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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 9:42PM Assmar said

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That drawing is effing TERRIBLE!

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 9:58PM JB said

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@Assmar

She looks more like Soccer Mom Target Raider than Tomb Raider there.

From hot and badass chick to total ditz in one drawing.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:26PM pluupy said

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@brettjr25
No, but he said that she definitely looks like the type to gullibly buy everything from Target.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2011 2:54AM sigma8 said

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@JB
I'm pretty sure that happens to everyone when they're self-shooting a FB profile pic. Evidence abounds.
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Posted: Oct 31st 2011 4:59AM pcgneurotic said

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@JB

I agree. She started life as a young, lithe, athletic posh Keira Knightley, and now she's a Brazzers.com MILF. :(
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Posted: Oct 31st 2011 5:25PM JB said

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@brettjr25

I like Target. Have shopped there plenty of times. There is nothing wrong with Target.

Lara Croft, in THIS drawing, looks like she belongs at Target. This is not the Lara Croft we all met back in the mid 90s. She's sold out, yo!
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 9:45PM CommanderShawn said

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the best picture is the one when u first get the page and right click the page and press view background image

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:48PM Mach2 said

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@CommanderShawn
This man speaks the truth.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 9:49PM CaptainProtonX said

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15 years of juvenile, breast-obsessed, cartoon porn...thank you, Lara. Thank you.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 9:51PM Dantheman212 said

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Agreed.

She looks more Latino (or some weird hyprid) than actual Lara, you know she reminds me more of Penélope Cruz.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 4:16AM zubieta said

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@Dantheman212
Her original name was supposed to be "Laura Cruz" who was of hispanic origin and was akin to exploring all those long-forgotten ruins and stuff, but they thought the non-english name would cause the character to lose appeal on people and instead made her british with her name as "Lara Croft", its real, look it up hehehe
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:07PM INTRO said

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Pretty odd picture, especially with her right nipple hard.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:21PM DevilSei said

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@INTRO

I guess that side is just really cold...?
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:50PM wunwunx said

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@INTRO
...It's a shirt fold. :eyeroll:
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:03PM Heffer Wolfe said

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@wunwunx

That is definitely a nipple.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:20PM pluupy said

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@INTRO
That is one tiny nipple.

...a mole?
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Posted: Oct 31st 2011 12:59AM Heffer Wolfe said

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@pluupy

You've never seen boobs before, have you?
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Posted: Oct 31st 2011 2:49AM kentuckyfried said

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@INTRO

Did any of you guys actually make it to the gallery, as opposed to oggling that first image with the nipple?

Anyhow, it is weird, THO doesn't occur singly.
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:14PM LunarAura said

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I'm not gonna sexualize this at all.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:21PM (Unverified) said

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Are any of the games actually good? Haven't played any of them myself except for the demo for the first one long ago. Wasn't impressed.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:21PM pluupy said

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...dude. Did you just ask if TOMB RAIDER games were any good?
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Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:34PM HighFiveJesus said

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I've given enough money to Swarovski....

More than enough.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 10:53PM freelancer91 said

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So by this time, Laura Croft is approaching 40 years old....putting here well within the territory of being a Cougar....hmmmm.....

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:23PM pluupy said

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@brettjr25
It's...actually a very nice webpage. You want to return to the age of direct links and simple interfaces? Use MS-DOS.

Posted: Oct 30th 2011 11:27PM pluupy said

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Anime Croft doesn't ...work.
Her breasts are correct, though.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 2:45AM kentuckyfried said

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@brettjr25

It is strangely complicated. Why is a link re-directing us to flickr even involved?

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 3:32AM (Unverified) said

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Wow ! I didn't realize that Tomb Raider is 15 ! Time sure does fly by.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 4:36AM Titus8705 said

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A wise man once said, 15 will get you 20.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 4:38AM Brian Griffin said

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@pluupy

It's incredibly clunky and poorly designed. MS DOS looks elegant by comparison. Brett is dead on.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 5:04AM INCSlayer said

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15 is the legal age for sex in sweden so il feel free to think to hard about it :D

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 5:24AM Nasseh said

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Brian Horton's rendition is my favourite.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 8:50AM Geo Holyhart said

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Why did you choose one of the worst pictures from the gallery Joystiq??? That artist is horrible, he didn't capture Laura at all, old or new. That looks like a completely different person, cosplaying or something! Art style has nothing to do with it either.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 10:36AM Riley said

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i like that in this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomb_raider_15/6227477713/
she doesn't seem too terribly worried that a wolf is eating her foot

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 11:02AM Chiren said

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The artwork is really good, but whoever took those images and collated them into the gallery itself was really shoddy.

Clicking "next" should bring you to the next image. You shouldn't have to click next 10 times for each image, passing through successfully higher res versions of the SAME IMAGE just to get to the next artist.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 1:03PM Soiden said

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@brettjr25

Actually, no, you don't have to go to Flick, you can right-click each image and choose 'view image'.
It's still more complicated than old webpages, but not as complicated as you're claiming.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 1:04PM Soiden said

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@Soiden

Ugh. Flickr. Stupid typo.

Posted: Oct 31st 2011 3:38PM Misterlee said

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@brettjr25
Whoever designed that site should be fired. It's an absolute mess of a bad joke of a nightmare.

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