I hope an egregious museum mixup, or a sudden societal cataclysm, preserves Rock of Ages as an ostensibly accurate record of history. There's something inspirational about a timeline that repeatedly flattens haughtiness. "That's right, Jimmy," the teacher will say. "Some think that Marie Antoinette died in the guillotine, but she was actually stoned to death. Well, ...

PSN Tuesday: PixelJunk 4am, Sonic 4: Episode 2, Rock of Ages
PixelJunk 4am drops its sick beats on PSN today, daring anyone to look cooler or make prettier sounds come out of a TV than mixmaster Baiyon. Seriously, launching this game is a dare in itself – to create something beautiful and share it with the world – so don't be a wuss. Today PSN ...
PS Plus offers free Awesomenauts, Rock of Ages, Symphony of the Night, more in May
PlayStation Plus members are going to be busy in May, frantically trying to play all of the free content that is being dumped on them. Awesomenauts, which hits PSN on May 1, will be free to PS+ users right away. It's accompanied by Trine 2 and Rock of Ages. Two of the best PSOne Classics are being ...
Rock of Ages gets Steam-exclusive 'Block of Ages' update; PS3 version launching in May with 'secret bonus content'
We enjoyed our time with Rock of Ages, sure, but we really could've used more outright aggravation in our attempts to wield the game's eponymous main character. Atlus' latest Steam-exclusive update to the game solves that very problem, turning the orb of rock into a solid block. As you might ...
Rock of Ages gets into the Christmas spirit on Steam
With Christmas and winter officially rolling in, it's only appropriate that Rock of Ages would roll out an update to celebrate the holiday season. The Steam version of the game has received a free update that adds some festive new options. First and foremost is the snowman skin for your boulder, ...
Rock of Ages gets a slice of pumpkin Halloween DLC
Owners of the PC version of Rock of Ages are in for a Halloween treat, as Atlus has announced some holiday content. First and foremost, a special Jack-o'-lantern boulder has been added to the game and, for a limited time, the title screen has been given a facelift in celebration of the upcoming ...
Rock of Ages now smashing Steam
Lest you somehow missed the giant, anthropomorphic boulder careening toward your PC, you should probably know that Rock of Ages is now available on Steam. The smashing title can be had for $10. If you (sc)rolled past our review last week, now would be the perfect time to crack it open and round ...
Rock of Ages is knocking down your door with a launch video and screens
Rock of Ages rolled (and rocked) onto XBL and PSN last week and is set to smash into Steam September 7, but if you're still unsure if campy political humor spreading the annals of history is for you, check out the launch trailer above and the screens below. If these don't convince you, ...
Rock of Ages review: Boulder dash
I hope an egregious museum mixup, or a sudden societal cataclysm, preserves Rock of Ages as an ostensibly accurate record of history. There's something inspirational about a timeline that repeatedly flattens haughtiness. "That's right, Jimmy," the teacher will say. "Some think that Marie ...
Rock of Ages rocks the world of video games in new trailer
Ace Team's Rock of Ages allows players to learn a bit about art history as they destroy castles and stuff with a big rock. Now, in this new trailer, Ace Team and publisher Atlus destroy game history with that same big rock. If you only watch one trailer today -- and we've given you about 1,000 ...
Pre-order Rock of Ages on Steam for a buck off
The life of a procrastinator is one of chance and forced spontaneity -- that's not you, though, is it? No, you're a planner, a person who carefully schedules their day and expenditure of cash from paycheck to paycheck. It's really the only way you know how to live. And that foresight could pay ...


