possible between matches (i.e. no intro dialogue).
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 4:16PM Mechazawa Prime said

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@JordeeVee

You can skip intros.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:37PM 26b7cd8c said

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1:35 = OUCH!

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:05PM RyanS said

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@26b7cd8c
I thought the stick to the crotch and spine would have been more painful than the ending.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:39PM TheShaper said

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Didn't care much about the resurrection guy. Also, I don't care much for the MK francise since MK2 (yep, on the SNes), but this one is looking hot, actually - and not just because it has gone Team Ninja on the... you know... boobs.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:40PM TheShaper said

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On a side note, I'd like to thank Team Ninja for not overexposing and sexing Samus up.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:01PM archipelagos said

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@TheShaper They didn't hold back on the sexing up Samus that much, I recall several cut scenes with her out of the suit and the camera fixating on either her ass or her breasts.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:28PM TheShaper said

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@archipelagos
I'll give you that much, she sure looked sexy in her "Zero Suit" but when you take Team Ninja background into consideration (seriously, I couldn't focus while watching Ninja Gaiden 2 cutscenes), they sure could've done much worse. I mean, in this case, "worse" is the right term.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:40PM pokota said

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That really brings back memories. Kitana was always my go-to character, along with Raiden. I wonder if this thing is going to have a story?

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:40PM WMcPete said

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Looks like he's resurrecting MEAT! Hopefully he shows up again as a secret character.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:48PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@WMcPete

He will...for $4.99.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:47PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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VAG BO STAFF HIT FTW

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:11PM Ultima said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

Agreed, that's one tough staff in the wizard's sleeve.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 12:56PM (Unverified) said

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This trailer makes me want to slaughter the morons responsible for banning this in Australia.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:04PM ViewtifulJason said

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This trailer shows there were no women designers on the MK9 team.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:06PM RyanS said

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These digitized women are clearly wearing too much clothes. This game is clearly slated for the female or homosexual male market.

Pass.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:20PM Elranzer said

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Funny how in 2011, the new Mortal Kombat is the most anticipated fighter and the new Capcom brawler (MvC3) is disappointing garbage.

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:20PM Lordd G said

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@Elranzer So true. I am just giving up on MvC3... cheap OTG's and crappy online connection issues. Can't wait for MK9... and there's always hoping Capcom gets it right next year in SF vs Tekken.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:36PM Dralthi said

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Why do some of Joystiq's videos work fine and then others don't work at all or play like shit? This site is as glitchy as their craptastic iPhone app!

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 1:40PM isotrex said

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I love the blood spatter on the floor and into the characters plus the catfight and awesome crotch attack. haha. I can't freakin' wait. Definitely day one. I'm a sucker for MK. >3

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:02PM hsol said

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CNT PNT.....with a stick

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:06PM Squalls Lionheart said

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@hsol
an x-rayed one at that

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 2:12PM C1 said

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What's with all the f'n ads in these videos?

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 3:09PM LittleMofreaky said

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puss' to pole x-ray move?

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 5:01PM jmc0b said

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kitana i see still kicks some a$$ - sold

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 5:32PM yoshiru said

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Meh, they really don't know how to make stuff gross these days. They don't realize that this isn't edgy anymore. If they want to make it edgy, they need to work on two things:

1. Study what actual wounds and broken bones look like.

2. Get professional fighters and stuntmen to "beat up" each other. These animations don't look violent at all.

The bone-showing kills look more like an anatomy lesson than a violent kill. When games weren't violent, one constantly violent arcade game looked edgy. We've been used to this for many, many years, no-one cringes at a spurt of blood coming from where someone got punched. If they lowered the blood to make it more realistic it would have a much higher shock-factor. They want their gamers to cringe when their character gets their head ripped off, not go "ooh, cool.. well.. it was the first time I saw it.".

Posted: Apr 3rd 2011 9:16PM Unreal Armos said

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@yoshiru

Hey I've got some cool beheading vids if you wanna come over and jerk it so right.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2011 5:55PM skynet25 said

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for some reason i thought this came up on the 19th of this month....but at the end of the video it says the 21nd....gamestop has it listed for the 19th of april...am i missing something??

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 6:00PM theSkillfull1 said

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God da#$@ it, can't it just be April 19th already??

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:17PM djpenny said

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@wofhdsa789 sweert thanks man

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 9:43PM alucard3000 said

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How are you supposed to be able to concentrate on the game with all that grunting and moaning?=P

Posted: Apr 1st 2011 10:26PM Protostar said

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chick fight!

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 1:07AM SADONE07 said

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Anyone know if this is going to be 3DTV compatible?

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 8:41AM (Unverified) said

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Don't know if it is....it might be because I just woke up but it almost looked like Shinook from MK4 (which is actually Quan Chi)

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 12:00PM MDizzy said

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I'm sure I saw Sindel throw a dragon punch.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 1:37PM Cap Morgan said

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If you're focused on the guy in the background and not the nearly naked women with large breasts............well.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTLGxlV7hyw

Posted: Apr 2nd 2011 1:59PM cwinters2k8 said

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Am I the only person that enters a different age each time I watch a M-rated video?

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