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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:33PM Cleric said

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I love how the comments for the photo completely bash it.

As well they should, giant ape man freak.

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:03PM Shadowbender said

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@Cleric

A lot of it depends on the voice, and the overall acting. If he delivers his lines like a bro-ha, well...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:25PM Faceless Troll said

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@Shadowbender On the other hand the character can still be an unsympathetic douche. Just look at Zaeed.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:29PM maveric101 said

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people:

downvoting spammers doesn't do anything, especially now that low-ranked comments don't fade. please report them.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:31PM Misguided Terran said

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@Shadowbender
That's what I'm thinking... If he embodies the new player, say the mindset of someone who plays MW or GoW or whichever, and acts and speaks like one... let's see if I can kick him out of the airlock.

Kaiden I eventually got around to, Jacob was alright even if he just kinda faded into the background. But this guy... I don't really like him.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 10:36PM Ballistic H said

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@Cleric

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

That is all.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:19PM Miranda Lawson said

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@Cleric Look at his chest, not his face.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:48PM RX3115 said

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I was going to post something witty about this new character, but I could not come up with anything as he is too boring, generic and lame. BOO BioWare!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 1:40AM LEONLEONLEON said

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@Misguided Terran

Im sure Bioware will know if we just totally ignore him.

Im just never going to speak to him, And when i have to, ill treat him like sh*t.

But you never know, He might be a really great guy!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 2:06AM PN04 said

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@LEONLEONLEON
For some reason the moment I saw this guy I imagined him sounding like Bender from Futurama.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 3:26AM BlazeKing said

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@Cleric

Dude looks like Jeff Hardy, lol.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 3:28AM DesmondMiles said

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@Cleric
Ugh i know he probally sounds like one of those meatheads that play uncharted, killzone, and all the other 20 fps shooters out there.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 3:54AM LEONLEONLEON said

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@DesmondMiles

Uncharted isnt an fps, And nathan drake certainly isnt a meat head...
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 5:20AM OnToGloryReturns said

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@Misguided Terran

At least you waited to hear a line ot two of dialogue

oh, wait....
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 5:36AM dargondarkfire said

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@PN04
the mental picture of this is hilarious!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 2:10PM Spartan117458 said

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@BlazeKing

He looks like Blake Griffin with a mohawk.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:34PM MC Double Def DP said

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Show me some new characters that I can bone in space!

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:35PM Andrew12h said

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@MC Double Def DP
It's offensive to people if you CAN'T do everyone you see.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:48PM DevilSei said

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@Andrew12h

I know right? I'm STILL waiting on confirmation on whether or not we can shag the only Female Krogan to exist throughout all of the Mass Effect games!
It would be an insult to Wrex and Grunt if we couldn't.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:20PM RadioActiveLunch said

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@DevilSei SCREW THAT.

I wanna plow Yeoman Chambers into next July. She prefers I call her Kelly.
Does she want my nuts or what?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 10:05PM (Unverified) said

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@MC Double Def DP

OH, I'll definitely be boning this guy on my gay shepard. Oh yeah.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:37PM Barron said

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Better not replace Jacob :(

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:29PM Assmar said

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@Barron
Really? I'm more an Edward guy, myself...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 10:36PM Cafecito said

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@Assmar I'm ashamed I got that joke.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:36PM Patius said

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@Cafecito I would be, except that I only know that because of a Burger King commercial.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 3:02AM Assmar said

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@Cafecito Who ISN'T ashamed to get that joke? But I was the one who had to make it.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 8:21AM Daverator said

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@Barron

Jacob will need replacing, he was supposed to shield my team from the stuff at the end and didn't do quite a good enough job...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:40PM bigwhiteyeti said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

I know this guy- Borrows Xbox 360 game. Sells it.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:12PM snapekillsdumbledore said

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Name: James Vega
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Homeworld: Jersey Shore
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:17PM DesmondMiles said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

is that all you do? post Jpegs of yourself?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:34PM TraceurRyuk Part III said

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@Ezio Auditore da Firenze

None of you guys know who Scumbag Steve is?
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 3:43AM The Only Girl said

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@TraceurRyuk Part III
I'm more of a Goodguy Greg fan myself.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-good-guy-greg-meme/greg
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:39PM poronponporin said

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0 / 10, not my beautiful alien waifu

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:39PM ZexionArmando said

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When did MW3 go into space?

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 9:25PM Faceless Troll said

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@ZexionArmando They called it Halo Reach.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 2:30AM broken 4th wall said

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@Faceless Troll

nah, you're not there yet....shit, Killzone is a lot more like Call of Duty than Reach is. at least in Reach you are still killing aliens.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:40PM TommyCanYouHearMe said

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Sneaking into Male Shepards quarters. Heavy risk....

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:45PM Andrew12h said

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@TommyCanYouHearMe
But the priiizzzeeee.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:58PM RX3115 said

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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:46PM Laser Sanchez said

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Sounds like a fake name. Sounds like this guy should be related to Corporal Jenkins or the Carmines. Hint-hint.

Posted: Jul 18th 2011 1:45AM MDizzy said

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@Laser Sanchez you might be on to something. I think he's going to get the Red Shirt treatment. BTW, is it even appropriate to call them redshirts anymore seeing that Picard, Sisqo, and Riker all wear red shirts.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 2:56AM broken 4th wall said

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@MDizzy

+5 nerd for you good sir. ;)
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Posted: Jul 18th 2011 5:53AM Fulgrymm said

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@broken 4th wall And then -5 for misspelling Sisko. Or is that too harsh?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:47PM Faceless Troll said

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If you're new to the franchise you probably shouldn't be starting off with number 3.

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:47PM DevilSei said

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Well, I know the first character I'm killing off first chance I get in my playthrough!


Or, I guess I'll just not let him join, if Bioware is smart enough to let us do that.

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 11:52PM Special Agent Bob said

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@DevilSei
Im still trying to figure out who the hell sports a mohawk in space.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:51PM Piene said

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Damn, Mass Effect brought in the Douchebags?
Didn't think they would survive space travel...

Posted: Jul 17th 2011 8:58PM DevilSei said

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@Piene

Consider it akin to sending a monkey off in a tiny pod into space.
Except the monkey is dumber than a normal monkey.
And we know he'll be meeting up with aliens.
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