Joystiq http://www.joystiq.com Joystiq http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/http://www.joystiq.com/media/feedlogo.gif Joystiq http://www.joystiq.com en-us Copyright 2009 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/<![CDATA[Massively goes where no blog's gone before with Star Trek Online]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/28/massively-goes-where-no-blogs-gone-before-with-star-trek-online/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/28/massively-goes-where-no-blogs-gone-before-with-star-trek-online/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/28/massively-goes-where-no-blogs-gone-before-with-star-trek-online/#comments Our brief time with Star Trek Online at PAX 2009 offered us a glimpse of the Starfleet's glossy spacecrafts and some player vs. environment gameplay. Recently, our MMO-loving sister site Massively got a chance to see how the other half lives. That is to say, the wrinkle-headed half, and the competitive half. That is to say, Klingons (the eeeeevil faction) and player vs. player combat.

Check out Massively's write-up to get more gooey, insider baseball-filled details about the Klingons' impressive arsenal, and to find out how PvP skirmishes unfold.

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[GAME Watch]
Yes, the year technically isn't over yet -- but let's be honest: Nobody's going to be buying any new games over the next four days. As such, Dengeki publisher ASCII Media Works thought it appropriate to track the 30 best-selling games in Japan for 2009. Or, rather, 99 percent of 2009.

There aren't too many big surprises; Dragon Quest IX took top honors with 4,089,136 units sold, and Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver came in second with 3,301,873 in sales. Despite having only been out for a little over a week, Final Fantasy XIII actually managed a sixth place finish with 1,455,505 units sold. Check out the full list of top-selling games after the jump.

[Via Kotaku]

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>ascii-media-worksdengekidragon-quest-ixfinal-fantasy-xiiijapanpokemon-heart-goldsalessoftwareMon, 28 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Japanese hardware sales, Dec. 14 - Dec. 20: Final Fantastic edition]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-14-dec-20-final-fantastic-edit/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-14-dec-20-final-fantastic-edit/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-14-dec-20-final-fantastic-edit/#comments As you already know, the launch of Final Fantasy XIII was met with record-breaking sales success for the game and the platform upon which it's played. However, you may not know the ripple effect the uber-anticipated RPG had on the rest of the Japanese economy. Let us examine this phenomenon in our traditional style:

- Hair styling products: 36,818 11,511 (45.49% )
- Preposterously large swords: 19,115 14,447 (309.49% )
- Gaudy chain necklaces: 56,701 33,776 (147.33%)
- Entire outfits made out of belts: 17,846 4,409 (32.81 )
- Richard K. Schnopp's self-help book, "How to Speak Succinctly": 11 4,509 (99.76%)

- PS3: 237,086 162,000 (215.75%)
- Wii: 191,915 56,017 (41.22%)
- DSi: 95,227 27,043 (39.66%)
- PSP: 79,194 7,309 (10.17%)
- DSi LL: 75,241 17,235 (29.71%)
- DS Lite: 12,879 1,503 (13.21%)
- Xbox 360: 8,965 1,681 (15.79%)
- PSP Go: 3,260 183 (5.95%)
- PS2: 2,982 519 (21.07%)

[Source: Media Create]

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Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>japanesehardwaresalesSun, 27 Dec 2009 21:30:00 EST<![CDATA[3D Realms teases 'numerous' upcoming Duke Nukem projects]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/3d-realms-teases-numerous-upcoming-duke-nukem-projects/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/3d-realms-teases-numerous-upcoming-duke-nukem-projects/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/3d-realms-teases-numerous-upcoming-duke-nukem-projects/#comments The reports of Duke Nukem's demise have been greatly exaggerated. Though Forever has been jettisoned into the inky blackness of the vaporware realm, leading to a court struggle over the Nukem IP, 3D Realms CEO Scott Miller still sees a future for the foul-mouthed hero. "The next few years should see a strong resurgence in Duke," Miller mentioned in a recent interview with new gaming mag Gamesauce. "There are numerous other Duke games in various stages of development, several due out this year."

Miller later added, "We are definitely looking to bring Duke into casual gaming spaces, plus there are other major Duke games in production." Wait, casual Duke games? Like ... FarmDuke? BeDuked Twist? Diner Duke? The possibilities are endless! (And horrifying.)

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>gamestopholidayoffersaleSun, 27 Dec 2009 16:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Zelda Reorchestrated project completes Ocarina of Time score remake]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/zelda-reorchestrated-project-completes-ocarina-of-time-score-rem/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/zelda-reorchestrated-project-completes-ocarina-of-time-score-rem/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/27/zelda-reorchestrated-project-completes-ocarina-of-time-score-rem/#comments On Christmas day six years ago, one boy had a legitimate dream: To recreate the soundtrack for The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, making it sound like it was recorded by live musicians. Three-fifths of a decade passed, and the boy became a man. More importantly, the Zelda Reorchestrated project produced its first succulent fruits: A 22-track compilation of Ocarina's tunes, as performed by a virtual philharmonic.

