Look, we like seeing an organization desperately flailing in an ill-fated attempt at relevance as much as the next site, but this time PETA has gone too far. The organization has created Mario Kills Tanooki, a 2D platformer that has a skinned tanuki (or raccoon dog, if you prefer) trying to retrieve its outer layer from a flying, blood-spattered Mario.
Taking a swipe at the world's favorite plumber is pretty low, but it's worse in this case because PETA is blatantly lying. As everyone knows from reading the Nintendo Comics System (specifically the "Tanooki Suits Me" story from the Super Mario Bros. line) the Tanooki suit was hand-crafted by a tailor named Tanooki rather than any animal the material was lifted from.
Mario's not an animal abuser, PETA. He's a furry. And for the record, when you manage to make even NMA look sane, you know something's wrong.
For the record, yes, this is a grab for attention and we're making it rain eyeballs. But this is Mario we're talking about. We'd hope that when we're inevitably targeted by a crazy group, you'd leap to our defense too.
Reader Comments (96)
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:51AM Once known as Shadsy said
I was always under the impression that Mario just BECAME the animal. Surely he didn't skin and stretch out a frog for the frog suit, or skin 1000 bees for the bee suit.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:13PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@Undulation
You can skin anything with nipples.
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You can skin anything with nipples.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:30PM DougKaplan said
@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
I have nipples Captain, can you skin me?
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I have nipples Captain, can you skin me?
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:39PM TexRob said
@Once known as Shadsy Some people opened my eyes to PETA not long ago. I never cared one way or another, but it's pretty f'd up. Go do some research is all I will say. PETA does not care about animals. PETA cares about making money based off of people's love for animals. They are not a charity, they are a company, and a really shady one at that.
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Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:04PM Shadow Hog said
@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
So you can skin the Batsuit from Batman & Robin?
...Disregard why you would even WANT to; can it be done?
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So you can skin the Batsuit from Batman & Robin?
...Disregard why you would even WANT to; can it be done?
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:39PM Rocket Raccoon said
@stiqlol
In SMB3 he transformed into it after touching a flying Tanooki suit. In SMB3DS it's a leaf. SO: Yes :D
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In SMB3 he transformed into it after touching a flying Tanooki suit. In SMB3DS it's a leaf. SO: Yes :D
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:44PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@DougKaplan
I can always try...
:dims lights:
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I can always try...
:dims lights:
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 7:20PM ShivanSwordsman said
@stiqlol
I got a score of 33 seconds.... what? I was bored... besides, it was kinda neat getting back to basics. Even if it was at the home of a bunch of psychopathic ecoterrorists that would rather animals have more rights than humans, much less the hidden agenda that their animal love is just a way to jerk people's knees and get money out of them. I'm personally sick of this "Save the Animals" and "Save the Children" agendas.
Everyone who uses those cheers are just doing it to get free money, or get people to vote a certain way or push them towards what they want them to do. It's sickening.
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I got a score of 33 seconds.... what? I was bored... besides, it was kinda neat getting back to basics. Even if it was at the home of a bunch of psychopathic ecoterrorists that would rather animals have more rights than humans, much less the hidden agenda that their animal love is just a way to jerk people's knees and get money out of them. I'm personally sick of this "Save the Animals" and "Save the Children" agendas.
Everyone who uses those cheers are just doing it to get free money, or get people to vote a certain way or push them towards what they want them to do. It's sickening.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:51AM shinjix2 said
If we should be boycotting Mario for anything, It should be for his love of Furries
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:19PM Morisato13 said
@shinjix2
Not going to lie... I like the blood drenched post apocalypse version of mario world... it's too bad nintendo will never make a super mario apocalypse world.
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Not going to lie... I like the blood drenched post apocalypse version of mario world... it's too bad nintendo will never make a super mario apocalypse world.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:32PM WiredKnight said
@shinjix2
I gotta say, it was a little weird to read an article defending Mario, and them see them call him a furry.
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I gotta say, it was a little weird to read an article defending Mario, and them see them call him a furry.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:51AM sparkster said
Even after watching the video I still don't know if this is a joke or not....
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:51AM bloodlinejake said
Silly Peta.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:52AM Calatia said
PETA is 21 years too late to be bother by this. Also, Super Mario Bros. 3 is now old enough to buy it's own beer. Yikes!
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:52AM RickGhastly said
People for the Egregious Trolling of All.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:54AM pacmanwu said
Quoting Team Meat:
"How many Peta members does it take to change a lightbulb?.... None, Peta can't change anything"
"How many Peta members does it take to change a lightbulb?.... None, Peta can't change anything"
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:54AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
If they're going to bitch about anything, shouldn't they be bitching about the turtles? And seriously, relax PETA, Mario is essentially a vegetarian with all the mushrooms and flowers he eats.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:02PM Hank Hill said
@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
I don't think you can accuse PETA of overreacting, Mr "People who pollute rivers are literally worse than Hitler".
