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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:24PM Qehb said

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STOP REPORTING THIS CRAP ALREADY!

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:48PM Misanthropic Gamer said

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@Qehb
Exactly. I can't fathom why anyone would think the Farmville/Lady Gaga fanbase posts here in any significant number.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 8:03PM Mike DPad said

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Ditto. Zynga is evil!
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Posted: May 17th 2011 10:58PM Acosta02 said

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@Misanthropic Gamer

Well, this post got 50 posts (now 51) and the xperia play launch article got 40. Seems pretty obvious to me...
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:28PM PepsiDude002 said

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WHY

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:28PM Jawmuncher said

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Make sure you enter with your best poker face

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:29PM RampantFury said

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There goes whatever faith in humanity i had left.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:36PM bloodlinejake said

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This band is as awful as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zwF-mAG5g
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:57PM Mrblonde57 said

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@bloodlinejake

Normally, I like this music. But there is no talent with them. Dislike
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:41PM bloodlinejake said

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@Mrblonde57
Yea my friend sent me this link and I could not believe they got signed.
Gamertag?
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:31PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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It's not my kinda thing.

Dumb fat woman at the train station today who was handing out newspapers was dressed up as Gaga. It. Was. Awful.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:57PM Mrblonde57 said

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@King Johngie the Fourth

That is something you can not unsee
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:32PM John Z said

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Eh... eh, nothing I can say.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:43PM refinedsugar said

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@John Z

I was waiting for that. Thanks. :)
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:33PM KazamaSogetsu said

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Oh Zynga... You'll do ANYTHING for money, won't you?

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:35PM Hank Hill said

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BWAAAAAAH!

Posted: May 18th 2011 12:05AM therandomizer said

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@Hank Hill, Boggle? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgCqaTvENhI Heh, couldn't resist. This video is more entertaining than all of Zynga's games put to together anyway.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:38PM ployer said

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Kill me now.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:39PM Faceless Troll said

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PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:40PM smidget said

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Pretty brilliant idea, really

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:42PM The Tim said

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Gaaaaaa

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:49PM ObiBen8 said

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It's not my kinda thing, but thanks for telling me so I can avoid it.

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:51PM Deadpool said

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MY EYES! THEY BURN! THEY BURN! I'M MELTING! MELTING! ...what a world...what a world.....

But seriously, someone should really flush this crap. >:(

Posted: May 18th 2011 12:06AM therandomizer said

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@Deadpool Not the gaga...NOT THE GAGA!!! AAAH MY EYES!!!
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:53PM Obyinlondon said

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Glad to see this is still a website for real gamers.
Oh, by the way, I was talking about the comments, not the article.

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:21PM John Z said

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@Obyinlondon

Okay, just stop right there with the elitist attitude. Everybody's been bitching for the last five years that "stupid casuals are ruining the industry 'cause they don't know good games from bad!". But as soon as a website takes the time to, y'know, *fix* that, the complaints become "lol website sold out; see, casual gamers ruining everything; gb2realgamenews".

Do I think this is a good game? F^$% no, I think it's a trainwreck that shouldn't have happened. But a) that doesn't mean that it shouldn't be covered by Joystiq, b) it shouldn't say jack about the people who *do* enjoy the game, and c) it's the runup to E3 and hard news is kind of scarce for the next three weeks.

Bottom line: real gamers are born that way and don't need to go around calling themselves "real gamers".
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Posted: May 17th 2011 4:17PM smidget said

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@John Z
"real gamers are born that way and don't need to go around calling themselves "real gamers"

hahaha
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Posted: May 17th 2011 2:58PM Mrblonde57 said

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Will there big Disco Sticks too?

Posted: May 17th 2011 2:59PM Mrblonde57 said

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@Mrblonde57

Will there be Disco Sticks too? My comment posted before I wanted it to.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:03PM PR0F3TA said

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@Mrblonde57

stop lying, you were thinking of Big Disco Sticks.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:16PM Mrblonde57 said

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@PR0F3TA

You got me
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:47PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Mrblonde57

No, but I'm sure there will be telephones.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:03PM Marco le Polo said

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/facepalm

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:17PM JAK33 said

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WTF stop posting these, zynga or whatever is not gaming news. These are just social pyramid schemes and you guys are just helping them kill the gaming industry as we know it today

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:20PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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The Zyngaga is the Beast foretold in the Book of Revelation.

Kill it, quickly!

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:20PM Once known as Shadsy said

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Truly we are living the future of media: brands sponsoring other brands to promote trademarks. Hell yeah! :(

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:25PM connorxc said

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lame

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:33PM Measlesopolis said

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NO! Bad Joystiq Bad!

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:33PM Verb4tim said

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ACTIVATE THE NEUTRON PURGE!

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:37PM Huey2k2 said

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Zynga "games" are not actually games, please stop reporting on them.

I was at a game development conference here a few months back and there was a panel to debate what exactly social gaming is and what it meant to the industry. There was a man on the panel who was a lead designer for one of the major social gaming companies (I honestly cannot remember which one it was) and his comments disgusted me to no end.

I realize that we all live in a capitalist society where the whole point of a business is to make money, but the man basically said they do not make Facebook "games" with the intention of them being fun, the sole purpose of the games is to get the user addicted and spending money on their virtual items. He essentially referred to people who play Facebook games as stupid and agreed that they are not even necessarily games, but they are a fantastic way to make money.

Stop giving these "games" free advertising.

Posted: May 17th 2011 3:51PM Soiden said

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@Huey2k2

What an asshole. Thanks God we have people who really care for real gamers and sell crappy or glitchy games at full price, or release $10 DLC one day after they release their full price game.
Thank God for all the Guitar Heros and Call of Dutys that search no less than perect entertainment and not milking franchises to make more money thanks to addicted 'gamers'.
Yeah, thanks God.
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Posted: May 17th 2011 3:53PM Soiden said

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I can't get why Joystiq didn't do a words play here. Zyngaga? 'Zynga' joins Zyna in GagaVille?

Guys, this could be worse. I just imagined FridayVille.

Posted: May 17th 2011 5:28PM sonicspike41 said

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@Soiden

It's Friday(ville)! It's Friday(ville)! Gotta get down in Friday(ville)! Partyin'! Partyin'! Yeah!
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Posted: May 17th 2011 4:00PM Special Agent Bob said

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This is something not even a shot to the crotch can fix.

Posted: May 17th 2011 4:09PM Negatron said

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This is so fab!

My Living Midget Patch needs more lipstick and eye shadow for their tiny wittle faces! Anyone willing to help?? send me your facebook addy!!

XOXO ;*

Posted: May 17th 2011 4:16PM BananaBoat said

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I'd go to Madonna-ripoff-ville, but I didn't like Madonna the first time around.

Posted: May 17th 2011 4:50PM Sprinkled Cupcake said

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Cacaville now more shitty than ever!

Posted: May 17th 2011 5:14PM monkeyontherun4 said

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NO NO NO! They were supposed to release this on the 21st!

Signed The Devil

Posted: May 17th 2011 6:22PM Helghast102 said

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I thought this was a gaming blog?

Posted: May 17th 2011 7:39PM therandomizer said

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So, the Microsoft of facebook games decides to release a Lady Gagme version of Farmville? This is a very belated April fool's joke, right? Let me know when Zynga comes up with a game that, you know, doesn't suck. But we all know it'll be a cold day in Hell before that happens. Heck, Obama getting re-elected is more likely to happen before Facebook has good games!

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