You can stream some of the tracks off the Zelda Reorchestrated site, or download the entire shebang for free. Or, you can just wait for the group to recreate the timeless music of Wand of Gamelon, which should be just around the corner.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>bookwormcasualpeggleplants-vs-zombiespopcapsalezumaSun, 27 Dec 2009 11:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Mass Effect 2's save game import features explained]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/26/mass-effect-2s-save-game-import-features-explained/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/26/mass-effect-2s-save-game-import-features-explained/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/26/mass-effect-2s-save-game-import-features-explained/#comments This past summer, we learned that Mass Effect 2 players could import save files from the previous entry in the franchise, bringing all of the decisions made in the first game into the sequel. But are decisions capable of decimating hordes of insidious, robotic invaders? No, boosted stats and abilities are -- and according to a recent forum post from BioWare Community Coordinator Chris Priestly, players who import their saves will get access to these as well.

Of course, you won't be able to play as your super-high-level Shepard when you import -- however, the higher your character's level was when you finished Mass Effect, the better bonuses your Mass Effect 2 Shepard will receive. Some of the bonuses mentioned include extra money or crafting resources when you start the game. In addition, though BioWare has said that the game won't have a "New Game Plus" option, Priestly says that multiple playthroughs with the same Shepard will be possible.

Gallery: Mass Effect 2

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Second and third place went to Nerf Now's "Balance Patch" and Dipswitch's "Dragon Age: Sour Grapes Edition," respectively. If you've got a strip you'd like to see in tomorrow's wrapup, drop a link in the comments, or send in a tip!

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>webcomicFri, 25 Dec 2009 14:30:00 EST<![CDATA[More games released in 2009 than in 2008, barely]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/25/more-games-released-in-2009-than-in-2008-barely/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/25/more-games-released-in-2009-than-in-2008-barely/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/25/more-games-released-in-2009-than-in-2008-barely/#comments Some people have decried the current calendar year for being light on high-quality games -- but they can't frown upon the quantity of titles released in 2009. According to Gamespot, the latest EEDAR GamePulse report reveals that 1,099 games were released to retail outlets throughout the year -- a slight increase over the 1,092 games which hit the market in 2008.

That's not exactly good news -- according to the report, more games (such as Modern Warfare 2) are becoming permanent staples on store shelves, limiting the amount of free space for other new titles. Also, the amount of expendable cash folks have to spend on these games is dwindling. But ... but let's not think about that, okay? It's Christmas. Happy thoughts, you guys.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>2009eedareedar-gamepulsegamepulsejesse-divnichretailFri, 25 Dec 2009 11:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Xbox Live leads Bronx police to prolific, green burglar]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/xbox-live-leads-bronx-police-to-prolific-green-burglar/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/xbox-live-leads-bronx-police-to-prolific-green-burglar/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/xbox-live-leads-bronx-police-to-prolific-green-burglar/#comments (An excerpt from "How The Grinch Robbed 200 Houses and Cars in the Bronx.")

Then he slithered and slunk, with a heart black as onyx,
Around the whole room, stealing all electronics!
Laptops! Fax Machines! iPhones! Three-sixties!
(The latter of which would prove fairly tricky.)
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

And what happened then...?
Well...in Who-ville they say
The Grinch played that Three-sixty,
and without delay --
the Westchester bobbies, with Microsoft's aid,
located the Grinch-lair, and began to invade!
And they brought back the toys! And the tell-tale console!
And the Grinch went to jail. (He'd skipped out on parole.)

[Via HotBloodedGaming]

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>crimedr-seussholidayhow-the-grinch-stole-christmasrhymingthe-grinchtheftxbox-liveThu, 24 Dec 2009 13:45:00 EST<![CDATA[Final Fantasy XIII limit breaks Japanese PS3 software sales record]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/final-fantasy-xiii-limit-breaks-japanese-ps3-software-sales-reco/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/final-fantasy-xiii-limit-breaks-japanese-ps3-software-sales-reco/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/24/final-fantasy-xiii-limit-breaks-japanese-ps3-software-sales-reco/#comments Are you shocked? Probably not, considering we all knew Final Fantasy XIII would make a killing during the initial week of its release. However, the magnitude of the game's success was still a little alarming. Within its first day on the market, it broke one million units, becoming the best-selling PS3 game in Japan. According to Media Create, the game had reached 1,501,964 units by the end of the week, which more than doubled the life-to-date totals of the platform's previous bestseller, Metal Gear Solid 4. It did so in just four days. Great googly moogly!

