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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:34PM Red Runner said

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"Plot"? The plot to this series boils down to...uh...

Remember when they had Link? That was cool.

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:48PM Chareth Cutestory said

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@Red Runner

Ahem. I believe the plot actually boils down to, "A tale of swords and souls, eternally retold.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:48PM Chareth Cutestory said

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@Chareth Cutestory

End quote fail.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:17PM jdlyga said

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@Red Runner A plot so incomprehensible that they included a flow chart in game.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 3:43AM tbergen1 said

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@Red Runner I believe the plot boils down to Voldo rapes everybody with his creepy ass ground crawling...The End. Soul Calibur 2 FTW!!!
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:37PM HybridPara said

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Okay before when I said Demon Elvis I really meant every final fantasy protagonist.

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:39PM Mrguy you know that guy said

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Ivy wearing more clothes than ever before?

Does.. Not... Compute...

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:28PM Mr Khan said

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@Mrguy you know that guy

The next step after SC4 was nudity, so they just circled around to the beginning of the cycle

She'll be near-nude in another 4 games. Have patience.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:41AM Special Agent Bob said

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@Mrguy you know that guy
Told my friend the same thing thought i was telling a really bad joke.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 1:23PM Jennacide said

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@Mr Khan
I think this time around if they had her nearly naked they'd of repulsed more people than arroused. She is like 55 or so now.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:20PM Mazrael said

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@Jennacide Ivy stopped ageing at 32... In SCV she's 49, but only in years
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:49PM Mandarusuke said

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Ivy is actually wearing clothes this time lol. What's up with the ninja girl...isn't that role already occupied by Taki?

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:59PM Exu said

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@Mandarusuke Seventeen year time skip, Taki's 46 and so sending her apprentice in her stead.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 4:23AM WiredKnight said

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@Exu

You'd think an apprentice of Taki would have better hair....
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:06PM Mazrael said

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@Exu Taki's norks will be headed to her knees D:
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 10:50PM Chareth Cutestory said

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That sure is some shiny... everything. Every single thing is shiny. I really hoped they would shy away from that crazy shininess after SC4.

Maybe the folks at Namco view the world through Vaseline smeared glasses.

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:08PM DJMaxxi said

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The addition of cloth to Ivy's outfit is disappointing.

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:17PM jdlyga said

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@DJMaxxi I always found it kind of disturbing. She always looked middle aged.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:46AM onan said

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@jdlyga

Middle-aged Ivy, Lariat Fighter.
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Posted: Jul 25th 2011 12:59AM DJMaxxi said

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@brettjr25
I am a man. I like titties. I like cleavage. I like skin. I want to see more.

All logic and reason aside, that's what it comes down to me for this one character.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:16PM jdlyga said

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So what random guest characters are they going to include this time? I'd love to see Cervantes vs Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 1:07AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@jdlyga I say Kilik verses Ezio Auditore.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 6:06AM mcnichoj said

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@jdlyga
Hopefully not something silly like a SciFi/horror movie character, oh wait...
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 3:39PM The Habbler said

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@jdlyga Yes x1000 for WWE crossover characters. Hacksaw can use a 2x4 and you can have Sabu use a chair as a weapon. Steve can use beer cans to knock you around.
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Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:29PM Peffse said

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I'm sad to see they haven't fixed the problem of sameface.

Posted: Jul 23rd 2011 11:55PM halfportalfortress4dead said

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Link. Please. And dante. Yes. And dante. But in the same version.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:14AM MGTrey said

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Taki's successor's hair is ridiculous. Hopefully it's much more tame in alternate costumes.

Ivy's breasts may be concealed a bit more, but they are actually getting bigger. How is that even possible?

The new "Jin Kazama with a crescent moon shaped scar on his chest" guy holds his sword stupidly.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 1:10AM The Blank Mage Returns said

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@MGTrey It's a tonfa! I know it looks like a sword, and it cuts my forearm up something fierce, but it's a tonfa!
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:21AM ThatGuyFromTV said

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Thank you god, they put actual clothing on Ivy.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:25AM Narmo23 said

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Hopefully this version actually brings back the competitive scene that existed during the Soul Calibur 2 days (sorry if this is totally untrue, but it felt as if A LOT of people stopped playing this series when 3 was out).

Oh well, I'll probably get it when it's released...

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:46AM AriesWarlock said

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Ivy is not a maternal figure.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 1:19AM isotrex said

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They're doing it wrong. They need a new character that can compete with Ivy especially in terms of outfit. haha.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 1:31AM Palacios said

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Ivy at least had the decency to wear a corset or bra through all her times in the game. Taki on the other hand has let those puppies loose since day one and at age 46 that's just asking too much for today's boob giggle physics. Even the the mighty PS3 would blow a gasket trying such a thing. We'll just have to wait till PS4 or some other next gen hardware for that.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:50AM onan said

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@Palacios

Jiggle: What firm Jell-o and Dead or Alive girls do.
Giggle: What 13-year-old boys do when they see it.
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:09PM Mazrael said

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@Palacios just lower the textures a little.. job done
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Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:04AM RasenganFury said

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Looks awesome. Definitely looking forward to it.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:29AM LittleMofreaky said

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I'm gonna call you Mr. Moon!

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 4:30AM Red Runner said

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Moon-tattoo-and-silver-haired-pretty-boy-with-vaguely-cross-shaped-sword looks like he stepped into the wrong game. He's probably thinking, "Oh sh*t, this isn't Final Fantasy: Another Story Rendition XI!"

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 6:50AM MW4560 said

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Man... This series has really started to go down hill. SoulCalibur 1 & 2 were some of the best fighting games out there, but ever since SC3, things just haven't been right. I won't judge this till the final product ships, but its looking to be more of the same.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 10:11AM halfportalfortress4dead said

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Sephiroth.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 12:20PM StrangeDNA said

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I've been rocking Ivy since the Dreamcast; no matter what she's wearing, she's my girl. She has usually had a more respectable alternate costume, but the primary was always absurdly revealing.

This one looks cool but it's weird that it's revealing and ornately intricate at the same time.

As for the boobs...y'all talk like it's been a bad thing.

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 2:06PM EliminatorZigma said

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This game is so Japanese.


I like it!

Posted: Jul 24th 2011 8:49PM TheRedComet said

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Zwei looks cool. It's been speculated he's a werewolf too.

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