Reader Comments (43)
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 10:35AM NaeemTHM said
Jesus Christ monkey balls. That game is a 13 year old boy's wet dream. It's like the game devs injected testosterone and steroids into their eye-balls, downed a Red Bull and said "LET'S MAKE THE MANLIEST GAME EVER!!"
Looks like a fun (incredibly stupid) romp. Just the way I like my Duke ;-)
Looks like a fun (incredibly stupid) romp. Just the way I like my Duke ;-)
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 10:35AM Yisrael said
To be honest this game seems very cheesy and I can see fanboys/girls praising the game but I can also see a whole lot of negative reviews coming as well.
but I Like cheesy over the top fun so I will be getting this game.
but I Like cheesy over the top fun so I will be getting this game.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 1:39PM DarrylKensley said
@Yisrael
I agree, Id go as far as saying it looks like a sack of shit and will only sell because its been out and hyped for so long.
Reminds me of Final Fantasy in a way. Except they make a new game every year with no improvement.
This game looks cheesy, immature and just plain crap.
What I mean to say is, I dont personally like the look of it. *Curls in a ball and awaits the verbal bitching from its 25 year old (9 year old brained) fans*
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I agree, Id go as far as saying it looks like a sack of shit and will only sell because its been out and hyped for so long.
Reminds me of Final Fantasy in a way. Except they make a new game every year with no improvement.
This game looks cheesy, immature and just plain crap.
What I mean to say is, I dont personally like the look of it. *Curls in a ball and awaits the verbal bitching from its 25 year old (9 year old brained) fans*
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:13AM FriedConsole said
@NaeemTHM
Totally agree. DNF is probably more stupid than Bulletstorm which I hated for being stupid but my nostalgia filter will probably have me loving this game.
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Totally agree. DNF is probably more stupid than Bulletstorm which I hated for being stupid but my nostalgia filter will probably have me loving this game.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 1:13PM PSBuckshot said
@Yisrael Much agree, played it at a show recently as a new guy to the series and it was fun for a few mins. Graphics shocking as well, this is going to be a love/hate game.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 10:37AM romevi said
Bwa-ha ha! You almost had me there, Joystiq.
I heart you.
I heart you.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 2:46PM The Cole Train said
That trailer was the most thought provoking and emotionally complex trailer I have ever seen.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 10:46AM The Cole Train said
That trailer was the most thought provoking and emotionally complex trailer I have ever seen in my entire life.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 10:56AM Matt606 said
Boobs and pee?
NOW I can finish!
NOW I can finish!
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:15AM FriedConsole said
@Matt606
I only saw boobs in the shampoo commercial. Does Panteen Pro Formula have pee in it?
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I only saw boobs in the shampoo commercial. Does Panteen Pro Formula have pee in it?
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:33AM oOWallaceOo said
@FriedConsole
Pantene Pro has two Pees in it
/ Awful Joke
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Pantene Pro has two Pees in it
/ Awful Joke
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:01AM Mr Bundy said
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:09AM US 447 said
As long as its been in production, I would expect a more polished game. Oh well as long as it gives me nostalgia I guess I can look past the graphics.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 3:45PM considebalt said
I love how the advertisement before the commercial was for a woman's hair product. That was almost as amusing as the trailer itself
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 12:48PM Toop said
After all of this time in development, I can honestly say that I smile when ever I see it in motion.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:10AM TreeFoxx said
Good choice of music. Appropriate on many levels, but mainly that it came out as a single the same year this game began development...
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:20AM FriedConsole said
@TreeFoxx
Yeah maybe they paid for the license in 1999 and just figured on using it since they had it already. I think the next trailer will feature Block Rockin Beats and Effile 65's Blue.
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Yeah maybe they paid for the license in 1999 and just figured on using it since they had it already. I think the next trailer will feature Block Rockin Beats and Effile 65's Blue.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:13AM Jerk Face said
Now with Real Dead Stripper Eye™ technology!
Oh, Duke Nukem.
Oh, Duke Nukem.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:41AM FriedConsole said
@Jerk Face
Ever look into a stripper's eyes? Not much going on in there. Cocaine and grinding on dude's crotches all day will ensure there is nothing up in the head except "where can I score some meth?"
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Ever look into a stripper's eyes? Not much going on in there. Cocaine and grinding on dude's crotches all day will ensure there is nothing up in the head except "where can I score some meth?"
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:44AM SpartanGrug said
@FriedConsole You're going to the wrong strip clubs... o_O
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 5:14PM TraceurRyuk Part III said
@FriedConsole
Why are you looking in their eyes?
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Why are you looking in their eyes?
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:43AM SpartanGrug said
Finally a game worthy of game stereotypes. =D
I wonder if you can adjust the height of your own nipples in the game.
I wonder if you can adjust the height of your own nipples in the game.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 11:56AM NinjaJesus said
Where's my demo? That's what I wanna know...
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 12:43PM Helghast102 said
BRILLIANT
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 12:51PM Chichok said
....BOOBIES
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 12:56PM RMM said
Good thing they edited the language out of Battleflag... that trailer was almost NSFW!
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 2:12PM MrPistachio said
I'm so confused... I never exactly knew any sort of plot for Duke Nukem other than him just being ridiculously overthetop badass... but... aliens? huh.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 1:11PM Mrblonde57 said
I can't wait for this!!
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 1:14PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said
I might be alone on this, but I guess I just can't get excited about this any more. If something like this were released 10 years ago, sure, but I guess I'm just not as easily impressed with strippers and explosions as I was a decade ago.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 2:04PM ARRoobs said
I played Duke 3D recently. It felt a lot shorter than I remember. I want more of the same to be honest, and this looks like it will deliver just that.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 2:15PM (Unverified) said
Hey now, go easy. Rednecks need games too.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 2:32PM The Only Girl said
You better be taking notes, Capcom.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 3:03PM saturn118 said
They spent all of those years developing this game and they didn't even bother to include a co-op campaign.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 3:14PM xbashingx said
im 12 years old and what is this?
Posted: Apr 22nd 2011 4:15PM Angel Mass said
Virtual tits
Posted: Apr 23rd 2011 5:25AM Kenny3k said
its like chuck Norris and Serious SAM had a kid, how is that possible you might ask? because its fking chuck Norris and SAM.
Posted: Apr 28th 2011 9:04PM Its X with Guns said
Oh god. Borderlands Soft Inc... err Gearbox... has a knack for picking absolutely shit trailer music. WTF? Sounds awful. Just like Borderlands. It's different, but not GOOD different. NOPE.
It's as if the sound chooser guy-man has a conflict of interest and is pushing the tunes of a friends' band or record label on to Mr. Pitchford's desk right at the moment he is most preoccupied.
TLDR; MUSIC = EAR BLEEDINGLY HORRID.
QA TEST THAT SHIT, BRO.
It's as if the sound chooser guy-man has a conflict of interest and is pushing the tunes of a friends' band or record label on to Mr. Pitchford's desk right at the moment he is most preoccupied.
TLDR; MUSIC = EAR BLEEDINGLY HORRID.
QA TEST THAT SHIT, BRO.