As you also might have expected, these unprecedented sales also boosted PS3 sales in the region for the week. The platform's sales leaped, much like a gazelle would leap, from 75,086 units sold to 237,086 units (an increase of 215.75 percent). That's an impressive upshot -- but we're not sure it deserves any gibberish exclamations.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>final-fantasy-xiiijapanjapanesehardwaresalesmedia-createrecordrpgsalessonysquare-enixThu, 24 Dec 2009 10:45:00 EST<![CDATA[Somewhat playable N64 emulator released for jailbroken iPhones]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/somewhat-playable-n64-emulator-released-for-jailbroken-iphones/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/somewhat-playable-n64-emulator-released-for-jailbroken-iphones/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/somewhat-playable-n64-emulator-released-for-jailbroken-iphones/#comments Mobile emulation expert ZodTTD's newest project, a Nintendo 64 emulator for jailbroken iPhones, has been released -- and just in time for the holidays, too, allowing you to recreate that one video with those screaming, flailing children. With a miniscule $2.50 price tag and bluetooth support, which allows you to control the emulator with a Wii remote, it would be a pretty great deal. If, you know, it didn't run at a handful of frames per second.

Check out the video after the jump to see the emulator in action, and to decide whether the double-thick molasses-slow gameplay is still worth the price of admission.

[Via Gizmodo]

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>appappleemulatorjailbrokenn64nintendo-64zodttdWed, 23 Dec 2009 22:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Mass Effect 2 cinematic trailer makes us want to skip Christmas]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/mass-effect-2-cinematic-trailer-makes-us-want-to-skip-christmas/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/mass-effect-2-cinematic-trailer-makes-us-want-to-skip-christmas/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/mass-effect-2-cinematic-trailer-makes-us-want-to-skip-christmas/#comments There are no words. This trailer for Mass Effect 2 -- which just happens to be the expanded edition of the trailer teased during IGN's pre-VGA show -- is just completely radical. This particular video is more story-driven than the previous pieces of marketing for the game, giving a bit of backstory into the team Shepard has assembled, then showing that team going to war against a gigantic, sinister spacecraft.

We like to think of ourselves as fans of the holiday season, but we'd be more than happy to skip the next couple of weeks, just so we could be that much closer to Mass Effect 2's January 26 release date.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>biowareeamass-effectmass-effect-2microsoftrpgshootertrailervideoWed, 23 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Aliens vs. Predator Hunter Edition to violently hug your face]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/aliens-vs-predator-hunter-edition-to-violently-hug-your-face/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/aliens-vs-predator-hunter-edition-to-violently-hug-your-face/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/aliens-vs-predator-hunter-edition-to-violently-hug-your-face/#comments It's official -- the new trend for video game special editions is the inclusion of things to put right on your face. For Modern Warfare 2, it was the ever-practical night-vision goggles. For Halo 3, it was a Spartan helmet, which offered cranial protection to the small-of-head. The Aliens vs. Predator Hunter Edition, which was announced for Europe earlier this month but confirmed for a U.S. release earlier today, includes one of the franchise's "facehugger" aliens, which ... well, we bet it serves some utility as well.

For instance, say you've had a really large, luxurious beard for most of your life, then for circumstances beyond your control, you have to shave it. Your face will be so cold and lonely -- but not once it knows the fleshy embrace of the facehugger's unrelenting grasp. Oh, there's other stuff in the special edition too, such as a graphic novel, four extra multiplayer maps and a Weyland Yutani sleeve badge -- but can these bonuses comfort your recently shorn visage? No, they cannot. Check past the jump for the full image of the bundle.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>alienaliens-vs-predatorfacehuggerhunter-editionrebellionsegaspecial-editionWed, 23 Dec 2009 11:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Steam holiday sale is a legitimate Christmas miracle]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/steam-holiday-sale-is-a-legitimate-christmas-miracle/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/steam-holiday-sale-is-a-legitimate-christmas-miracle/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/23/steam-holiday-sale-is-a-legitimate-christmas-miracle/#comments We know we throw the term around quite a bit, but seriously, folks -- "Christmas miracle" is the only way we can explain what's happened to the prices on over 800 games on the Steam storefront. It's like a "Greatest Hits" special of Steam's best sales throughout the year: There are sizable discounts on games from every genre, encheapened bundles of games from a dozen different publishers (including Square Enix and Telltale), and even five super-discounted daily offers (today it's Mirror's Edge, GTA IV and more)!

You simply must go check this sale out if your bank account hasn't been completely obliterated by the holiday shopping rush. Considering the wide, wide scope of the discounts offered, we'd be worried that this was a "Going Out of Business" sale -- a circumstance made entirely unlikely by the amount of monies we've spent on these nefarious Steam sales this year.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>digital-distributiondownloadgrand-theft-auto-ivholidaymirrors-edgesalesteamvalveWed, 23 Dec 2009 11:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Leonard Nimoy lending deep, soothing voice to Star Trek Online]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/leonard-nimoy-lending-deep-soothing-voice-to-star-trek-online/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/leonard-nimoy-lending-deep-soothing-voice-to-star-trek-online/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/leonard-nimoy-lending-deep-soothing-voice-to-star-trek-online/#comments Last week, we received word that Zachary Quinto, who provided the fresh face for Spock in this past summer's Star Trek relaunch, would do the voice of Star Trek Online's "Emergency Medical Hologram tutorial." Today, we received further Spock-based news for the title: According to an Atari press release, Leonard Nimoy will narrate the game's introduction, and can also be heard during cut scenes and other events throughout the game. For instance, he'll offer a brief congratulation when your first Seaman egg hatches.

