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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:26PM The Pork said

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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:23PM NaeemTHM said

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@The Pork

No sir, THIS is all:

youtu.be/qHL2Cpb1618
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:29PM Eniko said

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They are finally turning the prototype into a product now? I hope it comes in purple.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:32PM jsx92 said

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Great. Hopefully it's not the sole interface of the next Xbox because I really prefer the Xbox controller over the DualShock and don't want to have to switch because Microsoft is trying to pull a Nintendo.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:37PM Co said

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@jsx92

You are everything that is wrong in gaming today.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:49PM Calatia said

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@jsx92 I agree with you completely. I prefer a physical controller over the ridiculous motion gaming fad of the past few years.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:50PM Calatia said

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@Co No, you are.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:51PM Negatron said

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@Co

Actually he is right on the money. There is nothing wrong with adding options to gaming but drastic changes that force on to learn a new format, when the changes aren't flawless is idiotic. If there was nothing but waggle control on your beloved Wii, it would have been an utter failure. It still is in my eyes, selling well for its low price point at the start.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:17PM (Unverified) said

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@Negatron like the switch to analog? it was far from flawless and didnt really take off until this current generation.

lol then again it's no mouse and keyboard.

you can go so many directions with this motion control era of gaming.
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Posted: Nov 29th 2011 9:06AM Grimbear13 said

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@Co
This
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:32PM Ryguy226 said

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Does this mean that the Kinect 2 will become self-aware at some point in time?

It won't be Skynet that will cause Judgement day, but rather Microsoft.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:53PM dan828 said

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@Ryguy226 We can only hope. I mean, we can all picture a scenario where humanity is saved at the last second when MS Skynet blue screens just when it's about to launch the nuclear holocaust.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:15PM carbonize said

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@dan828 The 1990s called asking could they have their cliché back.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:58PM The Scout said

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@carbonize

The 00's called. They want their joke back.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 5:03PM Design by Adrian said

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@Ryguy226 Does it come with Bonzi Buddy?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:33PM foxhound said

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Oh gawd, it's gonna watch me Wii!

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:33PM A Sandwich said

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Is "horny" an "emotional state"?

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:38PM Co said

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@A Sandwich

Only with females.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:31PM jackal said

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@A Sandwich

During a game of video Uno:

A Sandwich uses: Boner

No effect!

Audience uses: report TOS violation

It's super effective!

Your account has been terminated!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:43PM Electrium said

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COTY. That's comment of the year, folks.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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It's going to have to do more than that for me to buy it. It better scoop ****, too, because the first version is just that: a steaming pile of ****.

Really getting tired of all the hype.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:17PM carbonize said

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@(Unverified) Sounds like someone who doesn't know how to have fun if there ever was one or does the idea of actually having to get off your arse to play a game bring you out in a sweat?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 7:17PM (Unverified) said

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@carbonize No. See, I want something that works with games I actually PLAY. Not Dance, Dance Revolution or WTF-ever kid\lemming games this POS interfaces with.

If I want a workout, I'll do something that actually breaks a sweat. Got it?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:37PM Shadowbender said

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I think MS views Kinect more as they would view a standard computer, where there aren't any definitive iterations, just subtle improvements over the years.

They won't call it Kinect 2, especially with Windows integration coming.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:40PM pabloshong said

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Sup, Telescreens.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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Cooking Momma Kinect?

She helped me make an Omelette on the DS so now she'll be able to see my confused expression and help me understand better what i need to do

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:41PM gwangi said

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I think this says it all.

