Cole Phelps takes a stilted walk around 'Real Life LA Noire'
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Like any good comedy, Funny or Die's interpretation of LA Noire protagonist Cole Phelps is a bit over the top, but it also does a great job of pointing out some of the game's oddest missteps. For instance: why are there so, so many useless bottles to look at?!
Reader Comments (33)
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:02PM Faceless Troll said
It always seemed odd to me how doubt almost always equaled the "get angry" button.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:54PM solidsnake8282 said
@Faceless Troll you're lying faceless troll .... I think you used a walkthrought in the game ......
oh .... sorry ....somethings we gotta shake people to see what falls out
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oh .... sorry ....somethings we gotta shake people to see what falls out
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:03PM Dance Mofo said
yawn ;()
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:06PM (Unverified) said
I love the game but thought the bottles and other objects where strange considering it tells you which items to pick up with the chime.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 7:33PM DarkNightRJ said
@(Unverified)
I believe its so you cant just run around, hear a chime, and get all the clues with no effort. You are supposed to hear the chime, look at it and be like na that isn't a clue.
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I believe its so you cant just run around, hear a chime, and get all the clues with no effort. You are supposed to hear the chime, look at it and be like na that isn't a clue.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:10PM whylekat said
"why are there so, so many useless bottles to look at?!"
Cause in the 40's people drank like it was their job!
Cause in the 40's people drank like it was their job!
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:12PM Poor Tom said
that was hilarious.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:13PM kyte420 said
Can make any scene in most modern games funny by just moving/making faces like the main character since most use the same tech.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:14PM Prboi said
Thought that was pretty funny. I liked when he was "examining" the coffee lol
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:21PM LEONLEONLEON said
@Prboi
Yeah, i havent watched a video thats made me laught out loud for a long time.
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Yeah, i havent watched a video thats made me laught out loud for a long time.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:18PM PSBuckshot said
This has fine comical values. One laughed a bit.
Great game as well.
Great game as well.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:28PM (Unverified) said
I was hoping that just one time the bottle would be a clue, to make all of my bottle inspecting worthwhile. It never was. :(
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:03PM Burritoclock said
@(Unverified) Me too friend... me too. But I also always hope there is some magnificent awesome object just there, over there in the next trashcan.... but there never is.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:24PM SpookyApparition said
@(Unverified) hahaha, same here... same with the cigarettes. and then the ONE time I didn't examine some cigarette butts they actually WERE a clue and I didn't get five 5 stars on the case because of it. dammit :-(
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Posted: Jun 18th 2011 6:33AM Nolan North said
@Burritoclock
My favorite "pointless clue" was the handgun in the suspects bedroom that was irrelevant to the case.
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My favorite "pointless clue" was the handgun in the suspects bedroom that was irrelevant to the case.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 3:55PM Invader2earth said
Size 8 feet something i will hide forever.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:04PM DigitalEmporer said
Haha, that was awesome!!! Almost made my Platinum Troph worthwhile ;)
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:43PM DigitalEmporer said
@whylekat
lol - yeah, it was - dont get me wrong, Noire is exceptional, but a little repetative. This comical video was what was missing from Noire, some dark humour ;)
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lol - yeah, it was - dont get me wrong, Noire is exceptional, but a little repetative. This comical video was what was missing from Noire, some dark humour ;)
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:26PM iceveiled said
haha so awesome, I love it!
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:29PM berzirk said
The actor's movements were spot on. Haa haa. Great clip.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 4:34PM Cole Phelps said
I feel offended and will sue this Funny or Die group.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 5:32PM SolidSnakeEyes said
I liked it.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 5:58PM DarknessBear said
Thought a lot of the aspects of the clip spot on and funny. But I hate when people act like game characters - they Act really bad and move like robots. Cole Phelps was in madmen and is a good actor - and modern game engines don't make the main character move like a robot.
I loved the sudden mood swing of doubt and twisting the corpses head tho. Haha
I loved the sudden mood swing of doubt and twisting the corpses head tho. Haha
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 6:01PM kentuckyfried said
Is this posted anywhere else? Can't watch on the phone and also blocked at work. =(
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 10:56PM QuePasa87 said
Hilarious, but getting stuck or bumping into things like that wasn't even close to being that bad. Way to exaggerate.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 10:57PM QuePasa87 said
And Phelps didn't walk like that at all, looking so stiff like that but oh well haha.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 11:42PM Gamehero said
Funny! I like this game.
Posted: Jun 17th 2011 11:52PM DBeam308 said
This reminds me of the time when they did the same thing for GTA IV.
Posted: Jun 18th 2011 8:20AM Platinum Playstation said
i'm so done with this game -it's old already.
Posted: Jun 18th 2011 7:21PM kentuckyfried said
Thank you, that made me laugh.