Of course, this announcement has caused fans of the series anticipate the in-game appearance of "old Spock" -- just as Quinto's involvement brought murmurs of a "new Spock" cameo. The somewhat creepier fans began prophesying hot, hot Spock on Spock action. We generally try not to associate with this latter group, for obvious reasons.

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What is present in the trailer is oodles of style, just as we've come to expect from Gearbox's projects. Check out the video above, then read our preview to find out exactly what Mad Moxxi's problem is. (We're guessing it has something to do with her being completely insane.)

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>borderlands-2dlcgearboxsoftwaremad-moxxis-underdome-riottrailer trashTrailerTrashvideoTue, 22 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Valve beta testing AI opponents in Team Fortress 2]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/valve-beta-testing-ai-opponents-in-team-fortress-2/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/valve-beta-testing-ai-opponents-in-team-fortress-2/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/22/valve-beta-testing-ai-opponents-in-team-fortress-2/#comments If there's going to be a singular battlefield for the war between mankind and a super-advanced artificial intelligence hivemind, we think it's going to be Team Fortress 2. See, the programmers and developers over at Valve have repeatedly proven their technological prowess -- and now that they're working on AI opponents for TF2, accidental self-awareness can't be too far away. "Spy's sappin' my sentry! But why is it my sentry? Can a virtual sentry be owned? Who am I?"

You can check out the early stages of the future destruction of the world by participating in the Team Fortress 2 Bot Beta Test. No download is required -- all you have to do is enter a simple line of code into the console command in the koth_viaduct, koth_sawmill, and koth_nucleus maps. Check out Valve's blog post to learn more about the AI-spawning commands available to you. Whatever you do, make sure you don't enter "haley_joel_osment" into the command line. His love is real, but he is not.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>aiartificial-intelligencebotsfpsmultiplayeronlinesteamteam-fortress-2valveTue, 22 Dec 2009 13:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Japanese hardware sales, Dec. 7 - Dec. 13: Wrap it up edition]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-7-dec-13-wrap-it-up-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-7-dec-13-wrap-it-up-edition/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/japanese-hardware-sales-dec-7-dec-13-wrap-it-up-edition/#comments This is probably our last Japanese sales chart together before you're likely to open presents for the holiday of your choosing -- or perhaps, your mutated fusion holiday, such as Chrismukkah, or Kwamadannukhristivus. As such, we're curious as to what you're hoping to find wrapped up beneath your tree, menorah or Grandpa's ceremonial Kwamadannukhristivus beard. Sure, we expect to hear a few games on your list, but what about other gadgets? Fancy threads and fabrics? Gift certificates for Pottery Barn? Large haunches of various, succulent meats? We need to know. We're gift-giving voyeurs.

The Japanese gaming industry received the greatest gift of all this past week: A spike in consumer activity. Every console's sales -- save the PSP Go -- experienced significant increases. Especially the Wii, which was supported by the neverending font of money that flows from New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as the recently released RPG Tales of Graces. Fun fact: Now there's twelve Tales games in existence. Why, that's one for each of the Twelve Days of Christmas! Or one-fourth of one for each of the Forty-Eight Days of Kwamadannukhristivus. Man, you've gotta get on board with this holiday. It's nuts.

- Wii: 135,898 29,343 (27.54%)
- PS3: 75,086 17,304 (29.95%)
- PSP: 71,885 4,005 (5.90%)
- DSi: 68,814 16,549 (32.05%)
- DSi LL: 58,006 4,215 (7.84%)
- DS Lite: 11,376 3,009 (35.96%)
- Xbox 360: 10,646 5,332 (100.34%)
- PSP Go: 3,077 335 (9.82%)
- PS2: 2,463 186 (8.17%)

[Source: Media Create]

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Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>JapaneseHardwareSalesSun, 20 Dec 2009 21:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Serious Sam 3 seriously planned for 2010 release]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/serious-sam-3-seriously-planned-for-2010-release/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/serious-sam-3-seriously-planned-for-2010-release/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/20/serious-sam-3-seriously-planned-for-2010-release/#comments It's been a while since we last heard about Croteam's upcoming, decidedly non-cartoony shooter, Serious Sam 3 -- fortunately, a recent Destructoid interview with the developer's awesomely-named CEO, Roman Ribaric, has broken the cycle of silence. According to Ribaric, development on Sam's next outing is still on track. "Serious Sam 3 is happening for sure," Ribaric said, later adding, "it is currently planned to be finished in 2010."

