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Take-Two bid adieu to Icahn, three board seats for $203.5 million

Tuesday 26 November 800 lbs. lighter after getting rid of Carl Icahn and his three boys (including that iCahn mini) from the board. It's gonna be trans-fat and pasta tonight, I'm tellin' you. Food consumed today: What. Ever. I. Want. Boom! Morning in the 36-degree city that never sleeps....

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Take-Two appoints COO Karl Slatoff as president

Tuesday 7 May ? ? ? lbs. I never weigh myself on a day of celebration. Food consumed today: King Crab Legs in a bucket, like a boss! Late afternoon. New York. Manhattan. Red Lobster in Times Square. Dearest Diary, It's been ever so long, but I must put emotion to paper. I'm writing...

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Take-Two's Zelnick regrets THQ quote

Friday 6 April 175 lbs (That's 170 of muscle and five pounds of delicious Legal Seafood New England Clam Chowder.) Food consumed today: Chowdah! Chowdah! Chowdah! Early morning. Boston. I watched the sun rise this morning, contemplating regret and its place in business ... and the universe. Oh,...

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Take-Two's Zelnick thinks Zynga metrics are 'sketchy'

Wednesday 30 November 185 lbs of Ba-Zynga bashing awesomeness. Food consumed today: Nothing. I'm being fueled by music. Specifically, one song: "Eye of the Tiger." It's on repeat and nothing is gonna get in my way. Afternoon. It's brisk in NYC and I'm bringing the heat to Zynga. If that...

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Zelnick planning on more Duke Nukem, figuring out tablet gaming

Tuesday 21 June I've had all scales removed from Take-Two HQ since becoming CEO. I have too much work to do and I can't be checking my buffness at every water fountain and copy machine (all of which had scale attachments). I do still check it after workouts and after a good cry, when I consume...

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Take-Two CEO Feder quitting to travel Asia, Zelnick to become CEO

Friday 29 October New British trainer at the gym tells me I'm 13 stone. That's better than 70-something kilos, but apparently I've put on weight. It's all my soon-to-be ex-CEO Ben Feder's fault. Food consumed today: Nothing, yet. But I'm sure the Federator is going to drag me out to McDonalds...

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PSA: Not all Italian Americans are descended from Mafia 2

Wednesday 18 August Weight: Ugh. I don't even want to know what I weigh after inhaling that slice. Food consumed today: Do I really have to spell it out again? P. I. Z. Z. A. And I know for sure the guys running that joint aren't in the mafia or whatever. I don't even think they're Italian....

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Carl Icahn now a 13.7% shareholder in Take-Two

Monday 22 March 70-something kilos. My kilo talk has gotten others thinking I'm moving the company to Canada, but I <3 my NYC. Food consumed today: No low-fat blueberry muffins today on the cart. I only like the tops anyway. Heard some pleb in the office talking about Blueberry Muffin...

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Take-Two to nominate three new board directors; it's all about the iCahn

Thursday 21 January 70-something kilos. I've given up on weighing in lbs, kilos are so much kinder. Food consumed today: Anything that makes me look suave and like I know what I'm doing. Think I'm on my fifth martini, but I lost count after the fourth. Early morning, sun looks lovely...

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Ousted Take-Two CEO Eibeler joins SouthPeak board

Tuesday 4 August 170-something lbs. of face-palming rage. Food consumed today: A lot of really audible snacks and stuff that makes me sound bone-crunchy and vicious, like a Central Park West poodle. Just past midnight. New York: my penthouse. Do people never learn? Found out today that SouthPeak...

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