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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:19PM Starsmore said

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"Otherwise, you'll be thinking about how to live your life until you turn 26."

I see what you did there. Hah!

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:21PM kbeehaze said

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@Co lol best comment ever, cuz its true.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:30PM Fearmonkey said

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@Co - Yes all those Playstation home female stalkers that happened when PS home was released shows that PS users are sooooo much better....
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:37PM Vidikron said

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@Fearmonkey

He's a Nintendo fanboy.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:40PM Fearmonkey said

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@Vidikron - Somehow that makes his comment even better lol.....
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 4:16PM Master Troll said

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@Co

You fail.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 6:28PM OnToGloryReturns said

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@Co

Or a Wii owner
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:20PM PSBuckshot said

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I'm not a COD fan but I'm glad they're banning the people who ruin the game for everyone else.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:50PM Prakras TCys said

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@PSBuckshot well it sure sounds like they can afford it
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 4:31PM MrClickerson said

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@PSBuckshot

Shouldn't they be banning themselves for producing such a mediocre experience?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 5:49PM SlyBeast said

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@MrClickerson

Agreed. I find it funny that they ban folks for cheating but all those ridiculous kill streaks and lame perks are essentially cheat codes themselves.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 9:11PM Warlock234 said

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@SlyBeast
That makes no sense.... It's all a part of the game, killstreaks and perks are what make CoD what it is, they aren't "cheat codes" from Rogue Squadron, little buddy.
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Posted: Dec 15th 2011 1:35AM Mal F4cti0n said

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@SlyBeast

Well, how about every game only gives every player a spit ball gun for every MP game here on out. By your logic, an RPG is essentially a cheat weapon?

PS - I thought your comment was stupid.
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Posted: Dec 15th 2011 1:36AM Mal F4cti0n said

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@SlyBeast
Well, how about every game only gives every player a spit ball gun for every MP game here on out. By your logic, an RPG is essentially a cheat weapon?

PS - I thought your comment was stupid
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:20PM SmashZilla said

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...or 300 days until the next game comes out.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:23PM Oddgirl said

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The truth.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:44PM Razer922 said

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@SmashZilla You know, I'd love to see those bans carry over.
Or maybe just turn into a general XBL/PSN ban?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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@Razer922
Well you'd hope that a ban would teach them a lesson...
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:03PM tendoboy1984 said

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@Razer922

Agreed.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:29PM Greyfoxtypezero said

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@Razer922 I think with PSN you have to be a mega douche over multiple titles to get an account ban, as I can only recall one public instance of such a jackass getting a system ban.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:20PM 8bitartist said

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@Greyfoxtypezero GeoHotz? haha
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 4:01PM Klearwater Killer said

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@SmashZilla
Nailed it.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:20PM RasenganFury said

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Nice article lol. Loved the ending.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! Because all COD players are 13! BAHAHAHA!!!1!

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:52PM Sylath said

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Uh oh, that one hit a little close to home, didn't it?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:34PM isoperimetry said

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@(Unverified)

Chill out... maybe the joke was that only 13 year olds would do something stupid enough for a permanent ban.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:22PM BluEShad3 said

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50 000 people used to play here

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:33PM MastrCake said

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@BluEShad3 Now they're playing Ghost Recon.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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@BluEShad3
Now it's a ghost server...
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:25PM Cavall said

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On the plus side, by then you can play COD 16,

It will still be the same game.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:49PM Dropeti said

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@Cavall
Or you could just wait until next year and play the next one when it comes out.
And if you get banned in that one again you know there is always the next year, with a brand-new Call of Duty experience never seen before.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:02PM tendoboy1984 said

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@Dropeti

What they should do to stop those dirty COD cheaters is ban the entire Xbox Live account. That way the cheaters won't pop up again in future COD games.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:43PM StarcasM said

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@Cavall and DICE will still try to make Battlefield JUST LIKE C.O.D.

Your move.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:56PM Courtney said

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@Cavall

Wouldn't we be on CoD 21 in 13 years?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 4:42PM MrClickerson said

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@StarcasM

If anything, its CoD that tries to copy Battlefield with their poor attempt at classes (the 3rd one copied to a T, I believe, with medic and support classes and such) and the move to a modern setting (they didn't do this until 2 years after Battlefield 2 was released). If you can't appreciate Battlefield, that's fine- a lot of people can't get accustomed when they've been stuck with a wannabe twitch shooter (a pathetic excuse for one- makes me sick when people actually consider CoD a twitch shooter), but to say that its trying to be like CoD, shows you truly don't know what you're talking about.

Your move, troll.
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Posted: Jan 17th 2012 4:31PM savenelson said

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@Dropeti
How'd you get your Motorola HT820 to play PS3 game sounds?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:26PM Red Deer said

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Ha! Love the 26 joke. Joystiq sure does know how to make me smile sometimes :D

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:27PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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Here's hoping EA has their ban stick ready of a flood of CoD cheating assholes try to flood BF3

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 2:01PM tendoboy1984 said

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@Stevetrop Man of Mystery

It's called a "banhammer" not a ban stick. >_>
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 5:19PM MrClickerson said

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@tendoboy1984

Depends on what part of the internet you're from... Its been referred to the ban stick just as much as it has the ban hammer.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 5:29PM xenophy said

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@tendoboy1984
theyre not old enough for the ban stick yet. They try to use that and Chris Hansens gonna be knocking on their door
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:29PM Lectre said

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26 and a half. Haha douchebags.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 10:21PM (Unverified) said

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@Lectre
no, 26
they are clearly talking about 12-1/2 year olds
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Posted: Dec 15th 2011 2:03AM (Unverified) said

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@Lectre
Is 26 and half.... not just 26 years old?
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:30PM Jessifer said

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Yaaaay, glad to see they're actually keeping their word on it.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:34PM Darklink2009 said

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They better be careful. Might not be long before there are only a few dozen players left.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:37PM Duke said

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So, that screen shot demonstrates that JC was banned? Heck, I thought you would have been over 13 too. Well, I guess we all learned a lot today.

Posted: Dec 14th 2011 3:15PM Duke said

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@Duke

It was a joke.
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Posted: Dec 14th 2011 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, the tongue-in-cheek in this article was delicious. I'll have seconds.

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