We would never wish an ill fate upon anyone with a name as powerful as Roman Ribaric, so we'd like to offer this friendly advice -- finish that stuff in the latter part of the year. We're not kidding. Firmly grasp the first three months of your 2010 calendar, pull down as hard as you possibly can, and then don't release your game during any of the months you're holding. You're welcome in advance.

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Proudly printed on the ad is a lineup of PSP models the accessories are compatible with -- including the PSP-4000. Now, this could just be a mistake on the ad designer's part, or it could be an accidental hint of things to come. Maybe not things as awesome as sky-based personal transportation, but hey -- we'll take what we can get.

[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

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Every Street Fighter fan site ever perked up its ears late last week when Famitsu held a live streaming demo of Super Street Fighter IV. The administrators and visitors of said sites immediately began to pick the bones of the demo clean of important gameplay details -- the most fascinating of which comes from the above still image of the game's character select screen. The alleyway brawling enthusiasts of EventHubs.com discerned from said image that SSF IV will add 10 new characters to the game's roster -- four of which are still unannounced.

You can watch a brief YouTube clip of the Famitsu stream after the jump -- it definitely contains the menu seen above. We've contacted Capcom to find out if these fans' assumptions are accurate.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>capcomcharacter-selectioncharactersfamitsufightingstreet-fighterstreet-fighter-ivsuper-street-fightersuper-street-fighter-ivSun, 20 Dec 2009 13:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Weekly Webcomic Wrapup is delaying the Holidays]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/weekly-webcomic-wrapup-is-delaying-the-holidays/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/weekly-webcomic-wrapup-is-delaying-the-holidays/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/weekly-webcomic-wrapup-is-delaying-the-holidays/#comments There's absolutely no way we'll be able to afford all the games coming out in the first quarter of next year -- however, with a little help from our remarkably wealthy friends and family, we might be able to catch 'em all, so to speak. With that in mind, we're making an Official Joystiq Decree[TM] -- the holiday season has been bumped back to February 21, 2010. To avoid proximity to other holidays, Valentine's Day is ... tomorrow. Please rearrange your schedules and decorations accordingly.

Below are our seven favorite gaming-related webcomics from this past week -- perfect for you to share with a lover on this cold, cold Valentine's Eve. Check them out, and vote for your favorite in the poll after the jump! If we missed any, drop a link in the comments!

The Axiom (Penny Arcade)
Avatar: The Game (Another Videogame Webcomic)
Balance Patch (Nerf Now)
A Mushroom Kingdom Carol Part 6 (Brawl in the Family)
Whistle While You Warp (Digital Unrest)
And We Even Hate The Font (Virtual Shackles)
Dragon Age: Sour Grapes Edition (Dipswitch)

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Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>webcomicSat, 19 Dec 2009 23:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Dark Void dev diary introduces us to 'Teslapunk' technology]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/dark-void-dev-diary-introduces-us-to-teslapunk-technology/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/dark-void-dev-diary-introduces-us-to-teslapunk-technology/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/dark-void-dev-diary-introduces-us-to-teslapunk-technology/#comments Quick question: In a hypothetical war between inventor extraordinaire Nikola Tesla and an advanced race of robots, who would win? The answer is, of course, entirely dependent on the version of Tesla we're talking about. Real-life Tesla stands a pretty good chance -- after all, that debonaire mustache is probably capable of disabling most electronic devices. The safe money's on The Prestige's Tesla, who was played by David Bowie, who can disintegrate any synthetic material using nothing but the power of his rocking.

The Tesla in Dark Void looks like he'd stand a fair chance as well. Check out the above dev diary to see the warring factions of technology present in the game, and to get a few more sweet, sweet glimpses of the title's jetpack-based combat.

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Click to Titan-size
Whoa, now. When we say "ugly," we're not talking about the visual fidelity of the aforementioned Clash of the Titans screenshots. Rather, we're talking about the subjects they depict -- horrible, nether-spawned creatures, covered in uninviting tusks, pincers and fangs. Where are all the beautiful, half-clothed goddesses? The scenic Grecian environments? The looming, meticulously built temples? We're not sure -- but we do know they're not in the gallery below.

Gallery: Clash of the Titans

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>adaptationclash-of-the-titansfilmgallerygame-republicgreecenamco-bandaiscreenshotsSat, 19 Dec 2009 17:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Reminder: Enter to win Joystiq's 'Naughty or Nice' holiday bundles]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/reminder-enter-to-win-joystiqs-naughty-or-nice-holiday-bundl/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/reminder-enter-to-win-joystiqs-naughty-or-nice-holiday-bundl/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/reminder-enter-to-win-joystiqs-naughty-or-nice-holiday-bundl/#comments We sure hope you've entered to win the eight holiday gaming bundles we're offering as prizes in our "Naughty or Nice" sweepstakes -- which, by the way, you can submit entries into once every day. If ludicrous piles of free games (or South Africa-based alien romps) aren't really up your alley, that's just fine. However, you need to appreciate the fact that we could have easily just wrapped this stuff up, placed it undertree, and given it to friends and family as Christmas presents. The money we would've saved as a result could've financed a personal spa tour of Cabo San Lucas.

