Have you seen these things? You may have, once, but most likely your brain's cuteness centers automatically short-circuited and you blacked out, banged your head against the hard wood of your desk, accidentally unplugged your computer's power cord and eventually woke up, dazed, drooling and slightly dumber, with no recollection of these adorable Portal 2 Long Fall booties from J!NX.
Prepare yourself this time, and to guarantee you don't forget them, go ahead and buy a pair. At $10, go ahead and buy five pairs, and wear them all at once, for padding when you look down, realize how cute your lower body is, and you short-circuit, black out and fall. Depending on your height and where you're standing at the time -- 6'4", on top of Mount Rushmore -- that could be a long fall.
Reader Comments (51)
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:31PM Brained said
Now imagine a big fat hairy dude wearing them as this is the reality.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 4:14AM Spartan050 said
@Brained Since when dudes wore high heels? ..... Oh wait we live ina effe'd up world it's possible.
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:34PM Ossuarium said
Ignoring the title and just reading the text, I thought they were boots until I looked at the picture and was like wahhh? Fuzzy boots?
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:36PM (Unverified) said
*Kneesocks
Thigh-highs go up to your thighs.
Thigh-highs go up to your thighs.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 3:47AM iaoth said
@(Unverified) Link to the original and give the author some props. http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=165
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:39PM NetOperator Wibby said
Nice! I know some female gamers who would love these.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 7:50PM drunkingamebar said
@NetOperator Wibby
"I know of some female gamer's who would love these."
Fixed.
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"I know of some female gamer's who would love these."
Fixed.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 7:55PM NetOperator Wibby said
@drunkingamebar Your comment would have been better if the grammar was correct. I think you were *trying* to say is, "I know of a female gamer who would love these".
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:37PM NetOperator Wibby said
@PR0F3TA ... you don't need the apostrophe in "gamers".
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Posted: Sep 26th 2011 1:48AM ShadowXIII said
@Azules
I'll just leave this here:
http://cdn.nothingtodo.co.uk/files/girl_plays_xbox.gif
Reality used to be a friend of mine.
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I'll just leave this here:
http://cdn.nothingtodo.co.uk/files/girl_plays_xbox.gif
Reality used to be a friend of mine.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:40PM Hi iTs SlayeR said
I love the socks but where can I order the girl that's wearing them?
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:14PM solidsnake8282 said
@xiLeShadow because no one ever lied on the internet about their gender ...EVER
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:42PM DigitalEmporer said
F*ck the socks - I wanna see the top half!! :D
Portal 2 Bra please.
Portal 2 Bra please.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:55PM HandheldAddictblogspotcom said
@DigitalEmporer
"f*ck the SOCKS"??
I think you need to get your priorities straight... either that or you have some strange fetish that we don't need to know.
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"f*ck the SOCKS"??
I think you need to get your priorities straight... either that or you have some strange fetish that we don't need to know.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 2:22AM DigitalEmporer said
@HandheldAddictblogspotcom
Ha! I think you need to understand the use of 'f*ck' in my wording. Plus, read the rest clearly.
Its the ( o Y o ) we are all wanting. Not the feet!
Sphere Bra!!!
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Ha! I think you need to understand the use of 'f*ck' in my wording. Plus, read the rest clearly.
Its the ( o Y o ) we are all wanting. Not the feet!
Sphere Bra!!!
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:46PM Chumley Marchbanks said
That is a bloke.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 5:59PM Accessgranted said
Totally gonna order some of these for my girlfriend! =)
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:08PM Foetoid said
Oh thats right i have a gamer GF now. She'd totally be down for these. The real challenge is convincing her to wear that skirt.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:25PM SEGA Scream said
They would look better covered in cake.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:39PM CrabBattle said
That skirt is too big.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:40PM MLC said
Whoa!
If my GF ever wore anything like that 4 me, I'd marry her.
Lol.
If my GF ever wore anything like that 4 me, I'd marry her.
Lol.
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 6:46PM KGameLover1 said
Disclaimer: Doesn't actually prevent long falls.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 9:49AM solidsnake8282 said
@KGameLover1 Side effect may and will include landing on your face
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Posted: Sep 25th 2011 7:26PM Slomoshun said
Screw the damn socks...I want to see the rest of the girl
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 7:53PM glemtvapen said
Why am I aroused by that pic?
Posted: Sep 25th 2011 8:30PM RX3115 said
@jaikin Lol, this spam bot is clever. They didn't go the "hey look at me I am clearly trying to direct you to a site that sells cheap knock off goods" route.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 12:54AM Rappican said
god those would look perfect with some 5" stiletto pumps.
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 7:28AM NOOK360 said
@vhajklfdsa89
Wow, amazing! I clicked all of the links and bought everything!
Explode now?
Wow, amazing! I clicked all of the links and bought everything!
Explode now?
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 9:33AM emirabal said
Click and buy
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 11:08AM Its The Rocketeer said
i immediately bought these for my girlfriend when i found out about them last month (a month behind Joystiq?)
She wears them for....testing ;)
She wears them for....testing ;)
Posted: Sep 26th 2011 3:29PM P34nk said
That's one damn nice pair of legs...I mean socks..
It's just..WOW...Seems like I'm more drawn to the legs+thighs rather than the socks, which is why I clicked on the picture hehe...
It's just..WOW...Seems like I'm more drawn to the legs+thighs rather than the socks, which is why I clicked on the picture hehe...
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