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Ecko Unlimited has revealed a series of six extremely overpriced Halo-themed t-shirts, and boy are they ugly. To demonstrate, here is a list of things not as ugly as the shirts in the series:
They aren't just ugly, they are a kind of genetically altered super-ugly and you should never buy them.

[Thanks, Michael]

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Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments]]>haloludicrousmarc-eckoseriously-uglyt-shirtsuglyFri, 24 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EST<![CDATA[Cruis'n looks like Chewie, Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one]]>http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/04/cruisn-looks-like-chewie-baba-booey-and-hong-kong-phooey-all/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/04/cruisn-looks-like-chewie-baba-booey-and-hong-kong-phooey-all/http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/04/cruisn-looks-like-chewie-baba-booey-and-hong-kong-phooey-all/#commentsFiled under:

We've shown you trailers of nice looking games recently, so now it's time for one that's ... not so nice. In fact, Midway's Cruis'n is looking downright gross.

Many Nintendo fans have developed a "gameplay over graphics" mantra, but this "effort" by Midway just seems insulting. There's no reason that a Wii game should resemble an N64 game, unless it's on the Virtual Console.

Check out the official Cruis'n trailer above if you want to have your mind blown, in a bad way.

JoystiqCruis'n looks like Chewie, Baba Booey, and Hong Kong Phooey all in one originally appeared on Joystiq on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Well, you're not ugly, but there are a lot of ugly Miis out there. We just can't resist moving facial features around and into places they're not supposed to be. Sure, sometimes you do that and you get Admiral Ackbar, but other times, it looks more like what's under the hockey mask in the Friday the 13th films. Not pretty.

But even ugly Miis need a little time in the spotlight, so we're dedicating this week's edition to the worst of the worst. Check out the parade of awful after the jump!

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JoystiqMii Spotlight: 'Cause you're ugly originally appeared on Joystiq on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Poor Luigi. The lanky plumber already has enough problems dealing with his older brother always stealing the spotlight and Princess Daisy's failure to commit to a serious relationship, but now he has to worry about embarassing photos from 20 years ago resurfacing on the internet. We all have our fair share of unflattering pictures from the 80s, but the images posted for this vintage Super Mario Bros. doll auction are downright embarassing.

This 3.5'-tall toy was a promotional item from Nintendo that was never released to the general public. Head past the post break to see what the green guy looked like before he tamed his hair and trimmed his mustache. He really let himself go back then -- look at that hat!

[Via GameSniped]

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JoystiqUgliest Luigi ever originally appeared on Joystiq on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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