Check out our giveaway hub to see all the highly giftable loot, as well as the rules, regulations and obligatory legal mumbo-jumbo.

Update: Just to clear up any confusion, you'll need to comment on the actual giveaway posts to be eligible. This post's just a friendly reminder! See, it says so in the headline!

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:30:00 EST<![CDATA[TheSpeedGamers aim to catch every Pokemon in 72 hours for charity]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/thespeedgamers-aim-to-catch-every-pokemon-in-72-hours-for-charit/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/thespeedgamers-aim-to-catch-every-pokemon-in-72-hours-for-charit/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/19/thespeedgamers-aim-to-catch-every-pokemon-in-72-hours-for-charit/#comments The idea of a three-day speed run of Pokémon, in which the runners would attempt to capture all of the pocket-sized monsters therein, would have been a lot more feasible back in 1998. Today, the number of in-game species has ballooned from 151 to 493, a number that can only be appreciated when depicted in words: Four-hundred and ninety-three.

The charitable gaming experts of TheSpeedGamers plan to accomplish this near-impossible goal while taking donations for Ally's House, an Oklahoma-based children's cancer foundation. It sounds like a really great cause -- why not show some support on the group's livestream? Even if your "support" is just you repeatedly singing the Pokérap over and over, ad infinitum.

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>cancercharitygotta-catch-em-allpokemonspeed-runthespeedgamersSat, 19 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Readers pick best webcomic: Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/readers-pick-best-webcomic-oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/readers-pick-best-webcomic-oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/readers-pick-best-webcomic-oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/#comments While we certainly appreciate the comedic plight of last week's Wrapup winner, Dipswitch's "Oh The Weather Outside is Frightful," we're not certain we understand that title. Was Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne's classic holiday tune secretly about parents who are uneducated on the Entertainment Software Ratings Board's system of classifications? Considering it was written in 1945, that seems a little anachronistic, but, hey, who knows?

Second and third place went to Nerf Now's "Die Monster" and Brawl in the Family's "A Mushroom Kingdom Carol Part 4," respectively. If you've got a favorite comic you'd like to see in this week's Wrapup, drop a link in the comments section, or send in a tip!

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>webcomicFri, 18 Dec 2009 23:30:00 EST<![CDATA[New trailer and details released for Trials HD DLC]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/new-trailer-and-details-released-for-trials-hd-dlc/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/new-trailer-and-details-released-for-trials-hd-dlc/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/new-trailer-and-details-released-for-trials-hd-dlc/#comments Earlier this week, we got a brief sampler of the explosive additions coming to Trials HD in the "BIG Pack" DLC ... pack. Today, a RedLynx press release has shared a few specifics with us regarding the downloadable content's ... contents. These specifics include how to unlock the pack's three new achievements, a list of some of the new physics objects (car, rocket turbine, gravity field, wind and motor, to name a few), and some of the additions that will come in the simultaneously released title update. You can find these details posted after the jump.

RedLynx also sent along a new trailer, which we've posted above. You're going to feel awfully silly when you realize that you've read all this when you could have been watching a dude ride a motorbike in a space station. The BIG Pack is due out next Wednesday, December 23. According to the presser, it will cost 400 -- which is half the price we heard earlier this week. Typo? Or Christmas miracle? We've contacted RedLynx to find out.

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Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>achievementsdlcredlynxtrailertrials-hdtrials-hd-big-packvideoxblaFri, 18 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Soldier wins Team Fortress 2 war, update goes live in time for free-to-play weekend]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/soldier-wins-team-fortress-2-war-update-goes-live-in-time-for-f/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/soldier-wins-team-fortress-2-war-update-goes-live-in-time-for-f/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/soldier-wins-team-fortress-2-war-update-goes-live-in-time-for-f/#comments Well, Demomen, you put up a good fight, but the rocket-armed Soldiers proved too strong a combatant to topple. Team Fortress 2's helmet-wearing class won the "War" update challenge, netting an additional item (boots which reduce rocket-jumping damage) to go with the update's other additions. You can check up on all the new items, maps, achievements and totally out-of-place crafting mechanics on the update's hub page.

Or, you can simply log on to the game right now, and get the update yourself. If you don't possess the game, Valve will let you download and play it for free this weekend. If you really enjoy it, you can pick up Team Fortress 2 at half-price for just $9.99.

[Via Big Download]

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>demomanfpsmultiplayeronlinesalesoldierssteamteam-fortress-2updatevalvewarFri, 18 Dec 2009 13:30:00 EST<![CDATA[BioWare: Mass Effect 2 DLC could include 'full expansion packs']]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/bioware-mass-effect-2-dlc-could-include-full-expansion-packs/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/bioware-mass-effect-2-dlc-could-include-full-expansion-packs/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/18/bioware-mass-effect-2-dlc-could-include-full-expansion-packs/#comments In a recent interview with CVG, BioWare producer Adrien Cho assured that the plan isn't to jettison Mass Effect 2 into the deep, dark retail space without some form of continued support. According to Cho, some of the core development team has already moved on to creating DLC for the game, which could range from new items, including weapons and armor, to side quests that might even build "up to full expansion packs." Cho added that the team has more flexibility to create DLC for the sequel than it did for the first game, explaining that add-on content "was always on our radar from day one."