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/06/05

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:44PM Blizzard said

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As long as:
a) You can play from a range of about 4 feet away from the sensor.
b) Enough titles support it.
Then I'll be happy to get one for the next-gen Xbox to use in addition to a regular controller.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:03PM Mcmax3000 said

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@Blizzard - Honestly, I don't think you'll have a choice but to get one if you get a next gen Xbox. I think it'll be included with the system.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:20PM carbonize said

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@Blizzard They've already said the one they are releasing for Windows will have a closer range on it so I think this one definitely will.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:46PM baby sea tuna said

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This better be way off since this thing is literally like 1 year old. Let's not talk about new hardware while the body is still warm, so to speak. I don't want to be pissed about my decision to buy two of these in a year if there's a revision right around the corner.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:58PM Negatron said

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@baby sea tuna

I see your point, but any savvy Joystiq person such as yourself could see the Kinects latency and assume a newer one would be in order. The question is when?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:05PM xreadmore said

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@baby sea tuna
Ever hear of an iPhone?
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:07PM baby sea tuna said

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@Negatron

Oh, of course, I'd always assumed there'd be another/better one coming in the future... I'm just not quite ready to *hear* that there's another/better one coming in the future.

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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:10PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@xreadmore if MS goes the Apple route with yearly refreshes on their console and other hardware, they will be losing customers left and right. People are already talking trash about having to buy another console in a couple of years, even tho the current gen is going on 7 years old. The techie in me would LOVE to see it....but the consumer in me would hate it.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:15PM baby sea tuna said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

Honestly, Apple's yearly iPhone cycle wouldn't bother me nearly enough if A) We weren't held hostage by 2 year phone contracts and B) if there was some sort of buyback/trade-up program for last year's model. But, since people are going to accept and buy into the cycle, there's no reason for them to change.

Part of the reason I jumped ship for WP7, but I'm sure it'll end up business as usual there too.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:34PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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@baby sea tuna
You're only "held hostage" if you want a cheap phone. Don't want a contract? You can buy an unlocked phone; the iPhone 4s starts at $650.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:49PM SuperSci said

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Correction:

Rumor: Kinect 2 to read lips, make french fries, soak up nasty spills, still not be of any use as a gaming-device

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:50PM Calatia said

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@SuperSci Truth!
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:53PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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read lips?

so how will it be able to tell the difference from "mail" and "bail" ?? even people who have been reading lips for years can't always tell that

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:08PM NullSpace0 said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

Don't forget, the Kinect already has a microphone. So this will be another data point to help improve the voice recognition, it won't have to be used exclusively without auditory input.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:28PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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@NullSpace0 maybe. But I honestly don't see what the point of reading lips is if its going to determine what was said from the Audio anyways.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:24PM carbonize said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi - We all read lips to some extent anyway. I remember a test years ago where they recorded video of the man repeatedly saying something like gate and then audio of him saying bait to the same cadence and when you watched it your mind made you think he was saying date.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 2:24PM Truant said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi

Pretty sure they are talking about the technical capabilities of the device, not so much about its application/utility. If it can "read lips, detect the direction a player is facing and recognize his or her emotional state" then it'll be up to game/app devs to utilize or ignore certain features.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 3:46PM NullSpace0 said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi
Because it determine better by using both. For instance, if the current voice recognition is 95% accurate (made up number), add in lip reading to disambiguate (and to help differentiate when 2 or more people are talking at once) and maybe it gets up to 99% (made up number).
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 4:08PM Fermie Prime said

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@Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi
If Kinect 2 is sophisticated enough to read lips, its not a stretch to say it can read eye movement at some point.

Eye tracking people, eye tracking.
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 12:56PM Once known as Shadsy said

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We all knew it was coming. I was glad to put money behind the original to see what came of it. and I'll probably buy this one too if it's the serious upgrade that we all hope it's going to be.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:02PM (Unverified) said

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I can see workout games getting brutal.
Kinect2: Really ***hole? We spent 10 min doing exercises and now you are sitting on your fat a** playing MW3 and eating a pizza. A WHOLE PIZZA. I can see the grease dripping down your face and the tears in your eyes from the guilt you hold.

Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:09PM Roxas560 said

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T~T yes master Kinect... i know not what is best for i am a weak mortal
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Posted: Nov 28th 2011 1:05PM baddates77 said

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I'm a bit skeptical about whether or not a revision of Kinect will actually be produced. The original isn't exactly setting the world on fire. But then again neither did the stupid Tony Hawk game with the skateboard and there was still a sequel to it so maybe Microsoft will give it another shot.

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