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Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:05PM Eniko said

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Well in the first place, aren't these Kupo transforming? pushing fantasy to the limit, I'm fine with that...

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:07PM Frostblade10 said

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I love Final Fantasy but for some reason, when I see these "transforming" weapons, I just want to bash them. They just seem so uninspired. Though, I guess if anything, they're inspired by the series' characters' often spikey hairstyles.

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:26PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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Now all we need is for Mr. Expert Dual Bladesman/Spear Thrower to comment and tell us all exactly what is wrong with this and how it could never work.

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:42PM bunnyraven said

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@King Johngie the Fourth

LOL, let me try...

*ahem*HACK HACK*ahem*
Well, as we can all clearly see, the spring-loaded mechanism used for the so-called 'transformation' cannot fit nor be strong enough to maintain its form during prolonged use. Therefore, instead of a spowrd (a term I've coined specifically for this unexpected development in the hand weaponry field) I propose we turn to a more traditional weapon, such as this:

http://www.stroom.nl/gfx/uploads/web0138_RHE.jpg

*quietly walks away*

*whispers*I think spowrds are super duper cool *mumbles*
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Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 8:00PM King Johngie the Fourth said

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@bunnyraven

Holy shit that was too funny. I was still laughing 20 minutes later. You win the internet for today, congrats.
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Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:35PM KenobiEagle said

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I'm sad at the exclusivity of all these preorder bonuses, but I know that weapons with names like Genji and Muramasa will be attainable in-game through normal means because that's how it always is with FF games. That said, HOLY CRAP these transforming weapons are so bad-A!

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 6:40PM KenobiEagle said

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I'm sad at the exclusivity of all these preorder bonuses, but I know that weapons with names like Genji and Muramasa will be attainable in-game through normal means because that's how it always is with FF games. That said, HOLY CRAP these transforming weapons are so bad-A!

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 8:17PM Tinkus said

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Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 8:31PM Helghast102 said

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"a combination dual-blade and spear weapon for Noel that increases chain bonuses in battle."

Do we even know what Noels primary role is anyway? I don't particularly care for this if he was, say, a Commando.

Posted: Nov 22nd 2011 9:06PM bm111 said

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Now that FF has finally been infected with this kind of dlc crap, the series is officially dead to me. After FFXIII, I thought there was nowhere to go but up, but FFXIII-2 is gonna have to reel in all 10's or something to get me interested anymore.

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