It sounds like BioWare has big plans for Mass Effect 2 DLC. That is, it sounds like the plans are a bit more sophisticated than the original Mass Effect's DLC strategy: "release completely broken, partially inaccessible DLC without telling anybody about its existence."

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>biowaredlceaexpansionexpansion-packmass-effectmass-effect-2Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:45:00 EST<![CDATA[Hasbro suing Atari over alleged breach in D&D licensing agreement]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/hasbro-suing-atari-over-alleged-breach-in-dandd-licensing-agreemen/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/hasbro-suing-atari-over-alleged-breach-in-dandd-licensing-agreemen/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/hasbro-suing-atari-over-alleged-breach-in-dandd-licensing-agreemen/#comments It seems the Dungeons & Dragons franchise has brought more legal troubles upon Atari than it's probably worth. In August, Turbine Entertainment, developer of the MMO based on the tabletop game, sued the publisher for failing to "devote the necessary resources" to promoting and distributing the online RPG. Now, Hasbro, owner of subsidiary company Wizards of the Coast, which is the current owner of the D&D franchise, is suing Atari for allegedly breaching a licensing agreement the two parties struck up concerning Atari's use of the popular role-playing brand.

Hasbro's main complaint in the suit is that Atari might have taken part in an "unauthorized sublicensing relationship" with Namco Bandai during the latter's purchase of Atari's European distribution company this past March. According to the suit, Namco Bandai is a direct competitor to Hasbro and Wizards, and allowing them any access to the D&D license is a violation of the contract agreed to by Atari. Hasbro seeks compensatory damages, and also to terminate the allegedly violated licensing agreement, denying Atari further access to the brand.

In a press release statement, Wizards of the Coast president Greg Leeds said, "while unfortunate that we had to take this action, it is crucial for us to protect the Dungeons & Dragons brand." Leeds later added, "we have been working for several months now to reach resolution with Atari, and they have left us with no other choice than to pursue legal action."

Atari isn't taking these complaints lying down -- the publisher just distributed its own statement through PRNewswire, claiming, "Hasbro has resorted to these meritless allegations, in an apparent attempt to unfairly take back rights granted to Atari." The statement goes on to say, "we regret that our long-time partner has decided to pursue this action. Atari will respond appropriately through its legal counsel in court."

JoystiqHasbro suing Atari over alleged breach in D&D licensing agreement originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>ataridungeons-and-dragonsdungeons-and-dragons-onlinehasbrolawlawsuitlegallicensewizards-of-the-coastThu, 17 Dec 2009 16:30:00 EST<![CDATA[FBI crime study finds video game system theft on the rise]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/fbi-crime-study-finds-video-game-system-theft-on-the-rise/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/fbi-crime-study-finds-video-game-system-theft-on-the-rise/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/fbi-crime-study-finds-video-game-system-theft-on-the-rise/#comments The common criminal is getting smarter, folks. If the results of a recent FBI study on property crimes (published by USA Today) are any indication, professional thieves have learned that yoinking video game consoles is a much more lucrative venture than stealing ceramic tchotchkes from grandma's mantle. According to the report, gaming console theft has increased 285 percent over three years, from 11,074 cases in 2007 to 42,615 cases in 2009.

Sure, this increase could also be attributed to the larger install bases of these consoles, but given our paranoid nature, we're more inclined to believe that criminals are just getting better at their jobs. Of course, there's a simple way to counteract this rise in theft: Just live in a state of constant, apprehensive fear. We don't think it's too -- did you just hear something?

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>crimefbihamburglarhardwareproperty-crimetheftThu, 17 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Warhammer Online begins 'reenlistment campaign' with incentives]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/warhammer-online-begins-reenlistment-campaign-with-incentives/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/warhammer-online-begins-reenlistment-campaign-with-incentives/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/warhammer-online-begins-reenlistment-campaign-with-incentives/#comments Okay, former Warhammer Online subscriber. You've had your fun, doing things that don't involve experience grinding or inter-Realm sparring. Now it's time to come back home. Developer Mythic Entertainment has revealed that the MMO has opened its arms up to its first sons and daughters, allowing former players to come back for a free 10-day trial. During this time, trial players can access all of the game's recently added content, and can even pick up three exclusive in-game items.

The offer is live right now, and will run until December 23. If you happened to delete the game from your hard drive in a fit of rage, you can re-download the WAR client from the game's official site.

