...You should totally watch the trailer though. It's cute. Just try not to think about the ... well, you know.
...You should totally watch the trailer though. It's cute. Just try not to think about the ... well, you know.
Reader Comments (38)
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:05AM FriedConsole said
The sad thing is that EA will charge $15 for this iPhone game.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:24PM guyver unit 4 said
@FriedConsole or get it free on droid via amazon a month later ;)
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Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:10AM Wulf said
Is it just me, or is this just a rather sad attempt to make one last cash grab on a once-great series?
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:09PM (Unverified) said
@Wulf or perhaps it's just a fun side project in between games of a still-great series. I realize that's less whiny and dramatic but it's probably more accurate. Save your money for the next "real" Burnout game if you want. You'll get it (and then probably complain that it's too similar to the last one).
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Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:47PM liquidsoap89 said
@Mcmax3000
B:P was incredible, and as far as I know that was the last Burnout game to be released...
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B:P was incredible, and as far as I know that was the last Burnout game to be released...
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:10AM (Unverified) said
day one buy!
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:11AM edgore said
Mmmmmm...baby soup
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:12AM Milf Biggenson said
How about "Burnout: Oy Vey" - Sorry but what is the point of all of these great games going the 2D arcade route? If I was playing this on my iPhone I'd be impressed not only because it might be fun, but because I currently don't have an iPhone. But playing this on PSN or XBLA? Doesn't look like it would hold my interest very long.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:12AM GordLacey said
Did anyone else notice the cursor on the screen at 37 seconds (scene with "Pick up and go" written on the road).
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:18AM eat it said
it doesn't look like there are too many cars on the road. that might make it boring
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:26AM Jerk Face said
Best. Tag. Ever. Well done, Justin. Ha ha.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:37AM Exu said
How does driving in a straight line utilise Kinect, exactly?
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:45AM Pugnaciousturtle said
That... was kind of underwhelming.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 11:55AM Dirty said
I always thought the fun of the burnout crash mode was that you could see what it would look like to crash a real looking car. The debris and glass flying everywhere. This just seem kinda boring.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:01PM Shockwave said
So for someone who doesn't like babies, you're basically saying this is the perfect game, joystiq?
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:09PM epicmuffin said
I kept waiting for the camera perspective to change and reveal a real burnout game.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:18PM Mach2 said
This looks pretty much like a remake of a flash game. This one, specifically: http://www.kongregate.com/games/kizigames/roadkill-revenge
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 12:23PM guyver unit 4 said
Erg.... My favorite part of burnout was the destruction detail... This iso view looks boring...
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 1:03PM (Unverified) said
looks lame
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 5:38PM Warlock234 said
@(Unverified) Fo shizzle my nizzle up in this hizzle
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Posted: Aug 19th 2011 1:44PM milliniar said
i'd buy that for a dollar
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 3:50PM Truant said
Just make Burnout 4 and then take my ****ing money.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 5:36PM Starcade said
This really doesn't look that great. I dunno, I'm all for crash mode, but this looks like crash mode lite. But then again, maybe that's what they were aiming for... a game for toddlers and an E rating.
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 6:20PM Marco le Polo said
I just hope that the game is better than reading this article, which did make me chuckle a great deal. Thanks Justin!
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 7:54PM SonyPS said
This looks like sh*t!
Posted: Aug 19th 2011 8:05PM Snappyguy said
Looks pretty good. But I couldn't shake the feeling that it was something somebody made in Little Big Planet 2.
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 2:17AM F1shBone said
This is being covered on joystiq, why?
Posted: Aug 20th 2011 2:05PM jtsuth said
The writing on this article made me laugh. Great job. The game looks pretty meh to me though. Wish they would make a real Burnout again. The last one was fantastic.
Posted: Aug 21st 2011 8:36AM franklinmcmahon said
Almost Paradise.
