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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:34PM carmaction said

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Oh my sweet gravy train Jesus.

I'm so excited that I'm mixing colloquialisms.

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:51PM A Sandwich said

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@carmaction

You better make like a tree and get out of here before it gets worse.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:13PM Pennegan said

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@carmaction

Co-signage

my favorite mission was from hitman 2 where I pretended to be a Doctor, went in, performed open heart surgery on my target killing him, then I left without anyone noticing lol

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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:38PM PR0F3TA said

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who the hell asked for another Hitman game?

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:44PM Negatron said

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@PR0F3TA

The people that enjoyed the glitch filled Assassins Parody left behind on the PS2.

I remember having to practically kill a WHOLE board full of people because every time I drug and hid a body, i switched clothes only to be detected or the body be found anyway, as i progressed through the level.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:44PM A Sandwich said

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@PR0F3TA

ME, MOTHA F*CKA!!!
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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:44PM ORTHROK said

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@PR0F3TA anyone who likes extremely good, creative puzzle games??
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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:48PM blueskyv201 said

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@PR0F3TA

Hundreds of thousands of Hitman fans around the world?
I am excite.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:49PM Im No Hero said

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@PR0F3TA

Everybody that likes the other Hitman games.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 1:12PM Labreya said

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@Negatron

You being rubbish at a game doesn't make a game bad.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 1:55PM Negatron said

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@Labreya

Me supposedly playing "rubbish" has nothing to do with the fact, Hitman: Contracts was sketchy at times. No wait i'm wrong EVERY Hitman released deserves a copy remade in 24K Gold, for display. :P
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Posted: May 10th 2011 2:07PM carmaction said

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@Negatron
You certainly live up to your namesake, you ol' poopsmith.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 2:28PM Once known as Shadsy said

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@Negatron On the internet, there are only two types of games: ones that deserved to be turned into trophies, and rubbish.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 2:58PM PR0F3TA said

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@Labreya

i knew my comment would be voted down with 5 people saying "me"... sometimes this place can be too predictable
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:19PM blueskyv201 said

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@PR0F3TA
Well, then why in the world you ask a question you already know the answer to?
Yes, people like Hitman games. Shocking, I know . . .
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Posted: May 10th 2011 4:13PM SushiGummy said

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@PR0F3TA
Wow, you must be psychic. I, for one, would have never guessed that asking a question would result in people answering it.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 5:04PM PR0F3TA said

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@SushiGummy

because i literally did not see anyone ask for a new hitman game, and i can make a list of games that have been overly asked for, but a new hitman game was the last thing i expected. Good to see it has support though.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 5:37PM context said

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@PR0F3TA

I would go back and read some of the Kane and Lynch 2 comment sections
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Posted: May 10th 2011 11:20PM xenophy said

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@PR0F3TA

Your comments are so ignorant its unbelievable. You pushing your own opinion forward as if it were everyone elses is why you were downvoted. Your comment was amazingly stupid and logically flawed. Please shut the hell up
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Posted: May 10th 2011 11:24PM Funkmaster General said

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@PR0F3TA

So, you just felt like trollin' today?
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Posted: May 10th 2011 12:45PM Red Deer said

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Im not sure about you.

But placing your guns within coiled rattlesnakes isn't the ideal storage solution... Unless thats your assasination method; given that your targets dumb enough...

Posted: May 10th 2011 1:15PM Mappyfun said

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forget SplinterCell, this has been my favorite stealth game! How do I want to kill you, Let me count the ways!

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:47PM woodmansstroke said

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June 7? or July 6... any big conventions going on that day?

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:48PM HT UK said

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Finally!! What took them so long.

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:49PM baby sea tuna said

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Awesome! Blood Money came out in what, 2007?

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:53PM LENSconcept said

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*tears well in eyes* you listened... you finally listened... thank you...

Posted: May 10th 2011 12:59PM Panko said

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Hitman: Snakes on a Gun

Posted: May 10th 2011 1:03PM Mappyfun said

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Ah yeah!! Forget splinter crap, this is my favorite stealth game! Oh how will I kill you? Let me count the ways!

Posted: May 10th 2011 1:18PM CNOLA85 said

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I can haz naowww!?!?!

Posted: May 10th 2011 1:27PM GMUHistorian said

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FINALLY!!!

Now maybe we can all forget the damage that disaster of a movie did to this great franchise.

I don't want them to milk 47 like COD or AC but I really hope we start getting a new Hitman game every 2-3 years from now on.

Posted: May 10th 2011 1:59PM Fillem said

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That's some big ass knuckles he has in those gloves.

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:09PM A Sandwich said

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@Fillem
The better to punch you with!
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Posted: May 10th 2011 1:51PM LinkRazr said

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F*kin finally!!!

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:05PM Ender7 said

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Splinter cell went down hill after chaos theory, I need something to fulfill my stealth assassin soul.

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:17PM Altrix said

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Then I was like...
"I want to play one of my Hitman games. Now."

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:25PM ToolroomKnight said

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hell yeah! I was looking at Hitman Blood Money videos earlier today! Here's the link: 10 Bizarre Moments from the Hitman Universe - http://me.lt/8j05L

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:30PM The Cole Train said

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Need a new pair of shorts

Posted: May 10th 2011 2:55PM The Scout said

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@The Cole Train

Why? Did you rip yours when you bent over?
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:49PM Uncle Jesse said

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@The Scout

You really don't see the stains?
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:05PM Jenks said

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The reactions here seem a bit overboard. Hitman games are passable but I don't think one has ever gotten close to a 90% aggregate review score.

Posted: May 10th 2011 3:22PM nieker said

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@Jenks

Most of them end up somewhere between 80 and 90%. But for me, and many others, it's one of the most original and creative IP's ever. It's so fun to spend hours on a strategy on how to pass a level without being spotted.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:34PM Negatron said

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@Jenks

Ever. They all had some sort of issue or another, I've always like the concept and the promise they held thought.

((On another note, i dismiss the Splinter Cell comparisons. They may be the same car (Stealth) but they have completely different engines. ))
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:37PM Negatron said

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WHAT THE FRUP AM I WRITING?

(edit) I've always liked the concept and the promise they've held though*.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:39PM JAK33 said

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@Jenks i think all but the first one has been scored mid to high 80s
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Posted: May 10th 2011 4:47PM Frez said

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@Jenks

Who cares about review scores?

Blood Money is one of the greatest games of all time.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 5:35PM (Unverified) said

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@Jenks I love being secure enough in my love of videogames to not have to only play the games that the critics give perfect scores to. Enjoy your CoD and Halo games.
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Posted: May 10th 2011 6:49PM Jenks said

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Down troll, down!
*hits on nose with newspaper*
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Posted: May 10th 2011 3:33PM bones8677 said

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Man, I suck hard at the Hitman games. Hopefully I'll do better for this one.

Posted: May 10th 2011 4:40PM wcarnation said

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Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck Please don't suck

Hitman is one of my favorite series. Don't drop the ball!

Posted: May 10th 2011 5:39PM BoBsS said

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Well ... finally! Can't wait to dress up as a cook again to murder a highly regarded and influential political figure!

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