JoystiqWarhammer Online begins 'reenlistment campaign' with incentives originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>eafree-trialmmommorpgmythic-entertainmentWARwarhammer-onlineThu, 17 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Resident Evil 5's 'Desperate Escape' episode detailed]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/resident-evil-5-desperate-escape-episode-detailed/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/resident-evil-5-desperate-escape-episode-detailed/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/17/resident-evil-5-desperate-escape-episode-detailed/#comments Yesterday, we learned about the cast swap that would take place in Resident Evil 5 Alternative Edition's second downloadable episode, Desperate Escape. However, we had no context in which to put Jill Valentine and Josh Stone in cahoots, nor did we know what they'd be doing while cahooted. Now, thanks to an announcement from Capcom, we know: They'll be escaping. Desperately.

We'll try to share these details without dropping any spoilers: Josh encounters Jill, who has collapsed after that one fight. Together, they have to escape from the Tricell facility, pushing through wave after wave of faux-zombies in the middle of the night. They'll need to do so quickly, as they need to fulfill their important, life-saving duties to Chris and Sheva, who are simultaneously locked in battle with that one guy.

Additionally, Capcom has released some screens of the new episode, which we've posted in the gallery below. Also, the developer revealed two new costumes for Chris and Sheva in the game's Mercenaries Reunion mode: Chris gets "Heavy Metal" duds, while Sheva gets somewhat classier "Business" attire. Check them out in the videos after the jump!

Gallery: Resident Evil 5 - Desperate Escape

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JoystiqResident Evil 5's 'Desperate Escape' episode detailed originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>capcomdesperate-escapedlcmercenaries-reunionresident-evilresident-evil-5resident-evil-5-alternative-editionThu, 17 Dec 2009 13:30:00 EST<![CDATA[Halo 3, PS2 get nods from AdWeek for best commercials of the decade]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/halo-3-ps2-get-nods-from-adweek-for-best-commercials-of-the-dec/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/halo-3-ps2-get-nods-from-adweek-for-best-commercials-of-the-dec/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/halo-3-ps2-get-nods-from-adweek-for-best-commercials-of-the-dec/#comments The average American viewed over 9 million advertising messages over the past decade -- logically, a few would stick out in your mind as being better than the rest. Advertising trade publication Adweek recently voted on the best piece of video marketing to be released this decade. Two video game ads you might remember made the final nominees: "Diorama," for Halo 3, and "Mountain," for the PlayStation 2.

Sadly, both of these ads lost to Honda's "Grrr" ad -- if only Sony's "Horrifying, Reverse-Weeping Baby" spot had made it into the list of nominees, the company could have brought home the gold.

[Via IndustryGamers]

JoystiqHalo 3, PS2 get nods from AdWeek for best commercials of the decade originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>advertisingadweekcommercialdioramahalo-3mountainWed, 16 Dec 2009 14:45:00 EST<![CDATA[Andy Richter upset at his Assassin's Creed 2 voiceover VGA snub]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/andy-richter-upset-at-his-assassins-creed-2-voiceover-vga-snub/#comments
 Much like the comical co-host of The Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien, we were infuriated by Hugh Jackman's victory in the "Best Male Voice Actor" category during last week's Video Game Awards ceremony. That Vector Monkey was destined to land in the hands of Andy Richter, who, you may or may not know, provided the voice of Assassin's Creed 2's titular killer, Ezio Auditore de Firenze a Lamborghini et Manicotti Formaggio.

You can view Richter's outburst, as well as a bit of his work in the game, in the Tonight Show clip posted on the show's official site.

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JoystiqAndy Richter upset at his Assassin's Creed 2 voiceover VGA snub originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:15:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>andy-richterassassins-creed-2comedyconan-o-brientelevisionthe-tonight-showubisoftUbisoft-Montrealvideovoice-oversWed, 16 Dec 2009 13:15:00 EST<![CDATA[Second Resident Evil 5 episode has playable Jill and Josh]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/second-resident-evil-5-episode-has-playable-jill-and-josh/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/second-resident-evil-5-episode-has-playable-jill-and-josh/http://www.joystiq.com/2009/12/16/second-resident-evil-5-episode-has-playable-jill-and-josh/#comments Are you bored with the unspoken, yet powerful sexual tension between Resident Evil 5's protagonists, Chris and Sheva? Yeah, we are too -- that's why we're so excited about these scans from the latest issue of Famitsu (as uncovered by Siliconera), which reveal that the second chapter in the game's Alternative Edition DLC, titled Desperate Escape, will let you play as Jill Valentine and Josh Stone. In case you didn't recognize that last name, Josh Stone is actually a pretty popular British female soul singer. Seems like a weird choice, but what-evs.

Okay, Josh Stone is actually the BSAA member who helps out Chris and Sheva throughout the game -- mostly through the deus ex machina helicopter rescues for which the series is well-known. But wait -- if you're playing as Josh Stone, who's going to come rescue you at the end of the game in a helicopter? This could be bad, folks.

JoystiqSecond Resident Evil 5 episode has playable Jill and Josh originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:25:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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