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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:35PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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I've got 6 inches for you to touch, Nintendo.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:38PM PR0F3TA said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

thats small
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:39PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

Damn, that's short.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:40PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

Unless you're boning down on cattle, that's just fine.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:47PM Dance Mofo said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En minute man
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:48PM Truant said

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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:48PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

What's wrong with boning cattle? I give new meaning to "cow tipping".
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:51PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

More like cattle prodding, no?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:55PM Vcize said

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@Truant

Ok who's crazy enough to click an image link in a reply thread about penis size?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:55PM Vcize said

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@Vcize

Ok I clicked it and it was awesome.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:57PM whylekat said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

Ah what cartoon was it where they had a war over "size" and ultimately they changed everyone below 6inches to average instead of small. Maybe futerama ?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:59PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

Or bull riding?

Is it getting weird yet?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:05PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

Everyone loves Kobe beef, but no one wants to know how it's made.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:07PM xFenixKnightx said

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@Vcize

LMAO!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:11PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

*hint*

The answer is in the bulge.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:14PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

I swear, CP. You should so write an audiobiography. It would sell billions
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:14PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

The proof is in the pudding.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:17PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@Mrguy you know that guy

It's true. I've covered wars you know.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:18PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Captain Planet Planeteer Power

I've smothered boars for show.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:36PM PR0F3TA said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

wow ok, this comment train is longer then it should be
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:37PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@PR0F3TA

AGAIN WITH THE LENGTH?!

Girth is more important anyway.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:41PM MatisyahuSerious said

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@PR0F3TA

he didnt say he'd give them everything, just six inches of it.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 4:00PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

LMAOOO you non black guys are funny
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 4:03PM Extinction said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En

Is it sad I want the controller more than the system?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 5:10PM Typhonic said

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@whylekat
No, South Park!
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 5:30PM Duke said

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@Truant
I have to admit, that was a funny ass link. Though i was nervous to click on it.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 8:24PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

Black guys are funny too. Richard Pryor is hilarious.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 9:38PM Vcize said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

No idea why you got voted down for that one. Hilarious.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 9:38PM Nook said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

har har har

I suspect you've got some 'good' pollack jokes too - only you substitute pollack for white or whatever race is in your crosshairs, whichever gets you the most attention.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 10:22PM The Only Girl said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En
I approve of this conversation.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 11:34PM kyte420 said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi Yes they are.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 11:42PM kyte420 said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi Would it be cool if I friended you on XBOX?
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Posted: Jun 4th 2011 12:57AM SoCoolCurt said

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@whylekat

SouthPark did it 3 weeks ago. episode was hilarious as usual.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:36PM ijustw1n said

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2nd half 2012? My Mayan calendar doesn't go that far.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:40PM Scuffles said

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@ijustw1n

Well someone should have sprung for the Mayan calendar expansion DLC.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:45PM PbFarmer said

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@Scuffles
I hate Day 643,202 DLC. It's like they just freak'n should've included it to begin with.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:53PM (Unverified) said

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@PbFarmer
The worst part is, it's on the disc, we just have to pay to unlock it.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 3:58PM Hirsbrunner said

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@ijustw1n

The Mayans weren't that good at predicting everything...

The Spanish, for instance.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 5:55PM Ridgecity said

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@Hirsbrunner The mayas were mostly gone by the time the spanish arrived. The pyramids were already lost in the jungle and few left were living by the coast and knew knowing of their ancestors. That's why the mayas remained lost until early 20th century.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:36PM The angry pro consumer gaming ga said

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I'm pretty excited to see what Nintendo has lined up for us. I loved my GC to death even if it did look like a purse, the Wii I passed because of lack of HD.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:52PM JasonGW said

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@The angry pro consumer gaming ga Gamecube did NOT look like a purse.

It looked like a lunchbox :)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:53PM ItsameMatt03 said

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@The angry pro consumer gaming ga

Well, you've missed out on some great games. Hopefully the Cafe is B/C so you can play some of the instant classics.
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:58PM Vcize said

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@ItsameMatt03

*a couple
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 4:01PM TheShaper said

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@JasonGW
Barbie doll stove
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 5:35PM ItsameMatt03 said

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@Vcize

Eh, I won't make a list, but I've got 22 Wii games on my shelf that I will never get rid of, and I would consider them all great games.
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Posted: Jun 6th 2011 12:58AM killerjuice said

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@ItsameMatt03

Why do you so many copies of the same few games?
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:36PM Ranman1234 said

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Okay I'm not accidentally throwing this one at my TV..

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:39PM SpishackCola said

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@Ranman1234
You throw it at itself instead...?

Really interested in what the new controller will look like/functions/placement of screen+controls (getting flashbacks to imported HORI keyboard controller for PSO...)
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Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:37PM Themariohenri said

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Nintendo Touch,feel your player.

Posted: Jun 3rd 2011 2:39PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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My body is Reggie.

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