Have you ever thought of becoming captain Propane instead? Propane is a completely pollution-free fuel, when produced and utilised in the correct manner. It just has to be treated with respect.
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I don't think you can accuse PETA of overreacting, Mr "People who pollute rivers are literally worse than Hitler".
Have you ever thought of becoming captain Propane instead? Propane is a completely pollution-free fuel, when produced and utilised in the correct manner. It just has to be treated with respect.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:04PM TheShaper said
@Captain Planet Planeteer Power
I'm gonna have to go ahead and correct you. If they wanna bitch about something, shouldn't they be bitching about something that is at least slightly related to real life?
Seriously, PETA has managed to be even dumber than those backyard companies trying to sue the big ones every now and then.
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I'm gonna have to go ahead and correct you. If they wanna bitch about something, shouldn't they be bitching about something that is at least slightly related to real life?
Seriously, PETA has managed to be even dumber than those backyard companies trying to sue the big ones every now and then.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:16PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@Hank Hill
I'm more of a coal guy.
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I'm more of a coal guy.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:33PM Faceless Troll said
@TheShaper Peta's connection to reality has always been tenuous, they're the liberal equivalent of the WBC. (Says the blatant lefty).
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Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:00PM tendoboy1984 said
@Hank Hill
I so read that in Hank Hill's voice.
Anyways, PETA is indeed a shady organization that shouldn't even be considered an animal rights group. They are not in the same league as Humane Society, ASPCA, etc.
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I so read that in Hank Hill's voice.
Anyways, PETA is indeed a shady organization that shouldn't even be considered an animal rights group. They are not in the same league as Humane Society, ASPCA, etc.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:21PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said
@Hank Hill
This is one of the best comments posted on Joystiq ever. I wish I could upvote you further.
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This is one of the best comments posted on Joystiq ever. I wish I could upvote you further.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:55AM AntsPai said
Surely PETA is breaking copyright law by using Mario in this game and using intellectual property throughout and in the title, cease and desist this shit and sue PETA, that will shut them up.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:36PM Space Cobra said
@Vladeon
People can make fun and satire PETA right back with the same tools. Not too hard.
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People can make fun and satire PETA right back with the same tools. Not too hard.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:28PM WiredKnight said
@Space Cobra
Not that we need to. They do a good enough job making themselves look stupid.
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Not that we need to. They do a good enough job making themselves look stupid.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 2:42PM BlazeKing said
@Vladeon
"In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon."
This isn't satire, it's defamation of (virtual) Character. Satire is funny. Satire is Stephen Colbert.
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"In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon."
This isn't satire, it's defamation of (virtual) Character. Satire is funny. Satire is Stephen Colbert.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:55AM Father Of Noise said
I thought a tanooki was a mythical creature that disguised itself with its own massive ball sack. Seriously.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:02PM tendoboy1984 said
@Father Of Noise
I guess Mario's raccoon tail isn't really a tail at all... Whipping enemies with his massive furry dick...
Oh God now I have that picture stuck in my head!
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I guess Mario's raccoon tail isn't really a tail at all... Whipping enemies with his massive furry dick...
Oh God now I have that picture stuck in my head!
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 2:04PM MatthewBlackwell said
@Father Of Noise - It's pretty offensive that they don't know the cultural tradition behind the Tanooki. Someone needs to mail PETA a copy of Pom Poko post-haste!
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Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:58AM TraceurRyuk Part III said
I have to admit though, some of the games on PETA's site are pretty funny. I'm particularly fond of the one that makes Cooking Mama look like a satanist.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:20PM TraceurRyuk Part III said
@TraceurRyuk Part III
Also, this Mario game is hard as shit.
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Also, this Mario game is hard as shit.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 11:59AM Undulation said
Me and PETA share a common love - animals. I think they taste great.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:03PM Undulation said
@Undulation
Nevermind. Just watched that video and it was kinda wrong. I know how PETA and people can skew footage and material but the blinking skinned animal was a bit much.
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Nevermind. Just watched that video and it was kinda wrong. I know how PETA and people can skew footage and material but the blinking skinned animal was a bit much.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 1:05PM tendoboy1984 said
@Undulation
The thing is, PETA is going about this all wrong. It is good to treat animals with respect and dignity, but using scare tactics to push your views on people is not the way to go.
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The thing is, PETA is going about this all wrong. It is good to treat animals with respect and dignity, but using scare tactics to push your views on people is not the way to go.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 3:16PM Undulation said
@AntsPai
Click the Peta source button just under the article. It's not pleasant.
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Click the Peta source button just under the article. It's not pleasant.
Posted: Nov 16th 2011 12:03PM Octoplus said
Good thing PETA didn't see my daughter dress up as a chicken this year for Halloween.







