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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:34PM frr171 said

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I see "Lusty Argonian Maid" makes a return.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:47PM Special Agent Steve said

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@frr171
It's what I read before I go to bed.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:53PM DevilSei said

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@frr171

What can I say, she's REALLY good at polishing them spears and cleaning up carpets.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:35PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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@frr171

It's hard to stop a Tamrielian best seller that's over 200 years old.

http://www.herpy.net/gallery/data/media/42/lusty_argonian_maid.jpg
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 9:48PM PedoJokerBear said

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@Stevetrop Man of Mystery

dude i dont even....what are these sensations im feeling....
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 10:04PM PrinceWitherdick said

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@PedoJokerBear Some call it love. I call it naughty lizard sex.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:37PM Doctalen said

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Guess I collected all these books in skyrim for nothing
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:40PM BinaryTB said

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Are they a good read? or only if you're totally into Elder Scrolls lore? I've played all the games, but don't think I'm a lore-addict though (i.e. haven't read any of the Elder Scrolls novels)
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:53PM Doctalen said

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@BinaryTB They're not full books. Mostly up to like 6-7 pages
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:20PM pluupy said

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@BinaryTB
Theyre mostly just short stories and journnals. All of which are ...pretty short.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 5:33PM kentuckyfried said

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@BinaryTB

The standalone segments are well-written. I can't comment on the 7-parters since I haven't found all of them in sequence.

No need to worry about that now though! I'm glad that guy did this, cracks me up when I read this:

" I’ve even gone so far as to break into houses in the middle of the night just to read their books."

I probably would too if I had more lockpicks...it's a bit tougher than in Fallout 3.

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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 7:58PM Prakras TCys said

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@kentuckyfried But isn't it wonderful that they're now using that system? Of course, there was no way they would keep the Oblivion one, but the point remains. Despite being an apprentice, I've been able to successfully pick expert locks in Skyrim, and that's really appreciated.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2011 7:34PM kentuckyfried said

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@Prakras TCys

I'm glad they kept it, but I feel like I'm picking locks with wooden toothpicks. =D

Hope I don't run out of lockpicks. That happened in my first playthrough of Fallout 3 where I couldn't pick locks from lvls 14-20 b/c I couldn't find anymore for the longest time.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:44PM Father Of Noise said

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I made myself a rule that my character HAS to steal every book he comes across, regardless of difficulty or consequence. I have to houses full of books. I was (sorta) planning on reading them someday, but this will make it waaaay more worthwhile.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:49PM Father Of Noise said

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Also, If I were to go back in time a month and tell my Past Self that he would become so hopelessly addicted to a video game that he'd be reading the in-game literature in his spare time, Past Self would probably smother me with a plastic bag right there on the spot. He'd be right to do it, too.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 6:17PM Blackbird said

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@Father Of Noise

I also find it hard to relate to my past self.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:51PM JMC611 said

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I wonder how many people are going to download this purely just for "Lusty Argonian Maid".
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 10:46PM whylekat said

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@JMC611

+1
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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I actually found myself wishing there was an app or something like this for the things you pick up in Deus Ex: Human Revolution. I'd read it all if it was in my phone
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:02PM PR0F3TA said

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I started collecting them just because they looks cool and unique
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:19PM pluupy said

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Well its not like we couldnt already read them ingame and on UESP.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:21PM Faceless Troll said

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I'm surprised Bethesda hasn't sent them a cease and desist already.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 8:57PM B0b said

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@Faceless Troll
They won't it's free advertisement for them
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 3:58PM neal young said

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Good resource if you'd like the books on your e-Reader. Also check out The Imperial Library, which has all the texts from all Elder Scrolls games plus a ton of notes and explanations from fan "librarians." http://www.imperial-library.info/
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 5:34PM kentuckyfried said

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@neal young

thanks.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 5:33PM TheRealLawrence said

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reading sucks. a huh huh uhuh uhuh huh.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 6:00PM Darki Dreamside said

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Real men collect all the in-game books and read them from their personal library.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 6:30PM arawk said

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Cats of Skyrim is always a good read.
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Posted: Nov 26th 2011 6:51PM (Unverified) said

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I have a similar projects at http://www.arcanaeum.com/

It has all the books in a simple, clean but stylistic format. Makes it easy to read the books on your laptop, tablet or phone.
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Posted: Nov 27th 2011 4:09AM Drew Daddi said

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Post of the year thank u jessica
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Posted: Nov 27th 2011 7:10AM SoldierShredder said

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@dszfsfkljhui
FU
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Posted: Nov 27th 2011 8:25AM Nook said

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got the epub, thansk for this - now I have a use for my kobo. time to charge it up!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 6:08AM vonstalhein said

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There is a god. Ok, he lives as the embodiment of collective geeks' desire but nevertheless...
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 6:22PM gevenstaines said

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wait... taco bell is NOT the worst fate imaginable?
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