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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:33PM Qehb said

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I find the most disturbing part is that they move blocks around...

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:03PM Scuffles said

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@Qehb

I'm hoping that its going to be restricted to dirt, sand, gravel and clay blocks.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:33PM DevilSei said

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@Qehb
I'm going to find it more disturbing when I find them stacking blocks around, and the shape of their stack is a big penis...
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 10:26PM Jetleo1 said

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@Scuffles That's still bad, I always make my starting house of sand and dirt...
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Posted: Jul 31st 2011 9:58AM Scuffles said

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@Jetleo1

Hmmm I usually just burrow myself into a mountain.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:34PM Special Agent Bob said

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So he's basically made a taller,faster,blacker,and deadlier version of boo from Mario...dear god the horror.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:39PM pally321 said

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@Special Agent Bob
"Insert gif of kid saying THAT'S RACIST!"
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:35PM BrianH said

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"they stand perfectly still and look straight at you. As soon as you look away, they will run (very fast) towards you."

I already have nightmares like this...

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:38PM BlackedOut said

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I love it. I can't wait for the deadlock moment where I'm not moving my mouse and hes just staring... waiting to make his move.

Notch is a genius

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:43PM exaltedbladder said

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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:43PM Rubbishy Me said

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The Slender Man is still freaking terrifying for me!

Posted: Jul 31st 2011 2:56AM gordogg24p said

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@Rubbishy Me

They would have this announcement on the day I finally built up the courage to watch all of Marble Hornets. Kill me now.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2011 10:06AM Twlvfngrs said

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@gordogg24p

oh man marble hornets made me scared in daylight
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:49PM patboy2008 said

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Well, looks like I'm gonna be playing on peaceful difficultly forever.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:50PM libregkd said

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I love the fact that they will stare you down. That's probably the more frightening aspect.

Posted: Jul 31st 2011 2:34AM Jet Grind Radio said

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@libregkd

What anime is your avatar from??
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Posted: Jul 31st 2011 3:19AM Khaos said

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@Jet Grind Radio
Looks like Code Geass to me, same one mine is from. Well mine is a non-canon manga version, but no one has to know that.
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Posted: Aug 3rd 2011 4:26AM AntiVillian said

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@Jet Grind Radio

that is indeed lelouch from code geass. It's a great anime and I dislike most animes.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:57PM Colostomeboy said

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these remind me of the stone statue episode of Dr. Who, scary as hell... *shudders*

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:55PM Chareth Cutestory said

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@Colostomeboy

They remind me of the Weeping Angels, as well.

Pretty neat idea.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 10:54PM RogueJedi86 said

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@Colostomeboy

How about the newest season/series' The Silence? Anyone remember them? Me neither.
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Posted: Jul 31st 2011 11:59AM Decanus said

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@Chareth Cutestory was just about to comment on that and i saw your post
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:58PM lsrs said

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These Slender Man videos are awesome, kind of like an even lower budget Paranormal Activity.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 7:59PM KazamaSogetsu said

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I'd ALT+F4 in sheer panic, just how my parents do when they suspect they got a virus on their laptop.

Posted: Jul 31st 2011 2:51AM GodOfWar526 said

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@KazamaSogetsu ya know... i honestly never heard of the ALt+F4 trick before this comment.. and i went to see what it did... speaking of minecraft, i just closed out of it....

Anyways, this look terrifyingly awesome. Im planning on starting a new world and jumping up to hard to get the full experience.
Might as well dig my grave now
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Posted: Jul 31st 2011 6:37AM SoldierShredder said

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@GodOfWar526
I remember when I was in school in a laptop class...a former colleague of mine once told me: "When you press ALT+F4, you can quick save most programs or open special options, just try it!"

10 minutes later, when I played some game and the last save was about a hour ago:

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:05PM The Cole Train said

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Sounds like the Boo from Mario, except a lot more creepy looking.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:08PM Scuffles said

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I wonder if they will build any strange structures with the blocks they gather?

