This is your life if GLaDOS had control of your iPhone 4S
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In many ways, Aldous Huxley was right -- our entertainment technology has made us a happily complacent species, imprisoned by our own electronic conformity mechanisms. George Orwell was also correct on a few theories of invasive government control. No one was more correct, however, than the great modern philosopher Erik Wolpaw and his overarching theses on Portal theory and lemons. Now, all of these dystopias have merged into one: GLaDOSiri on the iPhone 4S.
Apple's Siri system enables natural-language voice control for a myriad of uses on the iPhone 4S, and GLaDOSiri makes all of those so much more masochistic, just the way we like it. If this were a real thing, we'd be all over it like children on Soma.
Reader Comments (37)
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:35PM IsonBuster said
That was awesome. Made my day. Everyone needs a little Glados pep to their day!
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:38PM xiLeShadow said
I would ignore my love for Android and buy an iPhone 4S.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:38PM whylekat said
Am I the only one who thinks voice activation is lame? Like I wanna be on the subway hearing everyone talk to their phones. No thank you.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:48PM Celery Moon said
@whylekat
On the subway where there is no cell connectivity, therefore drastically reducing the need to talk to your phone?
No its the office and cafes you need to worry about.
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On the subway where there is no cell connectivity, therefore drastically reducing the need to talk to your phone?
No its the office and cafes you need to worry about.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:58PM Celery Moon said
@xiLeShadow
Then I do not understand the use of 'sub' for those railways.
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Then I do not understand the use of 'sub' for those railways.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:21PM Celery Moon said
@whylekat
I do live in NYC, but take the subway as little as possible. I was mostly joking about the reception thing so I could shed let on the real problem.
Cafes.
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I do live in NYC, but take the subway as little as possible. I was mostly joking about the reception thing so I could shed let on the real problem.
Cafes.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:34PM Celery Moon said
@packy17
Actually the last woman in the video is blind. She is reading a braille book.
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Actually the last woman in the video is blind. She is reading a braille book.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:50PM MonKENy said
@xiLeShadow actually they are, thats the EXACT definition of a subway unless you are talking about the sandwich shop
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/subway
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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/subway
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 10:28AM whylekat said
@hapa77
"Didn't they do that for post 911 because people were trapped and couldn't use their phones for days?"
Considering they just installed them a few weeks ago (10 years after 911) ... I'd say: not exactly.
http://www.metro.us/newyork/local/article/981159--wireless-service-in-nyc-subways-unveiled
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"Didn't they do that for post 911 because people were trapped and couldn't use their phones for days?"
Considering they just installed them a few weeks ago (10 years after 911) ... I'd say: not exactly.
http://www.metro.us/newyork/local/article/981159--wireless-service-in-nyc-subways-unveiled
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:40PM MLC said
Wow...
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:49PM edgaekill said
oh.. i have a similar app for my htc..
lol
lol
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:51PM RealityCheck2011 said
I wonder if you ask it nicely if it would wipe your ass for you? LoL
I can't make up my mind? Do i get the 'Samsung Galaxy S II' or 'iPhone 4s'? Hmm...
I can't make up my mind? Do i get the 'Samsung Galaxy S II' or 'iPhone 4s'? Hmm...
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:52PM KnockOfRages said
I love the continuing irony of people name-checking government control conspiracies, then pushing ideologies for more government control. Occupy Wall Street!
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 4:39AM runnergunner42 said
@KnockOfRages I have no clue how thats relevant to GLaDOSsiri
do you?
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do you?
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 6:54PM houstons85 said
One of the smartest moves they could make is release special voice downloads for Siri, like the Garmin folks do with their GPS line.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:17PM Shadowbender said
I'm awaiting apps that replicate something this phenomenal. Every gamer who's played Portal and witnessed Siri naturally thought "GLaDOS".
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:24PM (Unverified) said
I have Tasker programmed on my Android phone to play semi-random turret sound bites for almost every little thing ("Shutting down...", "Hello...Friend", "Put me down!"). My friends who played Portal think it's awesome.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:28PM kilroy214 said
Do want.
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 7:29PM Prboi said
Soon you won't even need a phone!
Posted: Oct 7th 2011 9:06PM JohnDM said
I'm seeing little reason to jailbreak the 4S, but if this was available I would jump on it like a crazy man. I like how all the video segments feature a white iphone, which is what I want.
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 12:48AM Trekkie2063 said
APPLE-TURE SCIENCE!!!!! :D
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 4:12AM ecliptic said
ok
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 4:21AM ecliptic said
you guys a hypocritical useless sloths of society... your bias and lack of imagination is disturbing to me.. because of you society will move onto the future at a slower pace. What apple is doing here will be copied and attempted by many other companies and don't do this to begin with because of you're Neanderthal mentality. Are you afraid of magic losers? Come on.. seriously, you would probably be all over this if it was a droid thing and you'd say its better then apple.. or claim they came up with it first. Your all sad sad losers.
PS: Im from New york and I always hear people on their phones.. or talking to each other.. what are you going to do about that? Siri is a help tool.. not someone to have a convo with. I know thats probably the first thing that pops in your head.. wishing a girl would talk to you. losers.
PS: Im from New york and I always hear people on their phones.. or talking to each other.. what are you going to do about that? Siri is a help tool.. not someone to have a convo with. I know thats probably the first thing that pops in your head.. wishing a girl would talk to you. losers.
Posted: Oct 8th 2011 1:32PM pw38 said
Portal coolness aside this is just more examples of taking what at first seem to be cool ideas, talking to your phone, and them actually turning out to be pretty obnoxious in real life. I can't wait until I start seeing people talk to their iphones. Yay.