Hmmm to make them even creepier by setting it so instead of burning when it changes to daylight (if they are effected by daylight) they should just vanish dropping whatever block they were holding on the ground.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:37PM Scuffles said

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@Scuffles

Hmmmm now just need to bump that texture up to ~32bit, fill it full of holes to get a nice semitransparent shadow thing effect and make them 11% creepier.

Damn the more I think about these things the more I love them.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:10PM Extinction said

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I'm sorry, but such simplistic designs can't scare anyone.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:21PM Mach2 said

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@Extinction

Someone has never experienced the horror of exploring a cave in Minecraft.

The sudden, jarring sound of a nearby PSSTH of a Spider, and you KNOW he's nearby, but you JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND HIM. The heart-jumping moment when you're nearing a corner and a skeleton moves out and begins firing. The moment you start putting the finishing touches on some construction and you hear that telltale SSSSssssSSSSsss of death. And zombies moaning through walls when you near an infested room.

Minecraft IS terror, my friend.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:23PM sicsided said

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@Extinction

so you haven't met a creeper yet have you?
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:11PM ShadowXIII said

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These sound alot like my mom....I'll be right at home with this.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:14PM Snappyguy said

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Don’t blink.
Blink and you’re dead.
Don’t turn your back.
Don’t look away.
And don’t blink.
Good Luck.

Posted: Jul 31st 2011 3:15AM Jypsy said

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@Snappyguy EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Wibbly Wobbly...timey wimey.

I hope we can make a timey-wimey detector in the adventure update...as long as it goes ding when there's stuff.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:18PM FakeKevinButler said

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Jesus. Spiders scare me enough. But these? A dungeon with these would give me a heart attack.

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:18PM Seven Hour War said

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Is it me or are these guys kinda cute, especially the one holding the block!

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:25PM Scuffles said

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1.8 is going to be pure awesome ^^

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:26PM ChaskaCF said

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Weeping Angels anybody?

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 10:41PM Danthaman said

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@ChaskaCF Try the slender man mixed with a weeping angel.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:29PM Babaloo said

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1. Stare at Enderman
2. He stands still
3. Whip out bow and arrow
4. FIREEEEE!!!
5. ???
6. Profit

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:03PM 564731790 said

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5. Enderman vanishes
6. Profound confusion
7. Look behind you...
8. Enderman runs towards you
9. ????
10. Slow and painful death at the hands of the Enderman
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:20PM Babaloo said

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@564731790 Notch said if anything, they only teleport within your field of vision, as not to cause too much confusion, so it's more like,

5. FIREEEE!!!
6. Adjust camera slightly
7. Use step 5
8. ???
9. PROFIT!!!
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:54PM LazerCharging said

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I wonder what the aggro range of these guys will be? Will I get charged from great distances on accident or is it closer to the aggro range of the other mobs?

Will they spawn only above a certain block level or can I expect so see them in caves or say the nether?

What I know so far is I will not be able to play Minecraft at night unless im playing with my friends on a server.

Oh and when you turn away from a Enderman they should scream "LOOK AT ME!" kinda like the joker in this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wcr63XMfeY

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:49PM liquidsoap89 said

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@LazerCharging

Notch says they run at you if you're close, and if you're farther away they start teleporting at you.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 8:59PM Tihn said

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Someone has been watching too much Dr Who

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:04PM Snicker the Cat said

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It sounds like he ripped off SCP-173. If anyone gets this reference, I will love you forever.


Actually, here just read it instead: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173

Posted: Jul 31st 2011 7:27AM bm111 said

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I thought it before you even said it.
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Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:08PM EMH said

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If I see one of these guys in MY base, rearranging MY furniture, I am going to shoot it through the head with my bow and arrow! Darn it, they're going to have nightmares about ME!

...

*Goes into corner and starts shaking uncontrollably*

Posted: Jul 30th 2011 9:09PM Nadril said

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Am I really the first to say this here?

They are black people who steal stuff from you.

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